All the uncs with Tarik level humor are not gonna like this one

DRX has flashback and T1 has b0zz st0x. b0zz and st0x can't beat G2, let alone have a chance at winning the event

Hyunmin Mako Meteor free1ng Munchkin clears

Riot would genuinely not let this roster happen because they won't be able to script events anymore

Thank God I started reading from the end
Stopped reading the moment I saw Keznit
2/8

Mango clears pomegranate lmao, it's not even close

What are you basing T1's performance off? Their game VS Vitality? One of the two best teams in the event right now? And it's not like they got 13-3 13-5.

TL almost lost to the worst team on this event, s0n. Even when s0n was doing their best to throw and b0ng literally running around doing nothing. Patikek decided he was gonna one up them and performed one of the worst rounds in VCT history.

Yes, T1 is gonna absolutely rail TL if they played and quite literally everyone agrees.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

People actually want Valorant to be dead so much, it gets tuah point

Because this match up is boring as fuck. Also, anyone that has even an ounce of Valorant knowledge knows that T1/DRX easily clears Liquid. And if DRX were to play G2 they would win.

But Riot obviously doesn't want 2 Korean teams in playoffs.

They don't want 2 Korean teams in playoffs

We know

What is this dogshit

Tournament organizers lost their fucking minds.

Nadeshot expresses frustration over his team being shit and vents.

Rob Moore types to literal randoms over petty matters

0/8

The org's owner who is pushing 70 is on Twitter behaving like a 15 year old kpop fan

I don't know why it feels so good to hate on s0n. I love it. It also helps when everyone involved with the org is insufferable as fuck. Very deserved

level: impossible

At least DFM vs PRX was fun. How can you not laugh when Art crouch walks with the odin while spraying and kills 3?

This on the other hand is just fucking annoying.

bumdles

This was horrible because it's not like someone went insane and one tapped everyone.

They lost because Patitek has genuinely lost his mind.

I have watched every Bangkok game and that was the worst thing ever.

Everyone on the team needs to be executed right now

You sound much more insufferable in your post btw

Exactly. It's absolutely disgusting that Korea has to play against teams like pooper sex.

You genuinely don't learn anything from playing against them because their stupid ass is incapable of playing normal Valorant. A TDM would be more useful. At least back then this sort of playstyle worked and they were winning. They can't do that anymore and playing them is a huge waste of time and mental.

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Only one who comes close is Meteor

Holy unc, nobody says "crash tf out" anymore, it's "cruzz" now

This should just tell you how insane the Chinese spirit is. Handicap after handicap, they still come out on top.

Dogs occasionally need to be gently warned to avoid chewing on their nurturing hands.

Just don't smell?

Did Mr. Edward ever do a face reveal?

PLAYING SO GOOD IT MADE HIM RIP IT (ZELLSIS MOMENT)

KK >>>>>> Derke
Hyunkin >>>>>> Jawg

It's not close really

He meant to ask how are the Chinese fans reacting to Trace's horrible performance. Are they being heavily criticized?

Yeah anyone that is against this should go fuck off.

Thailand is back

It's crazy how long b0zz and st0x have managed to stay in tier 1

I don't think anyone ever claimed that

Blatant lie. I better not see buzz in a top 5 list ever again. Even if they end up winning this match.

He will have one insane round and suddenly everyone switches up on him

buzz and stax are Lebron and Kyrie when it comes to overheating. Imagine having those two in your team and your coach doesn't call a single timeout. Yeah they had no chance. I felt bad for Mako

Never say that shit again. He does one or two good plays but can't consistently be good like Hyunmin or t3xture. Meteor also clears him on Yoru.

buzz in big 2025 is just not it. Let's give new players a chance, we already saw what they can do

Literally hell no lmao. It's about as dead as a platform can get.

This is actually a really good list except main stream should be number 1. Shanks in second is a good shout, along with funny fat man Ardiis.

So you're saying the game is different from last year but Valorant is getting stale?

Complaining for the sake of complaining. We just got through the Neon meta, which was the most fast paced meta. And now we have Tejo and Yoru meta. So how is it getting stale?

Unfortunately, he will not mature. He has already developed a streamer personality, which is bad. He also has quite the popularity. There is nothing that will push him to be a better person.

Just as I go to his stream, he just got muted by his teammates because he was trolling voice comms. That's just who he is.

He comes up with excuses to not go pro. He doesn't want to. And even if he did, most teams do not want him because he is a brand risk. A lot of pros don't like him. Very toxic personality. He used to queue with Meiy and a lot of other players, who don't fw him anymore.

No joke I was about to drop a crazy amount of money but he changed it just as I got there

I just went to check and looks like he bitched out, he changed it to 30 seconds per sub.

I accidentally selected G2 over Trace but I know Trace will win. Total Asian domination

The level of Valorant is gonna be so high I think I might genuinely wet my pants

n0rrate is not better than Jinboong. Please be serious

Crashout incoming 100%