Bro forgot that Russia can literally form two super teams...
Something
nAts
Redgar
Sheydos
Shao

Chronicle
d3ffo
Suygetsu
trexx
Cloud

Oops 😬

People don't understand that PRX prepare as an aggressive team, and not just be aggressive on the fly. They prepare for the chaos and thrive in it. So if a team suddenly decides,"Oh let's try to play like PRX" it won't usually work cuz you barely have any preparation for that sorta playstyle

It's ok, Sayf, Zyppan and Leo will carry :)

Chile : Tacolilla, kINgg, Mazino, Shyy, adverso

🤷‍♂️

Marved is from Canada bro 💀

Bruh Boaster is a top tier IGL, Mistic and L1NK are decent, and soulcas can pop off in certain matches if he's feeling it. The only weak link really is dephh, but I just made these teams off the top of my head lol, so I didn't get many UK players to mind

Yeah my bad I've edited it

If there was a Valorant World Cup with 16 teams participating, I feel like these would be the teams :

Russia : something, nAts, Redgar, Sheydos, Chronicle

Brazil : Aspas, pANcada, Sacy, tuyz, Less

USA : yay, Crashies, Victor, bang, vanity

Canada : TenZ, FNS, JonahP, Ayrin, Marved

India : SkRossi, HellRangeR, LightningFast, RvK, vibhoRR

South Korea : Meteor, Zest, stax, MaKo, Rb

Japan : Laz, TENNN, takej, Dep, SugarZ3ro

Indonesia : f0rsakeN, Mindfreak, xffero, flipzjder, lmemore

China : ZmjjKK, Haodong, Smoggy, CHICHOO, hfmi0dzjc9z7

Chile : Tacolilla, kINgg, Mazino, Shyy, adverso

Phillipines : JessieVash, BORKUM, Invy, Jremy, Dubstep

UK : L1NK, soulcas, Boaster, Mistic, dephh

Turkey : cNed, Alfajer, MrFalin, qRaxs, MOJJ

Sweden : Sayf, Zyppan, Meddo, Leo, Yacine

Thailand : GarnetS, Crws, Sushiboys, foxz, Patt

Poland : Zeek, starxo, Molsi, BaddyG, patitek

Group A - Russia, USA, India, Japan

Group B - China, Phillipines, Turkey, Thailand

Group C - Brazil, Canada, South Korea, UK

Group D - Indonesia, Chile, Sweden, Poland

Clash of trash

NAVI 3-1 KC
KC go on an insane run and make it to Champs

If Valorant's dying then I'm your mother

Bro don't drag us into this whole fanwar thing 😭
We know we suck

Complete Valorant player is actually Chronicle but alright

Absolutely deserved. Bro was literally holding down entire sites on his own. Fnatic could just 4 stack one site and still win the round because of him LMAO

It's not about being good at Raze, yay hasn't even PLAYED Raze lmao

Newzera

Something is actually a pretty disciplined duelist if you watch their voice comms. He always asks his team to calm down and not overheat

Strongest ever super team :

Iceland TenZ
MaKo
Chronicle
Leo
Prime nAts

The Outlast series. Change my mind

Fnatic win Champions as well

Sorry bro, can't hear you from the bottom
0-4 btw KKKKKK

EG fans riding high on the moon without realising that they're so-called "best team in the world" almost lost to a sub
NA fans will never behave istg, you don't even deserve to win an international event

You lifeless piece of shit PRX got 3rd place with a sub
Wtf do you mean by "APAC Laugh thread" yeah nobody thinks you're funny...

They're playing all Raze maps bro what did you expect lmfao

Maybe Boaster ig

People other than PRX fans will just credit PRX's players for being mechanically gifted, and just remember Alecks as the "malding coach"

Bro the PRX team themselves said that they're giving up on Something's Japan visa and are currently working on his USA visa

Rare owner W

Bro put Jinggg 💀

Jinggg is the best Raze in the world, not Jett. In fact, he barely even plays Jett

It's a crime when Leo is not 1st in a Sova ranking

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/06c0b63c

Fuck it. MIBR WINNING LCQ AND CHAMPS

What is blud waffling about?

Bro the players aren't some kinda robots that can function without getting tired. They're humans, and they have played a LOT of games in the past few days. Let them rest and start fresh for the lower finals and grand finals

Nah Benkai will probably play next year

Bro, just cuz we're winning we're not gonna go all,"OMG THEY'LL WIN MASTERS" because we know that better teams exist, and that our team isn't at full strength

NRG about to cut ardiis and bring in yay because yay can't be yay without FNS, and NRG desparately need a better Jett player than ardiis

Yeah keep shitting on them as they beat EG as well, like how they beat your so-called "best NA team"

🤡☝️☝️

IS CGRS HAHAHAHA

GGs brother where you at now lmao

"So-called straight people when I show them a Fenis IGLing masterclass"

FARTQUIT NAHHHH

This site never fails to come up with new and funnier names for teams and players lmfao

The other day I saw someone call ardiis "fartpiss" 😂😂

It's a pretty warm take tbh
FNS is improving, but he still has glaring issues, like his spray pattern is absurd. It's like Asuna if he played on a lower DPI

It's so hard to make one because there are so many good players

Fs I screwed up I'm sorry 😔

Nah I'd rather stay a human

Idk about y'all but f0rsakeN has been looking SUPER fine nowadays
Bro is a visual

Fluke comeback LMAO CRY HARDER PRX deserved to win and show y'all that they don't rely on one player to carry

Me