Tryeue1
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Registered: April 17, 2022
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y0y

posted 8 months ago

My wife and I have been married for nearly 3 years now, and for these past 3 years we have not made any sort of progress, In fact we have never made love to each other. Not even once. It’s not that I don’t want to, it’s her decision not to. I don’t know the reason why, but she’s always secretive and protective of her own body. I asked her why but she doesn’t answer the question and avoids it all the time, sometimes I ask myself “Am I the problem?” Cuz I have never seen her naked before, it’s like she doesn’t trust me at all, and I’m quite frantic about this marriage’s situation, and we might divorce if this relationship doesn’t change so I had an idea. At night when she got home from shopping I seductively greeted her and carried her on to the bed. “Honey, it’s been 3 years. I think we’re both ready”, she replied with “Ehhh, a-are you sure? I don’t think you’re ready…” , “Oh, I am sure I’m ready.” I replied. She then whispers in my ear and says “Okay then bro, get ready for this bro”. She removes her fake skin, face, and hair completely removing her disguise as a woman revealing her true identity. “A-ardiis!?!?!? What is the meaning of this!?!!”, “Bro, I warned you bro, now let’s get into action, bro” Ardiis replied. He pushes me into the bed, and I wanted to run but his big stomach lay down on me and almost crushed me removing the chances of me escaping (I couldn’t scream because the long keith was in my mouth). All night I suffered the Keith blow and ultimately lost my ability to walk, but the worse of all I will never hear the word bro in a different manner.

posted 8 months ago

so true

posted 8 months ago

too early to say anything

posted 8 months ago

higher than eg winning

posted 8 months ago

ok

posted 8 months ago

thats m3c not nrg

posted 8 months ago

NaVi did pose some competition in the first map as well, their mental was fucked up after throwing sunset they are very capable

posted 8 months ago

loud was and is an era in that they have topped regionals for 2 years and have put up consistent performances internationally, they are (at least to me) a dynasty or the closest version of one we have had.

posted 8 months ago

not helping the case

posted 8 months ago

dont lie to yourself

posted 8 months ago

how does not having the 3rd and 4th best teams in every region make madrid a "mickey mouse" tourney

posted 8 months ago

viper/ cypher they need to add a cooldown of at least 4 seconds on the trips and they need to make the viper orb immovable after placing during a round

posted 8 months ago

no, he is consistent yall are over reacting. shit on the coaches for not coming up with new strats.

posted 8 months ago

less=alfajer

posted 8 months ago

missing LLL and NRG

posted 8 months ago

LMFAOOO

posted 8 months ago

you are simply brushing over their consistency as a top team in 2022 and 2023. continuing that trend two of the players that played were dropped and it is safe to assume that they had very little practice. Bringing up irrelevant tournaments to back up your smack talk is a shitty way to argue. This more seems like a waste of time to me now as i craft this message as a response to my joke, I would like to hear your thoughts, agree to disagree and be done with this conversation as both these teams are very good.

posted 9 months ago

look inting has worked for long for NaVi/FPX let it be

posted 9 months ago

but they arent shit

posted 9 months ago

s0ntinels won one tourney in the infant stage of the game. I have never seen them innovate the meta like drx-vs have. You are not in a position to ask me that question.

posted 9 months ago

he looks good imo with those glasses

posted 9 months ago

My G0AT Chr0nicle, he looks stunning today.

posted 9 months ago

sen flair talking 😂

posted 9 months ago

cypher ult

posted 9 months ago

y0y

posted 9 months ago

happy birthday

posted 9 months ago

50% right

posted 9 months ago

are they playing in masters or champions now?

posted 9 months ago

fair point but they did not beat loud in the regionals last year

posted 9 months ago

no

posted 9 months ago

y0y

posted 9 months ago

3 hours lmfao wtf u on about

posted 9 months ago

he is rather charming to listen to

posted 9 months ago

i thought it was loud im am sorry

posted 9 months ago

i saw a bunch of posts claiming that during pacific kickoff 💀 mb

posted 9 months ago

eg and sen were in the same group and hence cannot have a match between them

posted 9 months ago

desensitization to nrg-esque brainrot

posted 9 months ago

rankine*

posted 9 months ago

roblox moment

posted 9 months ago

mb i just wanted it to sound more dramatic lmao, but my point still stands, mb for putting words in your mouth.

posted 9 months ago

fartdiss

posted 9 months ago

a national level hockey player is a big thing + point was to prove he does touch grass how do you manage to understand nothing?

posted 9 months ago

if you dont have valid criticism pls stfu

posted 9 months ago
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