blud i can’t trust you after what you typed above 😭

hell nah yo ass tweakin jigsaw

is somebody gonna match your freak, uwukitten?

lack of experience at d riding cause i prefer intercourse with women🤔

https://www.vlr.gg/348773/netero-song-of-the-week-67
he is da goat how come you don’t know him :|

second category ig. You would get too distracted if you saw Netero/geospliced walking by and someone could steal my precious beer

you have dfm flair of course i’d trust u

shi i should’ve added u too fam, but moonemi lists only 3 people in each category and i don’t wanna ruin the traditions

it’s the same person actually and a fucking freak

too much text, put subway surfers below it so we can read

saw something similar on vlr.gg and thought i’d make a list
anyways enjoy this shitpost (https://www.vlr.gg/361928/valorant-men-id-trust-with-my-drink)

Men I’d trust with my beer

1. Geospliced - chill and nice dude, he would make sure no one glazes at my beer
2. uwukitten - fam is kinda freaky but my beer would be protected with him
3. james_ff - the goat himself no explains needed

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. Moonemi - broski is gonna take a sip and become alcohol addict :(
2. Chunkio - fella would be too busy having y0y/shut the FUCK up thread in his own head so someone could steal my beer
3.HenBabyH - sweet guy but he would get beaten by homeless people sadly :’/

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

Tryeue2 (furry wanker allegations)
Asuna_yukki
Acegamer30
trembolonarage (memewzera wanker)
number1_Cned_fan
spongebob
sugoiuwu

ikr kuronani just feels so good to shoot idk how to explain

bro i went to listen to this DON and dude sounds like 90% of rap industry. How do people even recognize each artist when they all sound so alike

kids these days smh🤦🏼‍♂️, don’t know what real music is

taylor is so mid i actually don’t know how people listen to such music

Your therapist is gonna need some therapy

you can call it plumbers era all you want, but what is this new lame excuse?

shut up blud🤦🏼‍♂️

ye i thought just “ok” was too dry kekw

ok👍🏻

ardiis no joke is one of the funniest pros there are

map is extremely funny, idk what you’re talking about

hallo :7

Hope you have a good day too cutiepie!

ok

usual shroud W moment

was such a good decision cause u can learn map faster and swiftplay by itself is more chill n fun so guaranteed great vibes while playing

the only right pred icl

henbabyh if i am not mistaken

no way we got sane babysasuke before gta 6 😭

W

what? lmao

shit i should’ve wrote emea 🤦🏼‍♂️

i fw your nickname heavy vro👅

Did the new patch come out for us? Cause i kinda don’t understand how it works, seems like america has got it earlier 🤔

icebox 13-2 incident 😔
(don’t remind me 10-2)

oh wait they are playing right now, i hope they win it

did they win? happy for y’all stinky cats!

sayonara indeed masterclassed

my fav team didn’t do shit x year = mickey mouse year

im happy for you X20M2703!

not the smartest guy iZu heh

why did you mention faker tho? As if he was supposed to main Yoru in valorant instead of playing lol🧌

global embarrassment for a reason

^^#6

And yeah astra suck is very viable for post plant here but at the same time omen tps are gonna be strong too

yk it’s like u can have so many different comps on this map and they all could be good. I personally prefer raze (like satcheling)

Raze/Neon
Deadlock/Cypher
Omen
Breach
Yoru/Kayo

I think Yoru as a secondary duelist will be very good on this map as he can set some crazy tp plays

where do you see it guys?

during split 2 ig

ok

real g

nah i got cooked here 😭