This mf makes trembo look like a decent dude

So TenZ doesn’t have raisin ass?

Unfathomably Universal W from posting this

If you’re gonna flame loud fans at the very least put the Team Liquid flair mfs in there too.
You want psicopathy? They will give it for free

Im gonna be honest, fuck y’all.
Every fucking time this team comes up you goblin mfs come out the woodworks to claim the divinity of EDG, and then they get cucked out of every match they play.
I don’t believe any of you

CELLULITIS? BLUD WHAT DOES HAVING RAISIN ASS HAVE TO DO WITH PLAYING WELL?????

Saadhak will own them with his nerfed to the ground Chamber

Technically speaking the Americas league is a Semi International league
Since it contains countries from different continents

If Saadhak has diamond aim
Boaster = Silver
FNS = Bronze
Boostio = Silver
Redgar = Gold
Stax = Gold

People support haaland, but that doesn’t mean Pelé ain’t the King of Football

Put respect on Potters child’s name

2-0 C9 and Won against a woken up NRG
Also 13-3 Loud on their at the moment best map

The sex machine

It’s time to admit it
Saadhak IS the number one IGL

FNS doesn’t have his aim
Boaster doesn’t have his Anti-Strats
Stax doesn’t have his adaptability
Boostio doesn’t have his mental resilience

(All IGLs mentioned here are goated but are not The Goat)

SAADHAK HAS A GRAND FINAL MVP
ON A NERFED TO HELL CHAMBER FOR FUCK SAKE

If EG are given time to cook, they Can win against any team (except Loud, Saadhak is just too op)

Let’s all be truthful. KRU are the ones that would make for a fun LCQ winner, mfs are weirdly better than most Franchise teams yet went 0-9
Mfs are the AFC Richmond of Valorant

True, hated it as bronze, loved it as plat. The Marshall becomes incredibly fun on breeze

If Demon1 did that much damage to Loud.
He sure is a contender.

How is it copium if they won? They dominated their region in every split, got to grand finals at rejkavic and WON champions.
They were operating on half their power and still rawdogged everyone (except for optic and KRU)

They need to accept their Manlet status

Would be funny if an emea team Grouped NRG early.
Im tired of Saadhak vs fenis. I wanna see new rivalries
Saadhak vs Stax
Boostio vs Boaster
Etc etc

Ain’t no way bro forgot about Chadhak, the only true Chamber player

Your name always gives a slight amount of joy to me peepo, thank you man

Thank you for the contribution

Lmao why so many people lying?

Saadhak made aspas into what he is today.
There is no point in being a “ranked demon” if you don’t have a gigacock IGL to tame them

LOUD players got sick almost the entirety of 2022.
Hell, during the last matches of Champions 2022, Sacy had to play whilst he had diarrhea lmao, mf was literally shitting himself and still played well.
Aspas had COVID during rekjavic and was still nasty.

and that’s just the Brazilian team, im 100% sure there were cases like this on other teams so don’t use health as an excuse. Give Team Lulquid the proper credit

Damn I don’t know

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

They will never understand

So, speaking from a tactical long term point of view.
Isn’t it better to do a slight amount of throwing at Grand Finals of your regions league?

This goes for all teams
LOUD/DRX/FUT/PRX/NRG/FNATIC/TL etc

Since teams today are getting the hang of hard anti stratting, isn’t it better to not show your cards so you can play them at Masters/Champions?

Sure you get the league trophy but does that even matter, the whole point of playoffs is to classify for Tokyo/LA, so why not sacrifice a small trophy for the big one?

TLDR: isn’t it better to save your strats for the big tournament when you are already classified instead of wasting it in your leagues Grand Finals?

Literally only the bandwagoners are insulting LOUD, EG fans are just happy to be succeeding

I just thought it would be cool to have something that you can actively spend the points on

A “betting” interface, not actual money, but a point system like twitch.
You could “bet” on maps, pistols, ecos, full buys, role diffs, round diffs, etc etc.
I don’t know what exactly you could do with the points, but some simple rewards on the site would be cool.
Things like; username colors, different fonts for the username, a temporary “banner” on your profile where you could display some picture/meme regarding valorant.

There could be a sort of “VLR inventory”
Basically you would be able to use the points to “buy” weapon skin “cards” that you could then display in your profile. Sort of like a collecting game you know?
There could be community events where we can send fan made skins that could also be added to the weapon skin market, teams skins could be made.

I know it’s a lot of work but I think it’s a cool idea

Metro Last Light and Metro Exodus

Go up to her and say “quero vê-la sorrir, quero vê-la cantar, quero ver o seu corpo dançar sem parar”

Make sure you do a little dance while saying it,
Trust me, it’ll make her like you

Dude, trust me, if she has a sense of humor, she will love this

Gringos being annoying and dismissive as usual

Miterunoka? YAY. (Sorry for bad Japanese)

I know it’s not funny to most, but does someone have the “aspas? Not good with raze” trembo rant?

Then proceeded to lose to FoFuria (in Portuguese fofo means soft, so soft furia, this an insult to be clear)

Really? To them it counts as “serious work”? damn I thought the stigma would help us out

Processo jurídico é foda Kkkkkkkk

Pretty sure tourism visas are easier

The funny thing is, they didn’t even try to pander to us, we like the underdogs.

MiBr blessing

EG TOOK THE BRAZIL BUFF

Please if any Riot Official is reading this please pull some strings so Demon1 can go to Tokyo, PLEASEEEE

EG BRAZILIAN PRIDE

FNC 2-1 FUT
NAVI 1-2 TL
LOUD 2-1 FURIA
C9 1-2 EG

I believe in Potter!