never play coc for more than 5 minutes at a time

10718 users thought sen would beat geng
10718 users lack a brain

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

he's so heckin hot

they should've peeked togheter

this timeout is just sad

sen, all 5 of you peeking one after the other like seriously?

must be his shampoo i wonder what brand he chose

with tenz

i was gonna go to work today as usual, as i was about to hop in my car i saw it on my phone
TenZ IS PLAYING, no way i could've gone to work knowing my beloved TenZ (who i HECKIN LOVE) is playing without me watching
i immediately ran to my pc and clicked on the stream with my FinalMouse Bluetooth Starlight Pro - TenZ Medium
i am so excited to see the goat (TenZ) playing VLORANT and for my favourite team SENLTIENS too!
i can't wait for TenZ to win so i can quit my job and never be distracted from my TenZsexuality ever again!

MAN I HECKING LOVE TenZ BatChest POGGERS MOUSE GRIP BatChest KYDAE BatChest SENTINELS BatChest FLICK PogChamp WOWZERS

IF TENZ HAS 10 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 5 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 0 FANS, MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON EARTH
IF WORLD IS AGAINST TENZ THEN I'M AGAINST THE WORLD
#TENZ4LYFE
#GETINMETENZ

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

I was on a plane with my son when we started CRASHING! I immediately ran to the cabin to find none other than Zombs! He choked again! Luckily, the flight attendant was Tenz, who was able to land the plane safely. Zombs's legacy saved again! Shame on you Zombs!

I was attending an exam. My teacher said we can leave the class when we are finished. Suddenly just after exam started, I saw a fraud silently leaving. I asked who it is. She said, "He is Tyson "TenZ" Ngo, he is already finished, that's why he's leaving."

Last week I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a knife. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Tenz missing his blade storm. Shame on you Tyson for almost killing me!

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found TenZ hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for months” I was shocked but not surprised.

This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of TenZ in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how TenZ sucks ass (obvious Cn*d propaganda) and that his videos suck.
This made me irritated - yet another TenZphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting TenZphobic because he was oppressing me, a TenZsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
He said, "TenZsexual? Is that when you want to suck TenZ's peepee or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
I decided to pull up his stats and cool videos to help explain TenZsexuality and TenZgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed TenZ glazers cucks", then said that we were mentally ill.
I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about TenZsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me by other fellow TenZsexuals before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a TenZphobe is harassing you.
I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my TenZphobic school.
Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? TenZphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

Confession on why I don't like TenZ anymore-
TenZ was on his best phase when he was using the zowie S2 mouse. Even the xm1 which has a similar shape worked great for him( Iceland masters). Then he got a good deal from the Finalmouse and started shilling for a flat shaped mouse like the starlight-12. Even in Berlin when he switched to the S2 for a match( against F4Q), he played his best game ever on stage imo. You might think peripherals don’t matter but trust me familiarity is important when you grip the mouse in a weird way like TenZ. And as an avid zowie mice enjoyer I asked myself can I support a man who would trade long term success for some ez money? The answer was 'NO'. Shame on TenZ

TenZ is the second coming of God (Sasauke). He came into the world wrapped in an Artisan pad with a Finalmouse in his right hand. From birth he was destined to play VLORANT, riotgames new riot game. From a young age he trained his art by playing baseball and learning to throw. At just 12 (months), he started playing CowmterStrikeGo the new hit military simulator used by state terrorists.
but
he was bery bad. everytime he got headshot and lost all the game. in despiar he was search for new game. then. RIOT GAME , the CEO of RIOT GAME released new game VLORANt. he play VLORANT REIGHT AWAY in hope of new better future. BUT AGAIN!
ONCE AGAIN! he got unlcuiky - teammate like Shawn Nobi and Richard Elks he could not win game even with big BIG KILL (30 or more every). It was sad time for Trench fan... luckily. yucky badwatch player Shin Arts got dropped for fucky wucky from best team - Sentinel. and he got TO PLAY GAME WITH GOOD TEAM!!!
With GoodTEammate like sickness, zylophone, drapes, and god IGL Shawn Jam (number 1 in American) Sentinel easy win all team and made to ICELAND (LAN EVENT!!!!). but unfortunately C9 CEO (bad man) make him very very money. lucky, SEntinel use fund from toddler game Fortnite to buy him. And then at Iceland. Sen TENZ was UNCLEANED! he killl all people (including down America player sussy and player from old America boster). With big stats finally American won EVENT!!! ALl was happy...
Then thing became bad... after qual for MAster 3 in BERLIN (even boomery America) player name Somm decide not practice... instead they stream (which good thing for me viewer ). sadly they washed. EVEN LOSING TO TEAM LIKE G2 from game like LOL (even short form funny).
Somm keep not practice and in ChaMPIONS they almost lost to team from DOWN AMERICA (Furry IKEA) and LOST TO LESS DOWN AMERICA team(Kurtain) and DISQUALITY FROM TOURNAMENT !!!! :(:(:(:( at point here I was cry a lot... could not even see monitor because sadness... BUT MAYBE HOPE NOT GONE. 2022 Shawn Jam promise to PRACTICE (like before sentnel). but because of SUSSYTAGE TEncsh not able to pracsh... all mousepad eaten by mouse....
in game this mean he play badly. finally, they lost to fake VLORANT team (guard) with not even pro player (just normal person name Trent)... knock out of playoff and no more coldland this year.

