Bro abandoned his last dogshit thread because he got cooked too hard and made an even worse one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Go to the pub and get a pint bruv, you've done enough for today innit

Only in EMEA can you see someone drop 30 kills in 15 rounds and absolutely shitstomp one of your teams and cope to this degree

has to be a systemic issue, luckily Uzbekistan doesn't seem to be cursed with this

it'd be better if you flamed nitro directly for bot fragging imo

Bro put b0tfajer over Sayf??????????

need to start educating your fellow EMEA fans, getting embarrassing at this point

who cares EG is cooking 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

He's not even a pro player, he's getting cooked by randoms on tik tok for his ranked clips kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

No one is talking about ratzam 😂 the self promotion is crazy

Why is Texture 5th and 8th currently, just that much aura?

only way an EU team gets a win

A man can't even shitpost in peace smh what has this world come to 😞

No one is talking about TMV 😂 the self promotion is crazy

No one is talking about TMV 😂 the self promotion is crazy

Here are my personal rules for posting on VLR:

1. Be a decent human being
2. Think about what you're saying before you say it
3. Try to be supportive, don't be a hater
4. Anything predictionary is probably better left unsaid

It's really not that complicated. I just follow these 4 simple rules. Over 90% of my posts are upvoted, and the posts that are downvoted are still in the single digits.

I don't get out of bed for less than 6 figures fam

10 years in prison, chance of parole after 8

court adjourned

Tell it to the judge

ThinkingManValorant pays moderator CanadaMan to advertise his channel with VLR posts due to declining viewership

@mods ban for advertising

bringing up a washed CC that no one cares about as a paid mod for his channel

you WILL watch Fnatic get embarrassed by yetujey

Why are you replying to me refuting someone else's take, ion know this guy

nAts matches played with shitquid = too many
nAts achievements with shitquid = 0

More money and more opportunity to win a trophy obviously

I know money and winning is scary to EMEA fans, but Sayf is good and deserves it.

True, he can join TL and not make international events all year and be remembered as a lurking bum from 2022 for the rest of his career ig

wait I confused him with shAts for a second, my bad

VIT prob better org to play for then C9 anyway lowk

Not like either are ever gonna win anything kkkkkkkk, and he doesn't have to deal with j0ck

erm then why do I have a notification that says:

regions ranking
reply from Mortadelo
So you're trying to say China is better than EMEA, because EMEA had easy pass to playoffs cause we played China? Sounds very logical xDD

you clearly said that to me

sayf fix:

leave BUMEA and come to America

I literally said they're equal

EMEA education

TH and FPX are evenly matched, FUT clears DRG, and EDG absolutely destroys Fraudnatic

4. skrossi

Nice edit, braindamage

bro both teams got handed free quals from DRG quit the bullshitting

Accurate

EMEA = China

FPX = TH, EDG >>>> ch0kenatic

need 2 wins to advance and gave both EMEA teams a free one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol fair play

DRG slayers 😈

EMEA only beats EMEA teams in playoffs

actually ass region

shouldn't have scripted ch0kenatic to go to LAN, maybe you would have had a solid 1st seed to represent

.

damn I think you cooked here bro

We have a few more years before Valorant becomes League of Legends, I wouldn't sweat it

How often do you really listen to pro players?

there's like a small handful of people that I even know what they sound like, even comms videos are mostly screaming "nice!"

I'm not with you on this, I fw FPX from what I saw in groups and I don't even know what a single one of those guys looks like.

based if true

I'm with the Boostio x Munchkin ship

why is it impossible?

If FUT can beat aspas and friends, they can beat alfajer and friends

agree

could literally have FNC without boaster 4v5 against FNC now and the 4v5 would win

Boaster is a walking ult orb and eco drain

ion know, but G2 and 100T would have 2-0 b0tnatic

make of that what you will

so no one would be upset if he came to NA?

lfg

Agree

Give us Sayf and alfajer, they deserve better

I don't see it happening, but I can hope 🤞

EMEA fans have a need to shit talk other regions so they don't have to accept how bad their teams are

They can't claim to be better than Americas anymore, so they're taking it out on Pacific because for some reason they think mickey mouse trophies from 10 years ago means they're better than Pacific now

sad!