Yessirskiiii
Flag: Finland
Registered: September 8, 2022
Last post: January 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Posts: 10360
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191cm 95kg

You would literally kneel before me and ask if you can clean my shoes you little shit

posted 11 months ago

You little shit i'd pick you up irl and throw you in a locker

https://www.vlr.gg/183636/parents #5

posted 11 months ago

Getting carried by EU queen Noia

posted 11 months ago

So mid

posted 11 months ago

EU player carrying their asses. EU wins no matter what

posted 11 months ago

If you're gonna imply something controversial, say it instead of implying like a little bitch

posted 11 months ago

EU stay carrying NA's asses. Demon1, Noia, who's next?

posted 11 months ago

Still European lol

posted 11 months ago

I meant SR not Flor

posted 11 months ago

Coping where? Flor is great but an eco cobra, so will obviously have a few more kills

posted 11 months ago

Noia their best player from EU. Same vibes as EG importing Demon1 from Russia. Is there a better love story than NA and getting carried by EU imports?

posted 11 months ago

I try my best to stay unbiased even in these days of clear, disgraceful, distasteful NA propaganda. I will try to keep you guys updated. If you won't hear from me again, the NA spies have gotten to me.

#5Trophies #KissTheRings #GOATregion

posted about a year ago

Good point lil bro

#5Trophies #GOATregion #KissTheRings

posted about a year ago

WHO?

posted about a year ago

The only one that can compete against us? Is us ahaha.

#5trophies #GOATregion #Kisstherings

posted about a year ago

I literally did a 16 hour shift yesterday. Imagine that. I did more work in a day than you've done in the last year you little bum.

posted about a year ago

That while our region was nerfed because our GMs are dogshit, we still won 2/3 trophies (should of won 3/3). Now that our GMs finally woke up, we have 7-8 contending teams. The clowns at RIOT literally made up a region just to give us competition (Americas is a joke btw, they're rivals and don't like each other). That's greatness. #5trophies #kisstherings #GOATregion

I won't even talk about the garbage that is APAC/CN. Not even worth mentioning. 0 trophy clowns 🤡

posted about a year ago

Luck? Who needs luck when i possess godlike talent in both of my hands.

posted about a year ago

My goal is to impose my will on the pro scene in the span of the next 7-8 months. I am an ascendant 2 peak Sova main. Laugh all you want, but i barely tried and radiants were literal children compared to me in terms of mechanics. I will put my mind to it, grind, and sign a pro contract with NAVI next year, watch me.

VCT! See you soon brotha.

posted about a year ago

EMEA people don't twerk for BR and act like they're friends after they've been talking shit for years. We are NOT the same.

posted about a year ago

Lil bro are you 7?

posted about a year ago

What am i doing then lil guy? Calling out the hypocrisy of the NA fans towards BR fans? Yeah, that's exactly what i'm doing.

posted about a year ago

Exactly! That's just what i meant. Shameful act if you ask me, and i believe i speak for everyone on VLR when i say so.

posted about a year ago

Thoughts on NA "people" using racist insults against you and your country, calling you shit at the game, and now that LOUD is the only team that can stop the EU juggernauts like NAVI, FNC, TL, FUT etc, they are acting nice towards you guys all of a sudden. Surely we see past the bs right?

posted about a year ago

Chop chop run my numbers boy

posted about a year ago

Shao and respectfully, it ain't even particularly close

posted about a year ago

I grinded my aim for 1-2 months and was comfortably outaiming radiants already. Radiants were literal babies compared to me in terms of mechanics. Now imagine i put everything i have into going pro. I would of imposed my will on the pro scene in the span of 4-6 months and would of undoubtedly been one of the best players in the world, if not the best.

posted about a year ago

Where your NAVI flair at traitor

posted about a year ago

I'm the only guy on this website who could go pro if i really wanted to and put effort into it. My word should be law here ffs.

posted about a year ago

That don't work w me lil guy

posted about a year ago

There are other intangibles to a player than entrying. Maybe Aspas/Derke are a bit better as pure duelists, however Sayf brings much more to the table and is a better player than Aspas/Derke.

posted about a year ago

"Superdome" 😂😂😂😂

posted about a year ago

Flag lil bro

posted about a year ago

If he performs on Bleed like he used to, straight into top 5 🫡

posted about a year ago

One tournament wonder. He has to show me more to make my elite lists.

posted about a year ago

Based off of the eye test. Not taking into consideration success of teams.

  1. NAVI Shao: Is anyone surprised? This mf will 1v5 your fav team, and doing it on support agents. Best combo of aim+gamesense itw.
  2. FNC Leo: He could of easily been #1. The only guy who imo is on Shao's level. Best util we have ever seen.
  3. FNC Alfajer: Best sentinel itw. Will peek 2 players and kill both of them. Again, could make a case for #1.
  4. NAVI Suygetsu: I speak for everyone on VLR when i say these two are the elite sentinels of Valorant. Best aimer itw to this day. Even Less said he is scared of his aim.
  5. VIT Sayf: Was one of the best players of 2023. Incredible aim, amazing gamesense. Will shine in 2024.
  6. FNC Chronicle: The GOAT. Best flex of all time. Individually brilliant. Had a bad tournament at champs by his standards. Still was better than any flex itw.
  7. TL nAts: The 3rd best sentinel itw. Maybe could of been top 5, who knows. Was amazing for TL throughout the year with Sayf. One of the GOATs.
  8. FNC Derke: Still the best duelist itw with Aspas. Has not shined like in 2021 or 2022, but that's because he doesn't need to. FNC are the greatest team to exist, and he has more help now.
  9. LEV Aspas: Him or Derke, best duelists to ever do it. The GOATs of duelists. Insane aim, insane movement, insane entrying, insane player.
  10. LOUD Less: Meh, guess i gotta put him here.
posted about a year ago

You thought racism was funny you little shit

posted about a year ago

Who are you lil bro?

posted about a year ago

Ange1 is the GOAT of shit calls, not mid calls. Get it right ffs.

posted about a year ago

The GOAT? The GOAT of mid calls maybe.

posted about a year ago

So Acend got "lucky" that VK used an illegal cam, that helped them to win rounds?????

posted about a year ago

Not a bait brotha

posted about a year ago

I actually like NA in general. They just need to know their place when it comes to FPS games.

posted about a year ago

Sure. I tried to "sneak in" the greatest team of all time.

posted about a year ago

Fact is, i'm not even baiting. NA fans know i'm right, and instead of accepting it, they're just crying about it being "bait".

posted about a year ago

It is literally not bait btw. You are welcome to argue and change my mind. Kinda meh to answer to facts with "mid bait" instead of arguing against it. Each to their own i guess.

posted about a year ago

There is actually no baiting. Just facts.

posted about a year ago

0 legit championships, no baiting, no bs.
2021 SEN championship? Played against milkmen and postal service employees. Does NOT move anyone who understands Valorant.
2022 OPTIC Reykjavik? The best team in the world, current NAVI, former FPX, could NOT attend. Another fraudulent title, did not play the best team in the world, not earned, given.
2023 "champs winners" EG? Did NOT play the best team in the world, the greatest team of all time, FNC, only matched by NAVI at their best.
3 fraudulent "championships". 1 when nobody played the game, 2 dodging the best teams itw. Say what you want about EU, but we earned every single one of our championships.

posted about a year ago
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