burritx
Flag: Namibia
Registered: February 13, 2022
Last post: May 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Posts: 8068
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you guys really believe anything holy shit

posted about a year ago

It's not that deep bro tf? I did talk about this when he was on lev and I didn't know she lied

posted about a year ago

Mortadelo

posted about a year ago

Literally neither are true bro 💀

Loud -v1nny -tuyz looking for american player and coach
Furia -everyone except heat

posted about a year ago

ta maluco Jão vou te caçar fdp tu ta fudido vai levar jack dos d 😡😡😡

posted about a year ago

meteor - looks racist

posted about a year ago

aonde q eu não gosto de tu carai kkkkkkkk
oq fala em inglês fica no inglês

posted about a year ago

HyenaLaugh
acho que o Lorenzopajaro ja levou ban uma vez tb mas ja tiraram
andrewdamf

Deve ter mais, mas que eu lembro de BR q era ativo q levou ban de graça sao esses ai

posted about a year ago

sato was never an option don't let loud fans convince you otherwise

If they wanted to spend money they sure as hell wouldn't have signed v1nny

posted about a year ago

idfk he always got bullshit banned

posted about a year ago

True

posted about a year ago

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted about a year ago

No Sergio is active on twitter
It's not the same as it was 💔

posted about a year ago

FUCK

posted about a year ago

6 months.

It has been 6 months since trembolona got permanently banned.

I didn't want to believe it, none of us wanted to, it was a silent job too, no warning no statement no nothing.

Trembolona was one of the original pillars of vlr.gg, I even dare to say he was the most popular user of his time, he wasn't forced like this new generation of baiters (elysxxm, henbabyh, etc), we genuinely laughed at his baits, we used his copypastas, we talked with him over his obsession for mwzera

We. Were. Happy.

Trembolona got banned several times but he always came back, he was dedicated to his craft, and we sure as hell won't find another user like him.

O cara era tão foda que absolutamente todo mundo do cenário profissional brasileiro conhece ele, todo mundo xinga ele e discorda de tudo que ele fala mas no fundo a gente era feliz. Não existe nenhum usuário assim hoje em dia, o vlr.gg perdeu a substância que ja teve.

Love him or hate him, one thing is certain, we lost one of the greats.

Rest in Peace Trembolonarage 🥀 😭

Pic of his biceps to use on his grave

posted about a year ago

Bro said a wife beater is not as bad as the rest 💀

posted about a year ago

Trembolona
Never forget 💔

posted about a year ago

Actually crazy that both are uncs but hazed has like 4 aces in 2.5 years of pro play but fns hasn't aced once in 5 years of pro play

posted about a year ago

I mean, sScary could had joined Talon if he wanted results, he just wanted the bag from Bleed to help his family

posted about a year ago

comtract renewal abuser - khalil

posted about a year ago

No I know all the shit he did but what did he do to women?

posted about a year ago

é tradição desde 2021 botar bandeira nova que colocam no site

posted about a year ago

tf did sick do

posted about a year ago

Same as ntk

posted about a year ago

Women ☕

Duelist: Canezerra
Initiator: Ntk
Flex: Sinatraa
Sentinel: pancc
Controller: Mazino

Sub: Kamo + Flashback
Coach: Juv3nile
Social Media Manager: George Geddes

posted about a year ago

yay acordou
supamen lembrou que só toma jack de brasileiro
icy sendo icy

posted about a year ago

don't let EG make masters please
supamen got banned from crossfire because he was caught stealing gear at major
Same thing is gonna happen in valorant 💔

posted about a year ago

Internet explorer

posted about a year ago

sim até por que o cortezia ta 0-5 né
se eu quisesse falar que alguém é melhor que o less por estatística eu teria falado lukxo porra

posted about a year ago

Para viado, unica coisa separando ele do less é o troféu, menor no primeiro ano de franquia ta quebrando igual o less em 2023, se ele chocar no masters ai sim pode falar que ele não ta pareado com o less

alias eu disse que ele é bom igual, não que é melhor

posted about a year ago

european -> american
ardiis -> tenz

See? 2 words
anyways good luck winning anything without sacy 😂 butt hurt ahh mf

posted about a year ago

I literally can replace 2 words for whatever country you're from just take the L bruv

posted about a year ago

of course it's the fucking keyword, what would an european know about Brazil's T2 players?

sybau lil bro go pray ardiis comes back to save your region 🥀🥀🥀

posted about a year ago

The problem is they have a fucking tool running emea

posted about a year ago

He stopped lurking

posted about a year ago

Cook

posted about a year ago

Prasinos 2.0

posted about a year ago

Top 13 of the 12

posted about a year ago

Competitive scene caught up with his IGL skills last year, now he's nothing but dead weight

posted about a year ago

Spray merchant

posted about a year ago

I have watched less since he was in jaguares lil bro how tf am I biased 😂
you can ask any Brazillian and they will agree cortezia is just as good as Less

posted about a year ago

everyone already does that since forever...

posted about a year ago

Registered: July 26, 2024

yep, checks out

posted about a year ago

the leorde leddes lore goes crazy

posted about a year ago

Flag check

posted about a year ago

didn't he literally say he is unwilling to change that attitude 💀 doesn't seem like he doesn't mean it

posted about a year ago

and you have george fucking geddes defending you 💀💀💀

Who's next, juvenile? this kid is cooked

posted about a year ago

Cortezia = Less
Xenom < pANcada
Artzin > Saadhak
Verno > Sacy
Aspas > Aspas

yes it does tf are you smoking

posted about a year ago

Where are your stars?

posted about a year ago

can we call this guy a fraud yet? (Art levels of fraud)

  • played 9 series and has yet to finish one positive

  • isn't a crazy clutch player (4/26)

  • high apr but average kast (low/no impact assists)

  • not a good lurker? I only have the MIBR game to go off from since I don't pay attention to 100T so I might be talking shit but this guy deadass refuses to take space?? All of his lurks are just him waiting for someone to push while he plays ridiculously far away so even if someone did push he probably wouldn't be able to kill them unless they peeked like a bot, his average damage per round is dogshit because he rarely/never gets actual impact kills while lurking (and when his team rotates to entry where he's lurking they fail because they have no info)

posted about a year ago
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