we need more tenz copypasta

ARE YOU SHIT TALKING TENZ?!

STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because Ratzam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

MAN I HECKING LOVE TenZ BatChest POGGERS MOUSE GRIP BatChest KYDAE BatChest SENTINELS BatChest FLICK PogChamp WOWZERS

IF TENZ HAS 10 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 5 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 0 FANS, MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON EARTH
IF WORLD IS AGAINST TENZ THEN I'M AGAINST THE WORLD
#TENZ4LYFE
#GETINMETENZ

TenZ is the second coming of God (Sasauke). He came into the world wrapped in an Artisan pad with a Finalmouse in his right hand. From birth he was destined to play VLORANT, riotgames new riot game. From a young age he trained his art by playing baseball and learning to throw. At just 12 (months), he started playing CowmterStrikeGo the new hit military simulator used by state terrorists.

but.

he was bery bad. everytime he got headshot and lost all the game. in despiar he was search for new game. then. RIOT GAME , the CEO of RIOT GAME released new game VLORANt. he play VLORANT REIGHT AWAY in hope of new better future. BUT AGAIN!
ONCE AGAIN! he got unlcuiky - teammate like Shawn Nobi and Richard Elks he could not win game even with big BIG KILL (30 or more every). It was sad time for Trench fan... luckily. yucky badwatch player Shin Arts got dropped for fucky wucky from best team - Sentinel. and he got TO PLAY GAME WITH GOOD TEAM!!!

With GoodTEammate like sickness, zylophone, drapes, and god IGL Shawn Jam (number 1 in American) Sentinel easy win all team and made to ICELAND (LAN EVENT!!!!). but unfortunately C9 CEO (bad man) make him very very money. lucky, SEntinel use fund from toddler game Fortnite to buy him. And then at Iceland. Sen TENZ was UNCLEANED! he killl all people (including down America player sussy and player from old America boster). With big stats finally American won EVENT!!! ALl was happy...

Then thing became bad... after qual for MAster 3 in BERLIN (even boomery America) player name Somm decide not practice... instead they stream (which good thing for me viewer ). sadly they washed. EVEN LOSING TO TEAM LIKE G2 from game like LOL (even short form funny).

Somm keep not practice and in ChaMPIONS they almost lost to team from DOWN AMERICA (Furry IKEA) and LOST TO LESS DOWN AMERICA team(Kurtain) and DISQUALITY FROM TOURNAMENT !!!! :(:(:(:( at point here I was cry a lot... could not even see monitor because sadness... BUT MAYBE HOPE NOT GONE. 2022 Shawn Jam promise to PRACTICE (like before sentnel). but because of SUSSYTAGE TEncsh not able to pracsh... all mousepad eaten by mouse....

in game this mean he play badly. finally, they lost to fake VLORANT team (guard) with not even pro player (just normal person name Trent)... knock out of playoff and no more coldland this year.

Confession on why I don't like TenZ anymore-

TenZ was on his best phase when he was using the zowie S2 mouse. Even the xm1 which has a similar shape worked great for him( Iceland masters). Then he got a good deal from the Finalmouse and started shilling for a flat shaped mouse like the starlight-12. Even in Berlin when he switched to the S2 for a match( against F4Q), he played his best game ever on stage imo. You might think peripherals don’t matter but trust me familiarity is important when you grip the mouse in a weird way like TenZ. And as an avid zowie mice enjoyer I asked myself can I support a man who would trade long term success for some ez money? The answer was 'NO'. Shame on TenZ

this isn't half bad

keznit 6k obv

yh

Batman contingency plans ahh thread

Keznit's hot as balls tbf

Champions Milano would go so hard

Console ui for agent pick is in pc
The range is worse now

MEH

Where is the narrative that Zekken's Jett is bad coming from lol? literally had one bad defense half on Ascent vs 100T and on Attack played like literal aspas, just because a person doesn't play Jett on stage as much as their counterpart role or duelist doesn't mean their Jett is bad there are literally 2 Jett maps in the game currently excluding Abyss because we don't know what is or what isn't meta on that map yet.

