it would mean that no EMEA teams won a series vs NA besides fnatic
so far its been 9-0 for NA, if fut is out - this means EMEA didnt beat NA ONCE this year without counting fnatic
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it would mean that no EMEA teams won a series vs NA besides fnatic
so far its been 9-0 for NA, if fut is out - this means EMEA didnt beat NA ONCE this year without counting fnatic
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
cya at upper finals
and then in again in grand finals
all of those are facts that happened during tokyo, it was the easiest run
whos tryna nerf apac wtf guys
Tokyo
NAVI in bad form
NRG in bad form
DRX in bad form
LOUD in bad form
PRX playing w sub
EG practicing w reformed instead of demon1 for weeks cuz sitation was unknown
ASE/FUT full waste of slot
BY FAR THE MOST FLUKE TOURNEMENT TO EVER HAPPEN IN VALORANT.
i mean u werent wrong so
v1 can do it when they will be qualifying for challengers
no need for sexists fucks to complain about how they got their spot, let it be natural.
you would have to speak to mr. EWW_EU_EWHO for that one
therefore eu cant claim him as a talent that came from that region? its the whole point lmao
because of riot politics
he is an APAC talent - born, raised and trained there. only played on eu servers in beta, after that jp/sg servers.
hey danii
glad u r back <3
i remember EU claiming dephh when SEN roster got announced, so sadly EU cant back paddle this im afraid.
wasnt talking about fruadntic but thanks for reminding me, i needed a laugh
LIST OF PLAYERS EU CAN CLAIM:
dephh
ardiis
asuna (peter speaks russian, according to EWW_EU_EWHO's sources)
LIST OF PLAYERS EU CANNOT CLAIM:
something
demon1
🇩🇪/🇺🇸 TGRD tex
Jemkin
comment more pros i can add
they can claim dephh and ardiis if they want
he can go clear lower bracket
it just stupid
it would be like a pacific fan tryna claim jawg or katarina
or like a chinese fan tryna claim victor
just obsessed weirdos coping cuz their region is grouped + sent to lowers
they were born at different part of russia
chronicle born in eu side of russia, competed in eu and played there
something was born in asia part of russia
meanwhile teams with 5 europeans grouped and being sent to lowers
zzz
cope harder, something is asian.
why isnt giant at the airport already
wdym two? he only won tokyo and that was a fluke
didnt they had like 10 jett one tricks? why bottsi was still playing?
s0m used to be a duelist player, f0rsaken used to be a duelist player, d4v4i used to be a duelist player
rito rigging the script so EMEA will have 1 win at playoffs
smh
those reduxx's 26 aces in a row were heartbreaking for fnatic, fair enough.
bro lost and didnt even shed a tear like last time
does he not care anymore? lost his passion to compete?
mfw someone doesnt sigma grind valorant 24/7
LOUD and DRX were simply better than them
they didnt deserve going out of that group
i saw him in FNATIC HQ watchparty in london, he was crying
not as crazy as bleed, bleed didnt give a fuck about offering 1M a year to sScary and yay (yay declined)
PRX wont be able to compete with BLEED sadly, BLEED has infinite money glitch.
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