good luck geospliced, i am so happy my alter ego has decided to become a teacher

just a quirked up lil white boy among the asians, gotta love that representation

eh i still believe

Everyone shit on EG's 10 man roster and claimed it was pointless. Potter was called a bad coach and people advocated for her removal.
Despite this hate and doubt, EG placed 2nd in Tokyo and 1st at Champs, being the most dominant Americas team that year.

Everyone and their mothers hyped up NRG's roster at the beginning of the year, claiming that it's a super team and that they'd demolish.
That same roster ended up placing last in their group, bottoming out 9th-10th.

Now people are saying this new core of s0m, FNS, victor, crashies, and Ethan is going to be dogshit and that they won't make a LAN?
I think it would be wise to ignore public opinion and give this roster a chance.

tl;dr fans know nothing about how good a team will be, quit yapping

G2 is beating TH
FUT will probably beat DRG but will lose to LEV

if FUT bomb out 0-2 by losing to FPX and DRG, i think it’s safe to confirm that EMEA is officially the worst region

geng's lotus was able to beat PRX's lotus, i think this series is 2-1 either way

at least my favorite team can consistently place top 4

sen will get grouped at champs

aspas put SEN on a leash a few weeks ago

Sentinels flair with japanese flag, sen, zeta, and dfm couldn't even qualify to shanghai

one of these things is not like the other

fulshi is such a cool creator, everyone should watch this video if it interests them

i think he ran out of bullets

bro is incapable of looking in a mirror

ban appeal

SEN will not be changing their comps today.

i've been perma'd once before

yo

go drink some coffee

this guy is actually such a weird person

This is when Pacific games usually are, so I'm used to it

that's actually crazy, good luck man. i took 11 AP tests and my college only accepted 5 of them, so it's okay if you fail!

we need to pray for these guys to never win a trophy. every team that wins a tournament end up disbanding after a year or so, and I don't want this core to disband :(

i've been watching Pacific games since the 2023 season started, these complainers are just pussies

they're the longest lasting core bc they haven't won anything. every team that wins a trophy (besides fnatic) disbands after a year or so

jonahP and moose

ardiis

lowkey i think valyn will be higher on this list eventually

"WELL ACTUALLY EMEA DIDN'T SEND THEIR BEST SO IT WAS FRAUDULENT FPX WOULD HAVE CLEARED"

-some EMEA fan somewhere

this changes nothing about my life

nah he looks like ansel elgort

what the fuck does this thread even mean

thanks for your opinion kanyefan4238173

you wouldn’t call him mid if he was a femboy

https://x.com/pprxteam/status/1792495468448235887?s=46&t=2brWTMPcF__qp3fHCtcA9w

gave the proper respect to Monyet when they didn’t even need to, W alecks and W org. really shows the differences between large inflated, established, and out-of-touch orgs and smaller/more personable orgs like PRX

happy to be a PRX fan

sure, here's my tracker: https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/BabySasuke%233738/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

since November 2nd, 2023 against any team that isn't Oxygen, who has beat them 4 times

what a crazy statline

Doug

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

if sideshow is blacklisted from future events, that will be so fucking annoying and i dont think the community would ever forgive riot

i've been saying since early 2023 moose, bdog, skuba, and flyuh and i still stand by that

1 down, 3 to go

i guess now we're just lying for fun

v1c and mada clear victor and crashies

PRX

why would 100T choose FUT? they are the hardest team to anti-strat because they change their shit all the time

funding from shopify and mogul moves with the passion that ludwig and moistcritikal bring to esports? that would be amazing

FACTS

honestly it probably means that you're a good player, but you excel more when there's a plan in order. a lot of pros get to high imm3/rad because they have another pro player duo, so maybe queue with your teammates and they can help you perform better?

interning this summer

i’m an OG PRX believer

put me on that list please