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idc

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

ARE YOU SHIT TALKING TENZ?!

STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because Ratzam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

MAN I HECKING LOVE TenZ BatChest POGGERS MOUSE GRIP BatChest KYDAE BatChest SENTINELS BatChest FLICK PogChamp WOWZERS

IF TENZ HAS 10 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 5 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 0 FANS, MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON EARTH
IF WORLD IS AGAINST TENZ THEN I'M AGAINST THE WORLD
#TENZ4LYFE
#GETINMETENZ

TenZ is the second coming of God (Sasauke). He came into the world wrapped in an Artisan pad with a Finalmouse in his right hand. From birth he was destined to play VLORANT, riotgames new riot game. From a young age he trained his art by playing baseball and learning to throw. At just 12 (months), he started playing CowmterStrikeGo the new hit military simulator used by state terrorists.

but.

he was bery bad. everytime he got headshot and lost all the game. in despiar he was search for new game. then. RIOT GAME , the CEO of RIOT GAME released new game VLORANt. he play VLORANT REIGHT AWAY in hope of new better future. BUT AGAIN!
ONCE AGAIN! he got unlcuiky - teammate like Shawn Nobi and Richard Elks he could not win game even with big BIG KILL (30 or more every). It was sad time for Trench fan... luckily. yucky badwatch player Shin Arts got dropped for fucky wucky from best team - Sentinel. and he got TO PLAY GAME WITH GOOD TEAM!!!

With GoodTEammate like sickness, zylophone, drapes, and god IGL Shawn Jam (number 1 in American) Sentinel easy win all team and made to ICELAND (LAN EVENT!!!!). but unfortunately C9 CEO (bad man) make him very very money. lucky, SEntinel use fund from toddler game Fortnite to buy him. And then at Iceland. Sen TENZ was UNCLEANED! he killl all people (including down America player sussy and player from old America boster). With big stats finally American won EVENT!!! ALl was happy...

Then thing became bad... after qual for MAster 3 in BERLIN (even boomery America) player name Somm decide not practice... instead they stream (which good thing for me viewer ). sadly they washed. EVEN LOSING TO TEAM LIKE G2 from game like LOL (even short form funny).

Somm keep not practice and in ChaMPIONS they almost lost to team from DOWN AMERICA (Furry IKEA) and LOST TO LESS DOWN AMERICA team(Kurtain) and DISQUALITY FROM TOURNAMENT !!!! :(:(:(:( at point here I was cry a lot... could not even see monitor because sadness... BUT MAYBE HOPE NOT GONE. 2022 Shawn Jam promise to PRACTICE (like before sentnel). but because of SUSSYTAGE TEncsh not able to pracsh... all mousepad eaten by mouse....

in game this mean he play badly. finally, they lost to fake VLORANT team (guard) with not even pro player (just normal person name Trent)... knock out of playoff and no more coldland this year.

Confession on why I don't like TenZ anymore-

TenZ was on his best phase when he was using the zowie S2 mouse. Even the xm1 which has a similar shape worked great for him( Iceland masters). Then he got a good deal from the Finalmouse and started shilling for a flat shaped mouse like the starlight-12. Even in Berlin when he switched to the S2 for a match( against F4Q), he played his best game ever on stage imo. You might think peripherals don’t matter but trust me familiarity is important when you grip the mouse in a weird way like TenZ. And as an avid zowie mice enjoyer I asked myself can I support a man who would trade long term success for some ez money? The answer was 'NO'. Shame on TenZ

irl coverage at Seoul is such a W

we could potentially get stuff like interviews with players

which means we can finally ask mazino how he managed to get such beautiful eyebrows

i started running again

1/13

that's what i'm saying, asia gets 8 spots but 0 go to africa, make it make sense

what kinda weird ahh site

Patitek is a top talent, he'd imrpove liquid massively

yo

who wouldn't

ahahahahahahahahahahah 8/8 troll

nice voice

they'd obliterate jft

milk

elaborate, why is this special treatment not non-sensical

If you like stats then football is great, i swear they come up with a new stat every week

Sitting down with your friends for a couple of hours with an excuse to be loud is indeed fun

Boring shit like pretty much all american sports

Was at a game earlier and the only entertainment was the crowd with the plastic trumpets they were giving out

Sleeper sport fr + literally 0 tactics involved, how do you watch that shit

Le0spl0ced

cned owns asspiss unfortunately

Milan :)

ty goatspliced

what football team do you support

?? 10 am is early

probably skateboard

8/8 top tier bait

What's up with all the lists

Cool list