nuh uh match not over
| Flag: | Vietnam |
| Registered: | February 27, 2023 |
| Last post: | January 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM |
| Posts: | 3476 |
thats it im rocking johnqt crosshair forever now
real i miss 5 headhunter shots
zest .................
damn :( its so over for sen then
oh man oh man I did NOT for pray times like this
michael you might need to change your username cuz i know u :) rn
real man I dont even know if termi is doing anything to help them at this point. bro prob gave up
dude like TERMI WHAT ARE U DOING MAN. WHERE IS THE IMPACT MY GUY.
ok drx come on at the very least take split
YEAH LIKE WE GET BROOO BUT PANCADA :(((((((((
not geng tho it was only drx mainly and t1 barely had success this year in the tourneys. maybe next year t1 and drx may dominate but idk bout geng yet
bro people got the n word and other slurs as their username LMAOOOO
idk for I think korea still doesnt have enough talent rn. Like bruh stew is gone brooo
ngl true its like a ghost town fr when tenz is good. but when tenz dies first round 1: HES THROWING THE GAMMEEE
bro playing as yoru decoy https://x.com/DRX_VS/status/1732596648176722149?s=20
johnqt's crosshair: 0;p;0;s;1;P;c;2;u;000000FF;h;0;f;0;0l;5;0o;2;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0;A;o;1;d;1;0b;0;1b;0
shit feels good ngl
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
damn this will be such an upset man :(
why thank you I forgot. also nats🐼
so 12am pst. FUCK. vod watching it is then :(
No perms yet apparently
biggest choke in valorant ever and I watched it live
tl 3-2
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g2 map pick next. surely they get this map right?
should be a 2-0. I love fancy but lets be real guys
no wonder syouta declined to join dfm
i hope with the time they have they can fix their shit and make new strats and find the right roles if needed. I really want this team to succeed
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