Have you heard of sexo? he is clean

you thought it is a bait? ofcourse it is real

This guy is insane man always good positioning and his aim feels so smooth I hope he gets a chance in T1 scene

And world cup for argentina

Edit: unlike pele having a whole team maradona was literally alone winning this

is it cause of pele only or whole brazil team? Brazil has always been good and have pretty good teams overall compared to others that proves nothing honestly

Crazy for calling out a fact?

He is playing that smart + impressive game sense ngl

What were those whiffs

I have lost all my braincells while reading this no wonder why people voted for you out below there 💀💀💀

Updated

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Updated and next update will be tomorrow gotta sleep now

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I will update the list based on upvotes of the username (downvoting someones comment also counts)

The list so far based on votes (no order)

-Qwerttyy
-Realdeal
-Yessirskiiii
-Kirya
-Alecksdecks
-Babysasuke
-KanyeAsada
-BasedUser
-Hard2Decipher
-AtatskyNoobsky
-Elon_Musk
-Aut1st
-aTastyCook1e
-Trembolonarage
-Eww_EU_who
-apac_jimmy
-terribletyranny
-thanatos11
-Halleluhwah
-Supernova (the clown of valorant)
-widepeepofrosty
-Uwukitten
-1lucasdp
-realcavemanshit (wtf have you done there bro)
-Congo1
-sentinelman377

Fut owns Loud just watch

in lan people 1 tap him instead 💀💀💀

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

I will come back here for these comments reserved

Wakea
Country: Australia
Registered: August 14, 2023
Last post: August 14, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Posts: 2 (a no lifer keep making alts)

Lose Like and what's the last L stands for?

I mean I got nothing to talk of TL since I have never ever watched their a single game but everyone were calling that Navi ain't gonna make it to groups before champions

The only reason Navi were about to make it into groups DRX and Loud were fucking garbage cause we have seen how bad Navi is in LCQ so that's a quick and simple take

Average Loud smoker btw

Bro is sending a Fnatic win as proof 💀💀💀

another Loud smoker arrived

Bruh literally shits on Bra71l teams all those time then gets excited when his fluke team gets into the groups by struggling hard.

Fnatic owns Loud enjoy watching it lil bro 💀💀💀

also i found a new title for you i think that's even better

-Supernova the Clown of Valorant

Yeah man a struggling loud and unqualified team better than a team that put up a good fight against ur 3rd team on the list and im the one who doesn't watch the champs 💀💀💀

We aren't watching the same champs it seems

Bro put eg at 3 and their direct opponent fut at 8 while keeping loud and unqualified nrg higher 💀💀💀 btw blg owns nrg

'//,

Btw fut 2-0ed t1 gia barely lost to edg and navi was 1 map away from getting to qualify

Navi looks clean but idk why people keep forgetting of fut honestly

I mean yes they got hard diffed by fnatic (which is best team itw atm) but im pretty sure they gonna take nrg down since dudes literally lost to blg

0/8 bait

Make another thread of telling how good i am irl

idk how it is possible but both lose

Na fans before emea plays a game: emea gonna get grouped 1 team region kekw bla bla

Na fans after emea wins the game: has left the chat

Has entered the chat

Did they just say 5 is good for attack side in haven wtf are you smoking???

Well it honestly looked like qw1 saying fuck this shit bro im done with the op

That weapon swap hahahah

Harbor drown them in his waves lol

No i did

Bro is sacrificed for tradition

Lol

Friendly fire

None said russians bro

🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵😂

Imagine haven

I dont look at the screen when observers on him ngl