That's what I'm saying. His troll was so obvious, I bet he doesn't even care that much. Kinda pathetic to hate on him ngl

He actually said it though. I don't know if he was joking or not

He actually got tilted by Shanks' BM "Shanks why are you bming this isn't like you 🥺"

Isn't this guy a CS player or something?

erm what the sigma

NEVER LOST AGAINST SEN, NEVER WILL

SHE CAN TAKE ANY 5 BUMS AND TURN THEM INTO WORLD CHAMPS

Goatest streamer????

Don't care pedo

https://www.vlr.gg/319163/shawn23-moment

Can't believe I'm talking to a live pedo. Crazy world

When will you go back to not being a pedo

SUB MODE SUB MODE SUB MODE JINX JINX JINX MUTE THE CALL JINX

Tuned into his stream for one minute and I just can't do it. What is the reverse of the word "parasocial"

Did you see her smirk when Jawg did that absolute madness

Don't want to trash talk this guy, actually humble unlike semen0

Zekken to LOUD

HELL YEAH BROTHER (and just to be clear, I was on that Sora train before TenZ started using it, don't get any weird ideas)

39 GRAMS WORK OF ART. NO DISGUSTING HOLES ONLY SOLID SHELL AND 8K COMPATIBLE

Only downside is that it's made for clawchads but I don't give a shit about that kkkkkkk

When you go to Poland expecting femboys but got beat up by Polish skinheads instead

5% Turkey has to be from that one cnoob guy and all his alts

It's the funny rapper drink, it's safe!

pr🤮me

Try this drink combination!

600ml sprite
Codeine
Promethazine
Fentanyl

They're just pussies who can't handle the heat

I know a lot of pros and coach lurk on VLR but I hope they would reply here too like they do on Reddit

Sora V2 deathgrip claw RAHHHHHHHHHH

Ratzam deserved it

The most W moment in PRX right after benching b0nkai

It's a weird fingertip grip that switches to a claw depending on situation

As always, I stand corrected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6bjgmi1NxU

Look how he slides around his mouse and how there's a gap between his index, almost like he has it curled. You don't do that in actual palm

No fucking way Cockzin igl lmeowwww

Because no one was shameful enough to abuse Chamber to that degree. And we all know that FNS made y0y. Look at the state of that fool without him.

Then why did you do numbered rankings instead of bullet points like

• y0y
• y0y
• y0y

List lost all credibility when this guy put y0y in number one.

Aspas was still the best duelist when this noob was abusing pre-nerf Jett mechanics and Chamber. 3 year old Aspas clears Jacob "Focus on your own site" y0y

If you look closely enough you'll see it's a finger tip grip. His index and middle finger are not fully resting on the mouse

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

Good. Now you need to start breathing through your nose instead of your mouth.

How does it feel having an inferior grip style 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Korean glass skin routine. It's not that hard to achieve and it has nothing to do with age.

Aspas is my GOAT but honestly, I would. My Raze is just different.

Classic bridge overview panning shot with a helicopter with it's search light on. It's a shot used in hundreds of Western media. A lot of times in superhero or crime thrillers.

Did you take your Pimozide today?

JP fanbase in Pu-chan chat would have gone crazy but all good

Bro he doesn't need the bag. His whole "oh my god there is an ad" thing is working quite well for him.

This is what he was edging us 3 days for? I was expecting him to join as content creator but fucking G2?

Serious question: when was the last time you saw a G2 flair in VLR? I feel like it has been weeks. He really joined the most irrelevant org he could have joined.

Not that you're right about no one wanting to join ZETA because they would have to play in Korea. You are however right about this. Forget outside the country, some will literally be overwhelmed to move in to Tokyo from somewhere like Fukui or Gifu. It's kind of understandable though.

Lmao true Japanese superteam

Yep they should have forced Tenn to slave away in ZETA with his eye injury. Fucking idiot

I think I made a thread about this long ago. Basically Japanese slander laws are tyrannical. If you don't do well at hiding your digital footprint, you're kind of fucked.

There was a post in Japanese twitter last year where a guy made a tweet saying that because he sued a random NEET (Japan's version of chronically online kids) who shit talked him on Twitter, he got money out of it and he was going to go on vacation. He also made a joke saying "I might consider this a new career"

So yeah they basically said they'll snitch to ZETA management about all the defamatory tweets I or anyone else made about crow.

Anyone who watches JP T2 knows that Japanese talent pool so much bigger compared to a few years ago. FL vs RC was deadass one of the most hype games in all of challengers.

The problem isn't Japan. It's ZETA. They are the GE of Japan, except their own people don't hate them. Imagine if most Indians were like "NT polvi!!!! you played some of the worst Valorant ever player but we'll get it next time ! ! ! !" instead of hating on the org.

Bro I have been a D1 crow hater. I got defamation lawsuit threats just cause of that mf. Fuck that stupid fucking bitch. Destroyed the competitive integrity of the game by being the biggest fraud known to Valorantkind

Eye injury

Yeah stop trying to fucking poach FL. Nobody that cares about their career wants to join this shit org ZETA