Look dude, i had never heard cancans name outside of "oh they lost again" until the last 3 games this champs, he ain't making this list, mazino is just on another level

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WjRvpTf1buGOJQIbKAWFx?si=TfmewgV2RYuUd6kPzO5QuQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0WjRvpTf1buGOJQIbKAWFx

Give em a listen, they're not bad

Yh, there's quite the skill gap

Yh deffo not my alt

there's no "my goat" or "your goat" it's just cNed, it's always cNed

I couldn't think of anything less productive than posting a vlr thread tbf

number 1 cned fan might have something to say about that

No, no he hasn't lmao who the fuck would argue that

Tbf they are cleaned quite often

Ty 80's italian band that my dad loves

I sleep for 6h max
Drink 3 or 4 coffees in a day
I sleep with my right arm under my pillow so i can smell my pit
I'm usually sad

I think I'll go see a doctor

Rookie

Ty,
I sleep so little because i get home at like 7 from work, read my book, eat, play val, go for a run and it's suddenly 1am

I do drink water, 5 liters a day give or take, and i get up around once an hour to "go piss" and get some fresh air

That was the first tournament in which they weren't an absolute joke, read the post

Ofc the boaster, keznit and scream recency bias how could i not contain myself

In one tournament, read my shit where was cancan in 2021

I sleep 5 or 6h per night, i don't have much time to play val anymore and I've struggling with my new diet

Thank you for being the only person that cares, goated fr

I forgor

#9 and i wanted to see if anyone actually reads my shit posts

He doesn't sneak in, he stomps in, comfortably in, no question about it

Also that

And? I've seen fat doctors

Partulicular

Not like in one moment and time, like over the course of val as a whole and not in any partulicular order, anyone you'd add to these:

Cned
Aspas
Boaster
Mazino
Keznit
Chronicle
Tenz
Nats
Hiko
yay
Scream
Demon1
Derke
Meteor
Lakia
Texture
Less
Leo

Unrelated note:
My head as been hurting like hell for a couple of weeks, pretty much since i started at my new job, anyone know what could be causing this or how i can stop feeling like I'm going to pass out at any minute for the whole time I'm in the office? Head also feels rather heavy

Store chips don't taste that good in general

Fake trebles (league, ucl and cup) are so fucking overrated, the real trebles (league, ucl, supercup) has always been on top

Texture owns cancan there's no debate there, it's zekken vs texture that's actually interesting

Oh no! i can't believe no one gives a shit about the fucking mongolian valorant scene!

My reality is shattering, wh-why does nobody cars? how could this be real nooo

Twitter is mid

That bussyck going crazy rn

Sounds a bit sad tbh

Canada and anything tbf

Flag + flair

Nono he's right

Sunday is goated fym 4th

The disrespect to cned is crazy

Cancan ain't top 5 lmao

Plastic fan can't handle the cum

Not funny

Yes please 👅

hello

I can, you just never say anything, just kinda shy yk, being in walls and all

Leopardi-level poetry

No way, i've been punching my balls trying to stop that pain when i cum, can you stop?

i am inside your walls
I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS

that weird sound of water in your walls? ME PISSING

that reyna in the other team in each and every comp you play getting 40 kills, with the same exact ping as you? ME SMURFING YOU FROM INSIDE YOUR WALLS, which is where i am btw

that eerie silence in your bathroom when you piss? ME WATCHING

guys the back of my head hurts like hell and I've drank like 6 liters of water today, should i be concerned?

You sure?

Bro what the fuck is mazino doing 😭

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_BXy1Zos7i/?igsh=ZnliMjkzcW96MXJ5

XD

Kaajaak, minny, avova, davih, tag

vamos

Mazino pisses on kinggg