sup dort. how's vlr baiting going for you these days?

dapr could just start streaming with shaz and tenz since they're all on content creation now. Those streams could be pretty fun

from knifing and teabagging tier 1 pros and masters winner to stuck in tier 2 with no hype. Crazy fall off 😔

Where does he go? His last game on oxygen was nothing short of a disaster :/

even if i was skilled enough to compete in t1 i'd probably never get into GE since my country isn't really good on terms with india...

that cylinder is not "small" buddy idk what you're talking about

participation trophy?

GE Pooh incoming?

I lost that ability too 😔

f*ck it kaplan and potter both on the coach position sen 2025

EG would be very stupid to let her go. She has this magic ability to pick up cheaper less-hyped players and make a strong team out of them

yo could marved be a stand in? He could do smokes and isn't on a partnered roster right now

yeah he did say "if a player is on a vct team" so possibly even narrate since he's on a partnered team too. Ig the roster on redbull won't be the one for the 2025 season

So they'll have someone sub-in for redbull homeground play ins?

you can never be tenz 😔

😔

2024 Bleed was the concord of valorant. Huge investments and deathly awful results

why do these ascension teams have such a severe liking for 17 year olds with an unfair amount of skill on the game

what if somehow galorys or 2game win

But johnqt + zander + n4rrate(potentially) + zekken is such a juicy combo on paper 😔

to lowkey hope M80 don't make it so we see zander potentially reuniting with johnqt on the sen roster?

I love this copypasta because it reminds me of this dude at my old job who said he didn't like valorant because "it looks like an animation". I knew I was talking to a donut.

He later got mad and defensive after I asked him what he thought an "animation" was.

I agree with that. Though I don't agree with Tenz just being a "guy with good aim". Plus I didn't really care what you were on about i just wanted to poke a little fun at your name :P

I agree with the mobile gaming market part, competitive mobile gaming is pretty damn huge here.
I know since I live in Asia and the kids here are damn annoying with it too. They call themselves "Esport players" because apparently you become one if you play a game that has a competitve side to it...

Nice analysis mr ValAnalist

I saw on youtube valorant mobile had match MVP animation for each agent. that shit is cool asf i think it'll be cool if it comes to PC

He will last forever in my heart 😔

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? I TOLD YOU NOT TO REDEEM IT WHY DID YOU REDEMM? NOW YOU SEE WHAT I WILL DO

<3

<3

brother he isn't dead

o7 bald king

GOOD THINGS DONT LAST FOREVER

I did not expect him to fully retire..what a day

O7 bald king

I appreciate you considering me respectable

ah yes the -pancada +pancada

😳

GOAT? thanksss :)

Coach Kaplan here.

The past season has been our best franchised season yet. We won another LAN and had a great finish at Champs. This means we'll take another 2 years being god awful and only then come back to top tier form.

Thus we've signed the entire 2023 Global esports roster for the next 2 years.

Let's get to work.

[some random ass bollywood song plays as the players are revealed]

NOT THE CURSED CHAIR AGAIN

Hey don't do that you are loved by many (i will do it before you do)

"who" is better than braindead so i'll take it

GREAT TAKES? i am honored

I can be rather silly at times :P

allat emotional rollercoaster just to be put in "idk" lol

I think Rob moore said in a video with wyatt that marved wanted to go back to his old core and thus joined NRG in the start of 2024

he was gonna retire last year but kyedae convinced him to go one more year. smoggy did nothing

:)

I did not realize I was annoying 😔

edit: wait nvm lmao the link shows me my own tierlist and i had put myself in the annoying tier