burritx
Flag: Namibia
Registered: February 13, 2022
Last post: May 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Posts: 8024
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posted about a year ago

didn't he literally say he is unwilling to change that attitude 💀 doesn't seem like he doesn't mean it

posted about a year ago

and you have george fucking geddes defending you 💀💀💀

Who's next, juvenile? this kid is cooked

posted about a year ago

Cortezia = Less
Xenom < pANcada
Artzin > Saadhak
Verno > Sacy
Aspas > Aspas

yes it does tf are you smoking

posted about a year ago

Where are your stars?

posted about a year ago

can we call this guy a fraud yet? (Art levels of fraud)

  • played 9 series and has yet to finish one positive

  • isn't a crazy clutch player (4/26)

  • high apr but average kast (low/no impact assists)

  • not a good lurker? I only have the MIBR game to go off from since I don't pay attention to 100T so I might be talking shit but this guy deadass refuses to take space?? All of his lurks are just him waiting for someone to push while he plays ridiculously far away so even if someone did push he probably wouldn't be able to kill them unless they peeked like a bot, his average damage per round is dogshit because he rarely/never gets actual impact kills while lurking (and when his team rotates to entry where he's lurking they fail because they have no info)

posted about a year ago

Feels bad for cyvoph, if vit can't make anything this year he'll definitely be the scapegoat

posted about a year ago

role overlap went crazy, imagine having to build a roster around tenz (duelist) so you pick up:

  • another duelist that can flash ini
  • flash ini
  • ini
  • smokes

and then you fucking have them play:

  • raze + flash ini + sova (WITH SACY IN THE TEAM)
  • flash ini + controller + sentinel
  • controller + sentinel + ini
  • sentinel + controller a few times (emphasis on few)

kaplan almost saved them by getting marved but took too long to get rid of d0phh (also pancada on sentinel was not it)

I honestly believe they could have done something in playoffs since they almost won 1 map against nrg with dogshit comp and starts before marved joined, but we'll never know thanks to d0phh

posted about a year ago

americas less
cortezia

posted about a year ago

Leo is pregnant

posted about a year ago

He had 4 stars?

posted about a year ago

No

posted about a year ago
  • kills himself being aggro on slick
  • kills himself being aggro on loud
  • is lurking on lev
  • kills himself being aggro on mibr

god forbid a coach have a different strat

posted about a year ago

Haven't seen a super team failure this big since sen 2023 jeez

posted about a year ago

S tier
everyone falls for my baits since 2022

posted about a year ago

FURIA 2023
-dgzin
-mazin

SEN 2024
-sacy

posted about a year ago

havoc no latam sera? nao acho que algum time do vcb (que pague um salario decente) precisa de outro duelista

posted about a year ago

vamo ver noq vai dar spike/lz de igl, pela comunicacao deles no ascension eu acho bizarro a 2G ter ganho sequer um mapa sem o zap no split 1

posted about a year ago

well, I'm not sure how things work over there, but over in Brazil winning tourneys is what gets you exposure to scouts (of course you still need a social media presence and videos)

posted about a year ago

You don't? You can't just get into established teams without them coming to you

posted about a year ago

lol? what rule is supposed to exist bro

posted about a year ago

provavelmente tava cuidando da namorada dele ou simplesmente não quis jogar depois que kickaram ele

posted about a year ago

soq o dg em 1 split de vcb pós kick ja melhorou bastante isso, tanto que foi top 2 em fkpr no split 2 com um fdpr bem baixo pra um duelista

além disso o estilo de jogo agressivo do dg trazia muito round importante pq ele tinha a exp de saber quando valorizar (mais perceptível isso na Loud mas também teve na furia) justamente por vir de um fps que FK é muito importante

Mas o havoc literalmente só faz play de ranked e nunca da certo, passa call torta, manda igl calar a boca (KKKKKKK) e tem ZERO confiança pra fazer qualquer coisa que não seja rushar solo
Eu comparei ele com aspas e heat mas honestamente é até um crime falar que alguém ja chegou a jogar do jeito que o havoc joga

posted about a year ago

sim to lgd, mas porra, heat e aspas são 2 jogadores q eu lembro de cabeça q tambem faziam muita merda de duelista e ficavam se matando, mas os 2 começaram a parar de fazer isso depois q jogaram o primeiro masters deles e depois pararam por completo pos champions/começo de franquia

sei que não é a mesma coisa mas o havoc ja ta faz quase 2 anos no tier 1, ja jogou 2 camps internacionais (os 2 foram com times de franquia ent meio fodase que não era camp da riot) e ainda passou por 2 comissoes tecnicas, simplesmente não faz sentido ele continuar fazendo a mesma merda que ele fazia desde o kickoff de 2024 (o cara em TRES funções diferentes fazia a mesma merda)

posted about a year ago

o havoc era burro assim na union? nunca assisti nenhum jogo deles e acho bizarro o tanto de merda que esse mlk consegue fazer em 1 partida na furia

posted about a year ago

Cortezia: "FNS is so bad bro"

posted about a year ago

yeah from peek

posted about a year ago

Tanmay

posted about a year ago

THEY SIGNED ANOTHER FUCKING DUELIST (NOT EVEN LOSS FROM THEIR ACADEMY)
MOVED HAVOC BACK TO SENTINEL
AND DROPPED HEATTTTTTTTTTTT
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Org PATÉTICA

posted about a year ago

Primordium and Aemondir are 300x better

posted about a year ago

bro knows his priorities

posted about a year ago

Loses to furia

posted about a year ago

Don't let him pick raze on haven

posted about a year ago

FNS:

  • snaked all his teammates from optic
  • snaked a prodigy on nrg
  • can't get kills for shit
  • never aced in 5 years of professional valorant
  • doesn't play without his pookie bear s0m (he's dragging him down with him to retirement)

Saadhak:

  • won champions
  • got 3 of his teammates contracts with overseas orgs
  • has a sick ace on fracture
  • snaked qck so he could win vcb (character development arc)
  • pai
posted about a year ago

Yes

posted about a year ago

Your turn

posted about a year ago

Prasinos when are you going to take an english class

posted about a year ago

cauanzin deadass looks so dumb without saadhak or xand, always making idiotic decisions

I refuse to believe this is the outcome of being coached by saadhak on how to IGL

posted about a year ago

9/30

posted about a year ago

I'm Brazillian bro 💀 we know how many kills aspas got

posted about a year ago

The B4 incident 💔

posted about a year ago

"einstein" for knowing 75 is not the same as 82? lmfao

posted about a year ago

Production fucked up, pancada didnt break anything

posted about a year ago

He didn't break anything can't you guys do basic math

posted about a year ago

eu prefiro ver a furia q foi pra playoffs entregando vantagem doq ver essa furia e loud 0/todos na fase de grupos entregando vantagem

posted about a year ago

Furia is never signing pancada lil bro

posted about a year ago

ainda bem que vai sair próximo split pqp, imbecil do caralho chama um timeout pro tuyz falar alguma coisa enquanto o pateta e o v1nny ficam encarando o monitor com cara de cu

enquanto isso a potter dando o maior masterclass doq a EG fazer no eco pra ganhar, é bizarro isso

posted about a year ago

Why the fuck did they pause while on a streak bro, watch loud lose on ot now 💀

posted about a year ago
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