commonwealth of independent states, ie, eastern europe

dark ratio with screwface >>>

wtf??

you dont have legs

F1 monaco grand prix or the 24 hours of le mans

you are confined to a wheelchair

prime cryo HAHAHAHAHAHAA

optic yay clears everybody

but you have stage 4 terminal cancer

its so fucking bad

im gay

etma dick HAHHAHAAHAHHGHAHHAHAHAHGGAGAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

2 minutes a day

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA HES GONE FOREVER BOYS

kids?

no

delusion

potter is like 6'5 or something. a beast

this shit is so ass :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

fr we're all so fucking bored just give us the grand finals already. theyve been stalling for a whole ass hour

maybe it is but my main point is that valo agents are getting way too complicated and niche when compared to older agents

similar to sage wall

no

cypher:
trip that pings enemy when they walk over it
camera that can see and ping enemies
deployable smoke
ult - thingy that pings everyone

sage:
slow mollie
wall
heal
ult - revive

sova:
dart that pings people
dart that shocks people
drone that you can control that can ping people
ult - hanzo ult x3

jett:
throw smoke
go up in air
dash
ult - knives with 100% accuracy

phoenix:
throw curved flash
fire wall
fire mollie
ult - make a double of yourself

deadlock:
slow grenade that can be thrown or lobbed at the enemy. if hit, enemies will be slowed down and forced into a crouch only position. they cannot leave the field unless they pull off the string thingies on it.
sonic sensor that can be attached to walls. will activate when noise is heard and will concusses enemies. will not activate if you shift walk near it.
deployable red cross wall. players cant travel through it except projectiles. can shoot at the ends to break one portion of the wall. can shoot at the middle to break the entire cross.
ult - A FUCKING DEATH COCCOON THAT KILLS YOU NO MATTER WHAT. EVEN IF YOUR TEAMMATES BREAK IT YOU'LL GET KILLED ANYWAYS.

sage wasnt good to begin with. but still.. i worry that these newer agents will just completely overshadow and phase out the older agents

compared to the OG agent lineup, this is next level complicated.

i said what i said

this agent is literally a better version of sage....

valo agents are getting too complicated and too repetitive..

?

红烧肉

fr

FR i wanna SLEEP

go back in your hole

plastic surgery goes crazy in east asia

i made a post on this and got shit on by the entire vlr community

fuck it all of new jersey. there is no hope for new jersey

LMAO

its over. you saw what he did to hunter mims. say your goodbyes now

K eep Y ourself S afe

👨🏿

Keep Yourself Safe

he must be hiding it. (he doesnt want this stuff out in the public)

ass

??? i just got off the phone with boostio and he told me he had super secret leaked scrim footage of boaster twerking on a ping pong table. he will use this as blackmail and make boaster throw the series.

you eat beans on toast

yeah a little bit. but considering fnc gets 2 map bans, eg's safe map (fracture) being out of the pool is looking kinda scary.

its literally 1 person in his dark smelly basement chuckling to himself whenever he successfully baits an unsuspecting vlr user

detroit, chicago, philadelphia, pittsburgh, new york, atlanta, memphis, baltimore, denver, san francisco

i wish my brain worked like that :( whenever i take naps at irregular times i cant fall asleep for the next 24 hours.

me