It goes without saying that the locutionary jousting emanating from your oral cavity attracts the approval of the community at large. This being the case, you must accommodate us with the denomination of your being.
No doubt you thought that, through the ignominious immixion you've engendered, you'd encourage a lot of giggling on the part of your unfortunate listeners?
Alas, it is not without great commiseration that we must inform you that your regrettable affabulations are causing nothing but discomfort and embarrassment within this digital phalanstery.
The wisest thing for you to do, then, would be to get the hell out of here, so that everyone who has had to deal with the scabrous miasma your aphorism secreted while you were speaking can swiftly rid themselves of this dreadful reminiscence.
Lymphatism in the limbo of your substance, as always.