dont car

yes

I unfoIIowing fnc derke no shot he goes vitality....vitality come on derke u betray fnc how ccould u do dis. If i was derkee, i would sabotage the vitaliyt from the inside like imposter from amongus

whozz????

so today, i will read you a piece from the gospel,
according to me :) (i might be going insane)

it was the second sunday of december 2021.

upon berlin, the sky, which was clear, abruptly darkened,
thunderbolts and lightnings (very very frightening) and other stuff darted from the gloomy skies,
such a terrible sight was rarely ever seen before by mankind.

suddenly, from the clouds that his all-powerful hands teared apart, appeared in a limelight the head of the god of valorant (a good looking man, in his fourties),
whom points down with his allmighty index finger towards the rito gams arena,
and he said:" Mehmet "cNed" Yağız İpek, take your mouse, click with it, and go teach the world how to play val"

and Mehmet won champs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDAgeX1NXY

Leo, the fnatic player that hasn't played since june, is rumored to be pregnant, with a move to paternity leave seemingly inevitable at this point

i've seen male secretaries,
i would feel pretty insulted if i saw a man-only course to become a secretary

also this, kinda

putting them into a separate league only works to reinforce such baseless beliefs

i actually find more women in ranked than you'd expect, it's like 1 every 7 or 8 players

the rats will eat the wires

plus 1

been saying this since gc's creation, makes no sense.

it's also honestly pretty insulting towards the players to suggest that they are "changing something",

as if video games are exclusively for men

ok

kayo was birthed by a man, let's make it canon

plus 1 fr

which is it gonna be Leo?

xd

About Zekken:
I’m a 6’1 black dude and zekken is zekken right, so lets say that somehow we manage to have children, what exactly would their build even be? Does that shit just average out or do their heights max out to mine? is it just random? do the stronger genes determine their build or nah?

About Zekken:
I’m a 6’1 black dude and zekken is zekken right, so lets say that somehow we manage to have children, what exactly would their build even be? Does that shit just average out or do their heights max out to mine? is it just random? do the stronger genes determine their build or nah?

About Zekken:
I’m a 6’1 black dude and zekken is zekken right, so lets say that somehow we manage to have children, what exactly would their build even be? Does that shit just average out or do their heights max out to mine? is it just random? do the stronger genes determine their build or nah?

had this since '21

primmie diffs prime s1mple

Yes

Primmie diffs s0mple

Also s0mple

Wasn't he plat?

He is,

My fault sorry

Hard agree

White reaver + first battlepass buddy

#3

friendlies are meaningless

nothing against xeus,

he's just never gonna be as good as cNed.

hope he proves me wrong because i liked how he played in tier 2 from what little i saw of him

ik, i read the thing

You are communicating with azzelastia

That's quite sad, riot lowkey hates their pro scene no?

Sova + blue prime + vct21 red buddy

Paura > chiwa

Yessir

Signed

would

Aleeeeeks to asia would be hilarious

Surely he plays if he stays in lev

no way the best duelist itw has to stream

get some sleep

Flag and flair allow this post to be believable

Thia would be a great way for riot to at least start acting like they give a shit

🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

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That's so retarded

Fair

You heard right

0/8

Wow this list is so dogshit

freakster up there 100%