Fuck zapdos, stupid ass bird always paralyzing my pokemon

Gonna go search for some this weekend

Have you tried them? what do they taste like I feel like they'd be sour

Honestly they don't need any roster changes they just need to clean up and change/edit their playstyle. All their players have achieved a lot in the game they just had a rough year with metas and Leo becoming pregnant. And their Champs run is impressive considering hiko was only signed split 2

Nice try but drg is winning Champs and talon are winning masters Bangkok I have the script here. I'll keep masters Toronto a secret though, don't want to spoil the fun

Tenz is arceus cus he's basically a god (I heckin love tenz)

Th have like a 55/45-50/50 chance of winning imo

Gambling odds are skewed by casual viewers wwho dont really watch or understand the game fundamentaly just betting insane amounts on the popular team

Cloudberry meet and greet at masters Toronto

Berlin was literally apolitical, he refused to talk about the subject

You obviously have some sort of bias so I'm not going to dig deep into what you said

the shield is dogshit in like 80% of uses let them have it man the iso is the bottom of the board anyways also it would be impossible to add this feature unless they change gun mechanics. Currently all weapons (except the snowball launcher i think) are hitscan and are basically lasers, in a shotgun all bullets shoot at the same time and hit at the same time therefore they all register as 1 chunk of damage instead of 10 different sources of damage

allow us to see past versions of edited posts

i will buy you a cookie if you add this feature PrancerMane guarantee I never lie

cloudberry catching strays...I think? idk what they are trying to say

least ragebait vlr post

shotgun bullets are all shot at once so they all hit the shield at the same time and none of them go through

i think its intended this way and honestly i dont mind it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFylmO8VYrM&t=522s

name checks out

all the tenz fans would watch his perspective and crash the server, unless they make it like a fortnite event.

tenz in fortnite would be so funny, tenz the rock, sukuna, and oj simpson in the battle bus goes so unbelievably hard

Simply not true, "a simple Google search" shows that India was a male led and dominated country far before the "west" (mainly England) colonized and brought conservatism and misogyny again no single country or civilization created or spread misogyny. Misogyny has existed since the dawn of time in any civilization that had a power structure.

Also again, rape per a capita is only for reported rapes, many more rapes worldwide go unreported, this Stat is honestly not that good to keep bringing up.

Your last point makes no sense, you don't live in India nor have you researched other western countries. India might be better than some western countries but its not this safe haven for women and this utopia you seem to think it is. India is a beautiful country with a rich culture that spans centuries and various eras and I hope the world recognizes India for these things instead of the negative media.

also you keep brining up stats and rapes per capita, as you said "it takes a simple google search to see" that rape stats aren't useful and can mean different things in different countries. it might mean that a country has a good policy on citizens reporting rape and being more comfortable coming out and telling their stories

No such thing as "a country introduced rape to India". There is rape all around the world it isn't a western thing. Ancient China had a lot of sex rings and rape. Also wtf kinda data shows India is better. You are an actual stats nerd Holy shit. Numbers aren't the whole picture. You might enjoy living in India but someone else might prefer a country like new Zealand it's almost all opinion/beliefs

Doesn't this mean your goat list would just be star duelists and players who excelled at a certain playstyle/meta then underperformed when they played differently (yay/demon/even tenz during 2022-23)

That's reported rapes, think of how India's culture is around rape and how most women wouldn't report it. Also India has the highest child marriage rate and female foeticide. You cherry picked 1/30 stats that is ehh. No country is perfect and this comparison doesn't make sense. This is like saying Soviet Russia was worse than hitler/nazi Germany because more people died under Stalin than Hitler. There are many other factors that go in and at the end of the day it's all politics and opinions. Everyone has different views but no one should be discriminated against because their Indian

Board certified therapist here: I recommend you burn your internet router and destroy all electrical devices in your house

mibr looked good towards the end i dont think they should rebuild
talon has no reason to rebuild they literally made champs while changing the roster every 5 weeks this latest roster looks nice just needs some more coaching
fpx made all 3 lans and have only lost to teams that have either won or went on deep runs

its an sti, no one on vlr is going to get it (this is satirical please do your own research and stay safe)

im calling it right now, one of the main characters is going to become like sukuna where they are a cursed object and the take over someone else (i havent read anything since the gojo sukuna fight)

I rarely play valorant but when I do I launch the game and insta queue into comp and go +1000

D1 hater

Th prx Madrid
Th fpx shanghai
Th 3-0 gold 2 shanghai
Sen th Seoul
(I like team heretics)

Inb4 itadori becomes God or some shit and revives everyone

Honestly I think it's 50/50 this game completely comes down to map pool and team vibes imo

Interested to see if sen play abyss

Moroccan bias wtf, pancada clears 70% of Morocco

Nuh uh

No it was pancada

My god why he don't miss

Yep

i respect it

going afk in a tdm is crazy

Literally a shitpost

no, hint: he was once on sentinels

there is a world where sacy retires a world champion, and there is also a world where c9 drop xeppa and immi makes a new roster around oxy

its almost impossible to predict this shit when ascension isnt even finished

account made today, only post is washed

nope, nothing to do with my flair or flag

sexiest

Run away from aspas, hope tex forgets how to use sentinel util, c0m returns to his regular season form, kinggg calls worse than an iron player speaking through ghost box, mazino gets canceled and is replaced with the ceo, walk onto site every round and play postplant with infinite mollies (viper kayo kj brim deadlock)

Inb4 some random vlr guys calls it a mickey mouse because 100t woulda won or some stupid shit

I'd argue lockin is much h more competitive than master Reykjavik 2021. Lockin had much more team that could have won it while the master was dominated by sentinels, not dropping a single map.

Lockin finals alone was more competitive than the entirety of master Reykjavik 2021

I've seen cs pro games where a team would use every peice of util they have and just get sprayed down by simple, in valorant util is much more important than in cs. You can tp, clone, smoke cross map, flash, molly, dash, rocket launcher someone. Util in valorant is also much simpler to use, mfs in cs have to learn and know when to throw lineups for almost any smoke they want to use

https://www.vlr.gg/event/pickem/2097/valorant-champions-2024

Word for word bar for bar stole my flow

You Wil never beat the allegations

Are you saying that you are 10 years old and 5'1

Or that when you were 10 years old you were 5'1

Can you re-upload the meow

You have done something wrong with your life if you are getting cooked by a mf called boilin_cockroach on vlr