rereading it with that in mind I absolutely do believe it LMAO

it kinda had to be an NA player lowkey

:(

didn't realize we had polvi copypastas in the archives god damn, what a deep cut

For the life of me I cannot figure out which player this was originally a copypasta about

did we all forget where champs is being held in 11 days bruh

KOI vs FURIA

flyuh = prime Leo
monster = prime nats
baddyG = prime MaKo
nataNk = french
Filu = prime aspas

DRG is on a run

Cubert sweep

🙏

could see him going to ENVY if they end up ascending

it's a shame too cause ENVY would be such a good org to have in the scene too, but I can't really see them hanging on for a full season without cane and ion

they're gonna have his ass on yoru before they let him play scan init

counterpoint: it would be so fucking funny

bilibili sweep

carrying on hiko's legacy

using prize pool as a metric for importance is funny as fuck

good ragebait tho I actually felt a moment of anger

bro said "esports world cup"

truly not sure if we're watching the same game

nobody on yoru & NoMan on deadlock, all bets are off

pretty sure I forcefully erased johnqt deadlock from my memory so imma say NoMan

no they have to choose one to be their "home" region

why would they not at least trial him tho, like surely every NA team looking for a new player is gonna trial him

Apeks - direct relegation
Gentle Mates - direct relegation
G2 - staying
2G - direct relegation
NS - ascension
BOOM - ascension
XLG - (probably staying)
DRG - (probably ascension)
(XLG and DRG could swap if DRG makes it further at champs)

i have zellsis dawg

Zellsis reyna 🙏

interesting idea but the academy team should have to play ascension, not the main team

not even urango can pi vs 2g there's levels to this shit 🐐

some hilarious names in here

sorry, im mad at geng for sucking ass

neither are going to champs 🤷‍♂️

-Lysoar +Less

actual good ragebait wow

Eternal Fire had the bag and were gunning for ascension at the start of the year, can't blame Izzy and Quti for taking it

surely KOI just calls up at least 3 of their academy players, right...

i think high tier 2 is pretty reasonable for next year, it's hard to see who he replaces in tier 1 rn

yeah surely Kyu and bao are better prospects

would need a few months probably but aim don't lie

respect top 5 igl of all time pls he can quit snus whenever he wants

would be funny ngl

but also probably the nail in the coffin for VCT americas lmao

then 2G stay and G2 go to ascension.

dawg

albums i've listened to at least once in the last week:

ICYMI - EDEN
black british music - Jim Legxacy
Blush - Kevin Abstract
SABLE, fABLE - Bon Iver

kinda got me ngl 7/8

wonderkid getting dog walked by Enzo in 2025 I'm not moved

god he's disgusting

👀

pray for XLG, BLG, EDG, Wolves buddy

Wolves mathematically cant make it unless EDG do btw

they did this in the last series and won the map (when sato dropped 35 💀 )

lowkey i feel like demon1 could thrive in that role too