burritx
Flag: New Caledonia
Registered: February 13, 2022
Last post: July 23, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Posts: 8264
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Face it dude
You'll never be as good as Noyn
And you'll never be as bad as Trembolona

You're the most average baiter on this website, if you decided to stop posting no one would even bother lol

posted about 3 years ago

I can always count on you

posted about 3 years ago

Look at him go, he joined Red Canids because he felt bad for the team, he knew the team wouldn't win anything, so he joined them to carry everyone towards victory, he is by far the kindest player in the entirety of Brazil, and look how he is getting treated...

Please Loud, save Teddy by signing him as 6th, the goat of valorant doesn't deserve this

posted about 3 years ago

É os player da bomb crypto menos o vitrix, os caras ficaram a 1 game de ir pro vct, obviamente iriam ter levado um pau da Loud mas pelo menos teriam ido no access series

posted about 3 years ago

Vale ressaltar que a Gamelanders quase não foi pro 1° masters por causa de time fake

posted about 3 years ago

Common alitmanus L

posted about 3 years ago

Ta falando sozinho rei?

posted about 3 years ago

Vikings ja saiu do valorant, tag não é deles, agr é da Vivo Keyd Stars

posted about 3 years ago

sao paolo kkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about 3 years ago

sao paolo

posted about 3 years ago

Rest in pepperoni Team Liquid flair
Welcome new flair

posted about 3 years ago

I am so glad I'm not a football fan
Couldn't imagine being so out of touch with reality to hunt a guy down for having 1 bad game

posted about 3 years ago

Justice for Qwertyy
My boy did nothing wrong

posted about 3 years ago

BTR 999-0 SRN
Vamo indo pride

posted about 3 years ago

Good riddance to the guy who necro'd this

posted about 3 years ago

Individual performance abt what
I'm not talking about pANcada vs MaKo 💀

posted about 3 years ago

None
Soundcloud >>>> Spotify

posted about 3 years ago

Tuyz is smokes and Loud doesn't play double duelist anywhere

posted about 3 years ago

Matter of fact I did find bitches
But it's not like you'd know by coming here to vlr every 3 weeks, though you have been slowly getting addicted to it

posted about 3 years ago

Stopped reading at aspas and less

posted about 3 years ago

Massive W

posted about 3 years ago

That's a lotta words
Too bad I'm not readin' em

posted about 3 years ago

Mans coping because there are no bitches in Honduras

posted about 3 years ago

Champions 2021
Brazil could had gotten out of groups a year before it actually happened ffs

posted about 3 years ago

DRX momento numero dos
5-6th
5-6th
3rd

posted about 3 years ago

Yes

posted about 3 years ago

Man really put crashies over there but not Sacy kkkkkkkkkk

posted about 3 years ago

Average 500 post user

posted about 3 years ago

Welcome back!

posted about 3 years ago

Who's there? It's me, I'm back!
Told you guys I would manage to do it, I'm just built different
Now, before I ask a lot of questions like what the hell is Collegiate on the rankings, here's a list of what I did in these 30 days

  • Touched grass
  • Got to ascendant 2
  • Got promoted at my job
  • Went out to São Paulo and won a Valorant LAN as the MVP (https://i.imgur.com/7URXgSl.jpg)
  • Actually made friends IRL for the first time since 2020
  • Learned basic Photoshop

Now I'm back to being here daily, ask me anything ig

posted about 3 years ago

Officially november now in Brazil, I will train my mental every single day so that I do not fap nor open vlr once, you can and WILL find tranquility on this path if you choose to follow me, remember that there's always a key to locking the cage of your inner baiter, and unlocking your true potential brothers

Stay strong

Be seeing you soon

posted about 3 years ago

Numero uno scream fan when will you let me be 6th man for la SUQ au lava cmon we go way back bro

posted about 3 years ago

Fatphobic

posted about 3 years ago

Literally self bumping after 10m 💀

posted about 3 years ago

pANcada

posted about 3 years ago

Nome disso aí é síndrome do Mca
Sintomas: só falar merda no vlr.gg

posted about 3 years ago

Fuck off

posted about 3 years ago

Do not feed yourself lies Enrique

posted about 3 years ago

Sscary possibly the worst pickup for Bleed

posted about 3 years ago

He wasn't always a sen fan, resilience is key

posted about 3 years ago

My brothers, no nut november may be difficult, but I will increase the difficulty and make the no vlr november, where you also cannot post, reply, and preferably open vlr for the entire month, I suggest no life users that spend their entire day here like me to accept this challenge

posted about 3 years ago

Liquid

posted about 3 years ago

Public thread bozo, sometimes I wonder how 2bit baiters like you get 4 stars

posted about 3 years ago

Ah yes, let an american decide when brazilians work, it's not like every fucking vct match here started in the most common time for a shift to end

  • "We want to present an even higher goal beyond Radiant" - Riot Games, where the fuck does it say "yeah this is for everyone"
posted about 3 years ago

I'm legit gonna die of cringe if I read this again

posted about 3 years ago
  • it's literally what gets you into ascension
  • why the fuck would you play premier without a 5 stack AND without wanting to go pro?
  • it's only on friday nights
posted about 3 years ago

"I feel like you should at least have to duo que" My brother in christ it's just like VCT, you can't solo queue VCT

posted about 3 years ago

0/8
Why would EG roster be on off topic

posted about 3 years ago

apolgy for bad english where were u wen bonkar clutch
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"bonkar is clutch"
"no"

posted about 3 years ago

Arroz clears

posted about 3 years ago
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