Certainly not new, Val players have been dying of heart failure on stage since the beginning of time, but It has become the premier method of releasing copium to the masses.
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Certainly not new, Val players have been dying of heart failure on stage since the beginning of time, but It has become the premier method of releasing copium to the masses.
I'm sure its real, but nobody ever addresses it until after they lose.
Also istg the day we have a valorant event where nobody gets the bubonic plague is the day I start supporting Fnatic
https://x.com/leojannesson/status/1796867433535242443?s=46&t=vSHk1VOkB9KKQkFcvIjHcg
Sorry guys I've actually had bone ebola for the past 6 weeks, now that I'm eliminated in embarrassing fashion I thought you guys should know.
Also istg Val pros all need to be quarantined 24/7 every fucking event like 9 teams get explosive diahrea and a new strand of Malaria
im currently in my bunker inside a beanbag sobbing incoherently, I would much rather ponder old news than discuss the present at the moment.
the appropriate comparison would be 11-3, but even that doesn't compare to the aura of bili bili
he would get sent to papua new guinea after 2 scrims with how he would preform.
Genghis "Boostio" Khan is currently leading a brutal crusade against the qing dynasty (eduardo gaming). He serves as an inspiration to all aspiring warlords each time he rises from his saddle to mock the barbarians he calls opponents.
https://www.vlr.gg/event/1014/valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen/playoffs
time to do the funniest thing, if Ange1 can do it, so can we
"EMEA:"
Pls stop feeding into the Ameribrain stereotypes
considered putting JohnQt but he has the exact same roles as Less, and OXY is in much better form than Zekken rn, though that could easily change.
hard to work without the 3 best teams from each region
f0rsaken and karon qualified to shanghai...
made up of players that didn't qual to shanghai (Every team comms in mongolian and has the spirit of Fenis igling them)
Americas:
OXY - Duelist
saadhak - Flex
Less - Senti/Smokes
Heat - Initiator
Shyy - Smokes/Senti
APAC:
invy - Initiator/Viper
sScary - Smokes
Jemkin - Duelist
Beyn - Flex
Foxy9 - Senti
EMEA:
N4rrate - Duelist/Initiator
Elite - Sentinel/Smokes
Brave - Smokes
ardiis - Duelist/Initiator
Sayf - Flex
CHINA:
wzhy - Duelist
Rb - Flex
Kai - Senti/Initiator
CB - Initiator
Aluba - Smokes/Senti
vo0kashu and Life got ganked by organizers
They don't suck but they're gonna get touched by PRX so nobody has much faith in their chances past that
Leaf and D4v4i duel gonna be legendary, idk if he can 1v5 tho with the rest of his team hiding under their desks
Your right he is a big part of the reason they lost, in fact he's the only reason they lost to Fut, since without him they never would have qualified to begin with.
you got dropped at some point as well clearly
Trent, Valyn, and JonahP already gonna have ptsd from facing Jinggg and F0rsaken at their first lan, now they have to deal with a Gekko Oping Crackhead who might be better than both of them as well.
Without Aspas Lev don't even make it out of Americas group stage
Are you sped? When I mean above average firepower i mean in the context of top teams lmfao. As long as ONE person can step up and be an S tier fragger, which four of them are already close, they will be fine. Also PRX would abuse any team outside of a GF in every position.
literally everybody on this team except fns has above average firepower, Victor and Crashies in form can play with anyone, s0m and Ethan both diff most controllers/initiators, and fns provides literally everything except firepower
Polandanese talking
https://www.vlr.gg/282837/giants-gaming-vs-kpi-gaming-crossfire-cup-2023-finals-sf
https://www.vlr.gg/184042/giants-gaming-vs-team-liquid-champions-tour-2023-emea-league-w5
https://www.vlr.gg/318930/team-liquid-vs-team-heretics-champions-tour-2024-emea-stage-1-w4
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
literally 4 degrees of shit worse
https://www.vlr.gg/312799/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid-swiss-stage-r2
https://www.vlr.gg/157705/team-heretics-vs-paper-rex-valorant-india-invitational-by-galaxy-racer-gf
Winning Team: PRX
Finals MVP: Jinggg
Tournament MVP: Something
Highest Average Rating: Leo
Most Agents Played: F0rsaken
Most Clutches won: Valyn
Best IGL: Boostio
KMAX: Aspas with 35
yeah, but even still the guns are just soooo much better tbh and its cheaper
Absolutely lap every other region, cheaper and better with more color schemes
new top 3 out of all regions:
all 3 better than anything the other regions offered, I only wish we could get some new banners.
Not sure how roles would work out but with wo0ts added firepower and patitek already having chemistry with 3/4 teammates this could not be a complete bust for team heretics?
(4-6)Taiwan 3 / 60 (5%) BerLIN, Nicc, TvirusLuke
ur cooked buddy
Did you watch the game vs TRACE? That Bind map was a competition to see who could throw less. DRG look alright with good mechanics and could pull a BLG in theory, but honestly i would be looking at FPX or EDG for the time being if you want to see a strong placement from a chinese team.
players above him:
N4RRATE - Grouped by F0rsaken and co
Less - Eliminated by F0rsaken, who went toe to toe with him in the game
tuyz - See above
MiniBoo - Grouped by F0rsaken and co and got farmed by F0rsaken on 3rd map with F0rsaken playing a brand new agent
Riens - See above
Cauanzin - See Less explanation
Magnum - Dookied on by F0rsaken
benjyfishy - Dookied on by F0rsaken
Saadhak - Dookied on by F0rsaken
F0rsaken real rank - 9th statistically
Eye test wise like top 5 the dude played out of his mind all tournament and shat on everyone, also he had the largest agent pool and most diverse agent pool at the tournament by a strong margin
The fact that the steaming turd you shat out is blue doesn't make you superior to the ten people who shat out a steaming orange turd
The f0rsaken best player itw talk came during madrid swiss stage when he was unironically putting the team on his back on like 6 different agents
What teams did vlr users watch the most this split? Curious cause I wanna see how closely it correlates with flairs, I actually ended up watching a ton of Lev more than anyone else, mostly due to timezones and I guess coincidence of when I was available, also I like watching Aspas fry. Second most was PRX third most was 100T I think
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