ayo let me flame this dudo to my braindead audience as a joke hahahahha

i am making the full clip, wait a minute

give me 5 minutes ill clip the whole thing

dude is really an idiot

both clips are the full situation, full context, if not satisfied you can see it in his stream from yesterday (11th august 2023) at 02:07:05 - 02:08:55
https://clips.twitch.tv/AmericanFairTapirOMGScoots-55B7fj-na4i1rAz1
https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousNaiveFennelPRChase-UApnrw1IZM-xwSMo

from what I've already seen on this forum, tarik could punch your mothers in the face and you'd still turn a blind eye and suck his dick, for real fuck this dude

I'll be sure to enter in great detail on how kang kang is actually a overrated player and most of his highlights could be made by plat NA players

I have already hooked up with her before I just wanted to let you guys know that while you're here glazing zmjKK I`ll be getting glazed myself 😎

ok, now that I have your attention

I have a date with a incredibly cute, but kinda crazy, redhead girl from my old college and I'm a bit nervous

calm me down vlr dont let me fumble this

edit: typo

tdm or csgo short match

I wouldn't say paid, but they definetely are instruct to hype them up more than other teams

I dont doubt he's good, he is obviosly very good and talented. My deal is many of Riot's caster (both on international transmission and BR transmission) talk about him as if he already won all tournaments of valorant forever and is the clear goat of the game, which I doubt.

every once in a while he posts some truth tho. but def a crybaby

about point 2: depending on where you live and your culture, talking to someone with the sole intention of having sex is pretty normalized, and theres not much to it. but if you talk to someone and you only want to have sex, nthing more, be honest about it, dont act in love, dont act as a friend, act as a potential booty call

1. treat them as humans
2. don't talk to a girl just to fuck her, try to be genuinely interested
3. dont buy into andrew tate's bullshit
4. take care of your self, no girl will like a stking pile of sweat

actually good advice here

I'm a zmjKK doubter but if he stomps fucking keznit I will become his #1 dick rider

same with edg and all the zmjkk's semen lovers

yeah, and if you listen to the casters that are glazing zmjKK (even fucking brazilian casters), kang kang clears aspas by astronomical amounts

nah, I'm cool with teams that have beat LOUD in the past my dude, for exemple I really like NRG which are LOUD's biggest rivals. I just think that boaster's antics are really annoying

I hope he stays with a full BR team (could be on any ORG tho, some NA team with lots of money could make a BR super team)

"racially motivated"
god fucking damn, this is why

emil dude could ask his twin brother to teach him PROFESSIONALISM

man it's so absurd like, even BR casters are like that, zmjjKK does literally anything and they like "OH MY GOD HE THE BEST" while we have fucking aspas

emil is a fucking joke of a coach who, at the face of alimination from the last tournament of the year, prefered to try to be cute for the cameras and twitch/twitter doing a silly little drawing of himself, instead of trying to think on ways to make a comeback. "oh but he isnt allowed to speak", yes, I know, but meanwhile he's getting PAYED to think on ways not to get cluster fucked by other teams. and after they got eliminated, he wasn't sad, he wasn't angry, he wasn't nervours, mf was laughing like it was funny and cute.

They're not allowed to talk, I know. But goddamn, you're the coach of a team that is getting it's ass beat, and instead of thinking harder on how to win you try to be cute for the cameras and twitch/twitter? This Emil dude is not a true competitor, he wasn't nervous, he wasn't angry, he wasn't sad, his team is getting eliminated from the last tournament IN THE YEAR and he's trying to be fucking cute for the fucking cameras.

hating edg: not glazing zmjjKK dick like we ought to, right?

why? being brazilian means I prefer trash talkers to stupid theater kids?

because it is forbidden to say that the GLORIOUS SUPREME OVERLORD RIOT-OWNING REGION is not the best region in the world and zmjKK isnt the best e-gamer to ever exist

edit: chill and don't get on my dick

From what Ive seen, him tilting is not even the worst. the dude prefered to make a silly cute drawing of himself during a tech pause when his team was ready to get eliminated from Champions instead of, huh, IDK, thinking on how to try to come back in the series?????? Straight up unprofessional, in BR val he wouldn't have a job anymore.

staying top 4 he would be the goat? you guys suck his dick so fucking hard its comedic.

I prefer demon1 trashtalking to boaster's lil bitchy antics, much less irritating

you know when liquid lost? during the tech pause when they were already losing the match and their fucking coach wanted to be cute making a "funny" drawing instead of thinking of ways to win. and he was laughing after they lost

yes, not like edg and fraudfraud is hating the whole of china

DUELIST

derke
kk
jingg
aspas
something
HM: Keznit

dude you are so fucking dumb

Demon1 3 taps on haven clears this by so much

oh my man i love you so much

this is a very dumb argument.

I was shit talking tarik dick riders and edg overhypers

keep up that attitude, buddy! it's so cheerful to see such optimist people!

they hated him for he spoke the truth

É o que o gaules fala, pra gente a regua é sempre muito mais alta. Pra gente ser considerado "bom" a gente tem que ser mais que excepcional.

cope harder

saucy

id rather stare at a wall

you watch a fucking cartoon about a idiot stretchy pirate that cant swim

Less is more.

aight

eu boto fé que na furia é no minimo

-dgzin
-carlão

mesmo que não seja o melhor fazer isso, ambos tão tomando mta pressão da comunidade e isso se pa faz bem mal pro mental deles

puta que me pariu eu to até agora nervoso com aquele segundo pistol da lotus vai toma no cu

mano se colocar o liminha, o otsuka, o tck, um platina random e o coreano de igl já ta bem melhor q essa bosta de time

thanks for the new copypasta