That last one had me stumped cus I had no clue who 2 of the people are

Hey sideshowbaldhead it's me nihso, how are you doing

For real, kamui clears semen1, s0mth0ng and f0rs0k0n

Demon1 on sova, they must be experimenting! I can't wait to see this team become the goat

You missed category 4: Canadaman

Harbor clears

Erm actually the sky isn't blue ☝️🤓

Sprite cranberry?

You are going to die with a horrible legacy and be remembered for that message

Why would you post this, how do you type those words and not cringe and want to disable tour internet?

House md

Are you her? Maybe them? Perhaps it?

Hop on cloak and dagger fr

Zywoo clears d0nk

Don't speak ill of enigma 🤫

He was a pedophile and a really weird pervert
I'm pretty sure he got banned but I'm not 100% sure

Good luck 1234

Necroing a babysasuke post 🤦. We as a society have failed

Psion happened this year too

Explanation for why this happens:,
Kaajak was made in a laboratory, the same laboratory was experimenting with turning cartoon characters into real life (they wanted to make the minions real for cheap labor). When making kaajak however, the scientists accidentally spilt Bart DNA into the kaajak mixture causing him to have the physical appearance similar to Bart. This means that Bart Simpson is Kaajak's father.

Honestly I don't think the replay system will fix the content at all, it might add some new content but eventually it'll just become repetitive slop.

I think tac fps games have very limited content and cs:go's content mainly came from creative game modes and community things rather than just playing the game.

Iron 2 rn

You know content is dry when someone posts "top 5 hottest pros" on vlr

what are you making?

Trust in plug vs Cloudberries champs 2026 final, cant wait

Thanks king

Wrong reply

In honor of nee thread can I get an update of my vlr stats

Your take is so shit the server had to post it twice to make fun of you

I'm ngl man ill forget about this in like 3 hours and I'm not even an na resident the only casters I know are sideshow and bren because they are funny and do platchat

No shot you let him bait you like that

Flexin + vookashu are gonna do crazy numbers

Drg are making it to lower round 3 at least
If they don't I'll eat a raw egg

No violet evergarden -2

Nah me and Xi (I call him that because we are close) are loved by the vlr mods

I think I'm illiterate

Game recognizes game

No bias 100% accurate, fact checked by the CCP, Xi Jinping himself helped me make this

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/cd5a5ce9

What if cloudberry is an illegal alien who eats cats and dogs

Bro it's almost Christmas, surely you have better things to do than watch valorant streamers make up some shitty drama. Go talk to your parents

Most likely yeah

@cloudberry is this you?

Dignan

No

You are not bovascotia

Don't speak to HenBabyH like that, you are being rude

Let's take ascent mid for example. You know they have an op you jump peek mid, the Jett shoots and dashes away. To counter this you smoke mid so she won't be able to peek without exposing herself to the entire team. It really isn't that hard

I dont think it's a leak, they did the same thing in the ludwig tarik event and during spotlight. I think they tell the team before they turn on the comms

What does that series of words mean

You got some shite teammates idk what to tell you. My silver 2 teammates that spray and run know to flash before they peek the op

Dawg are you iron 2
It's so easy to counter an op, you can flash, you can jiggle peek, you can smoke, you can molly, you can double swing, or you can just ignore it