ZoldyK
Flag: Germany
Registered: November 19, 2021
Last post: April 9, 2022 at 4:55 AM
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”Don’t worry, I’m the strongest.
-Gojo Satoru
2nd Episode 1st Volume

posted about 2 years ago

He can lift Lelouch with one hand
Can Naruto do that? no

posted about 2 years ago

Literally everyone in his harem is a better waifu than Hinata

posted about 2 years ago

Name your favourite MC and ill tell you why Naruto is worse

posted about 2 years ago

Even L1nk (formerly Cypher main) doesnt even know how to place that cam

posted about 2 years ago

Yea the GOAT of changing mouse grips

posted about 2 years ago

No longer best Valorant esports player in the world
No longer the best Valorant streamer in the world

Timmy - Best Valorant Streamer award
Tarik - Best FPS streamer award

Mans getting 40k viewers who cant even vote for their streamer meaning how all of them are bandwagons

posted about 2 years ago

The Momentum is off the roofs lfg

posted about 2 years ago

The Actual GOAT

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

posted about 2 years ago

The sites bugged yet you can see FPX flairs

U know what that means

posted about 2 years ago

So thats why Liquid aint running sova at all

posted about 2 years ago

i Believed and people called me delusional

posted about 2 years ago

One day I was in the shower when I suddenly hit my head and passed out, I woke up surrounded by nurses and said: "Liquid is a great team! Liquid is a great team!" At that moment the nurses saw that I was beyond salvation and admitted me to a psychiatric hospital..

posted about 2 years ago

Way too easy for FunPlusPhoenix, the best team that has ever existed in Valorant. This record-breaking machine, also known as "team", is composed by:

Ardiis :
The best sniper and Jett that ever existed in this game that people call Valorant. Ardiis is a beast. When the enemies press TAB and see his name on the other team, they instantly choke and lose all their composure, hence losing the match, just ask Team Liquid and they will tell you all about this.

Suyegetsu :
His play style is so good that the enemies can't even see where he is on the map. If you think Suye is in one place and you go and check that place you'll find out that he's not there and is actually behind you and by this time you have already been knifed and humiliated by the best lurker that ever played this game. Enemies choke just by seeing his model in-game, just ask Jamppi and he will tell you more about it.

Shao :
The CIS revelation is is a beast, no one can beat him in a 1v1, his aim is just too good for anybody to ever kill him when facing each other. His play style is the most aggressive I've ever seen, even more than TenZ's , and that's what makes him so good.

Zyppan :
He is without a doubt the best player that ever played this game. Ardiis is the best jett and entry, but Zyppan... Oh Zyppan, what can I even say about this man? He's like the Messi and CR7 of VALORANT , he's not from this planet. , But Zyppan (or GOD) can play any role and he'll still be better than 100% of the players. You know why? Because Zyppan has magic! Good players win titles, amazing players break records, Zyppan breaks the rules! You can stay with your stats that I'll stay with the magic! You prefer the stats, I prefer tha magic, I prefer Zyppan!

Ange1 :
You might get fooled by his stats not being so good as his other 4 teammates, but just watch any FPX and you will see why Ange1 is the best IGL in the world. His aim is always on point, his game sense is impecable, he is also the smartest player that ever existed and the most humble one . As an attacker just put him in front of the line and he'll win dominate the bombsite all by himself, and even die so that his team can plant the bomb! Tell me if this isn't the best thing a player could do? Give his life and give up having good stats so that his team can succeed? I can't hold back the tears anymore, damn my keyboard is all wet now... I'll have to stop here. Ange1 <3

BaddyG :
Well , he is BaddyG

posted about 2 years ago

Holy COPIUM

posted about 2 years ago

?????
Beat Lulquid 13-6 without Ange1
Imagine if he was playing

posted about 2 years ago

Why is no one talking about this player
He is so underrated
if only a good team could show interest in him , he could change the scene

https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularCharmingPuddingPanicVis-39u2ist6So20ixVu

posted about 2 years ago

I actually thought this wasnt a bait until i read Fortnite

posted about 2 years ago

I know I'm late on this but look at their haven comp. Both teams run Neon, while other teams do not. Maybe their brains transcend the realm of Valorant. They might see the potential in each agent and each comp. Constantly improving their teams with their godly strats. We must see these teams face each other to see who'll win the battle of the gigabrains.

posted about 2 years ago

Man clicked his sova ult instead of planting and then cancelled it
in turn FPX was free to use KJ ult and lIquid lost the round

posted about 2 years ago

The momentum is so great , Soulcas misclicked X

posted about 2 years ago

Once they win todays match
Can we all start considering them as one of the best EU teams instead of a bunch of chokers
ty :)

posted about 2 years ago

arguably one of the best pistol round players in the world

posted about 2 years ago

i mean BR is a region but India isnt so ofc i dont know only INdians are supporting GE and whatnot
but i think i need to stfu im goign overboard

posted about 2 years ago

First off , i never @ rated Indians
Secondly , what i meant was , give the teams a break , EU VCT is starting watch some real Valorant no ?

posted about 2 years ago

GE players dont know about FPX ??

posted about 2 years ago

idk the context but yeah not knowing about FPX is a crime

posted about 2 years ago

I swear even Brazilians dont make so much threads about their teams , you guys need to stop

posted about 2 years ago

LOL

posted about 2 years ago

GLD
FPX
FNC
NAVI

posted about 2 years ago

Chronicle (Secondary Flex)
Yay ( Chamber )
Stax (Primary Flex / IGL)
Pancada (Smokes)
F0rsaken (Entry)

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inLCouIcx2k

This guy is SuperStitum level
ngl

posted about 2 years ago

hOLYYY fuck
Vedinem

posted about 2 years ago

Fuck Valorant , i need to know about this Hong Kong shit ?
Is it a part of CHina or no ?

posted about 2 years ago

Isnt Hong Kong china ?

posted about 2 years ago

Watching this APAC match after Korean VCT

People Tping in Open
Using KJ lockdown just to clear graffiti and underheaven
This guy reconing while peeking A long

There is a huge gap bw APAC and Korea

fUCK isnt Hong Kong China ????
Excuse me

posted about 2 years ago

Wait chinese teams playing APAC ??

posted about 2 years ago

Which match ??

Korean or APAC ?

posted about 2 years ago

So I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Tsunade, Sakura, and Rukia. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!”

All I remember next was my dad screaming at me to get the hell out of the house. Apparently while they were in my room they found my anime themed flesh light and the cum rag. I ran out as fast I can with tears rolling down my face. When will us animesexuals stop being oppressed? How many more have to suffer?

posted about 2 years ago

This Sinatraa guy should really try OW2 , i think he can do wonders in Overwatch since his tracking is so good , he could be a great tank no ?

posted about 2 years ago

Man got 16 first bloods
53 kills

and mfs still drew the match

https://twitter.com/nukkye/status/1501851033710084097?s=20&t=P15olyZXYez8s-MaudYU5g

posted about 2 years ago

sorry i have musophobia

posted about 2 years ago

Wont ditch my GOAT Ange1 for 25$

posted about 2 years ago

Who watched that shit after S1 🤢

posted about 2 years ago

A - FPX (5-0) GMB (4-1) TL (3-2)
B - GLD (4-1) FNC (4-1) ACE (3-2)

posted about 2 years ago

FPX >> Liquid
We dont even need Ange1 to win Sliggy is enough

posted about 2 years ago

he fell off the last 2 series

posted about 2 years ago
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