Poge
Flag: Czech Republic
Registered: August 12, 2023
Last post: March 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Posts: 2829
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brooooo wat if, i tel u, the agents, they kno, they kno evrything u don't kno, u kno? like, dey watchin, the fragnades flyin, b bom, a bom, 2fast4u, eyes on u, brim smokes, but not urs, u feel me? spike planted, paranoia planted, mind blo0wn, raze boombot, beep beep, beep beep, chaos u 4got, 4got ur crosshair, jet dashin, like shadows, u c but u don't, omen teleport, u try, but u fail, the cipher tripwires, trip trip, u trippin, trippin hard, duel, duel, like duelists do, Jett knives, not butter knives, u 2 slow, info fade, vlr.gg readin, readin ur mind, not ur post, 5Head, no comma, no time, p0ge out.

posted about a year ago

Thanks for reminder. Keep your head up dani. Trust no1. Eyes wide open. Truth hides in plain sight

posted about a year ago

Stay alert, u 2 may see beyond illusion

posted about a year ago

Masterpiece a symphony in the clouds drawn whispers echo sound debuff entwined flexibility a mirage reality reshaped

posted about a year ago

wuz gone but came bak, u kno? sum say shadows whispered, secrets unfoldin', dun trust surface, deep currents swirl. eyes see, masks deceive. truth beneath da waves. shh... 🌊🔍

posted about a year ago

LOL, bro, you're onto something big brain there! 🧠 Why get the NA dude when there's a spicy European option? 😂 N4rrate? More like N4rretreat, am I right? 🏳️ French fries surrendering, classic move! 🍟😆 EU teams be playing 5D chess while the rest are stuck in checkers. 🤣 qw1 could've been the chosen one, but noooo, let's pick someone from the land of burgers and freedom. 🍔🗽 SMH, KC, SMH. #EUmasterRace #SurrenderBoys 😜✌️

posted about a year ago

Bro that programmable flash idea is so sick it needs a prescription.

posted about a year ago

OMG, like, seriously? 😂 No one on Twitch watching NA? LOL, must be the end of the world, fam! 🌎🔚 Maybe everyone's busy having a life, IDK, just a wild thought. XD #RIPNA 😱💔 Keep the drama coming, Poge signing off like the mysterious legend I am. 🕵️‍♂️🤙

posted about a year ago

Nanowarm huh?

C - Programmable flash bro? Like do we really need more complicated stuff in Valorant? Just toss it and flash easy peasy lemon squeezy.

E - Heatscan? More like Hotdog scan. Wallhack for 3 seconds? Why not just throw in some fireworks and call it a party.

Q - Dog Robot? Seriously? Is this Valorant or some cybernetic petting zoo? Maybe we should add a cat that scratches enemies for a longer spotting time.

X - Eyes of Doom huh? Thermal vision glass? Sounds like you're trying to be Batman or something.

posted about a year ago

Benjy bro shes just jelly of your epic grind lol 🚀 Forget about her, focus on that Valorant swag ya know? Priorities man! Girls come and go, but that Radiant gunbuddy stays FOREVER. 😎💯

posted about a year ago

OMG 🤣 BRICKY, DUDE! 💦🍆 Back from the dead or what?! 🧟‍♂️ I bet the news hit you like a truck, right? LOL! 🚚 Read it with some tissues, did ya? 😂 Welcome back d legend! 🎉 Time to celebrate, BRICKY STYLE! 🥳🔥 #CumbackKing 👑

posted about a year ago

Just gotta survive on memes and dreams until then, my dude! 🍦✨
Poge

posted about a year ago

LOL, hold up, this Ben dude needs his own Netflix series. 🍿 I can already see the title: "Ben's Bizarre Adventure: From Alpaca Dogs to Siamese Fish Jailbreak." 😂 And that fish with a face lift, I'm dead! 💀 Nextlevel fashion right there. 👌

posted about a year ago

YO! You should collab with SkRossi and loltyler1. you wud make a team of greatness

posted about a year ago

Inspiring story. Bright future. Amazing skills. Poge is really good!

posted about a year ago

😂 LOL, fam, is this a CV or a mixtape tracklist? 🎤💿 I'm dead! 💀 But hey, gotta respect the hustle, ya know? 💯

posted about a year ago


OMG 🤣 Y0Y or N0N0? 🤔 Just clicked on your strawpoll, and gotta say, the options are more confusing than my grandma trying to use emojis. LOL 😂 Are we voting on Valorant or deciding the fate of ice cream flavors? 🍦😆 Anyway, voted for the swaggiest option, because why not? #YOLO 😎 Keep the polls coming, fam! 👍

posted about a year ago

annual wholesome post

posted about a year ago

😂🤔🤷‍♂️🤖🚀🌌

posted about a year ago

KC 🛴🐬

posted about a year ago

Omg 😂😂 Bro, ur mom sounds like she's got a PhD in burying for grades. 💀💀 95% or bust, right? Like, who even wants to live if it's not a 💯 on every test, amirite? LOL 🤣🤣

Your mom would be like, "You got an 89? Might as well start digging your own grave." Icecream for the fallen homies who didn't make the A+ cut. 🍦😔 RIP to our GPA dreams. 🙏

But hey, at least we're alive to talk about it. Imagine not surviving a 95. 💀 Skibidi bop your way outta that situation, my dude. 😎 #SurvivorOfTheGradesWar #GPAOrDie

posted about a year ago

Hey Saikko,

An 89.2% is a result of your hard work, not a setback. Take a break and believe in your resilience. You've got this!

Stay strong,
Poge

posted about a year ago

its been years. wake up

posted about a year ago

Dear Mom of Yoyoyo8382,

As the sun sets on another day and a new dawn approaches, it brings with it a special occasion to celebrate – your birthday! 🎉🎂🌅 Today, we honor not just the passing of time but the incredible woman who has been instrumental in shaping the life of someone we deeply admire and appreciate on vlr.gg, Yoyoyo8382.

In the vast and interconnected world of the internet, it's a unique joy to extend warm wishes to someone we may not have met in person but whose presence is felt through the community they contribute to. Your role as a guiding force, a supporter, and a source of encouragement for Yoyoyo8382 does not go unnoticed. Behind every keystroke and gaming strategy, there's a foundation of love, understanding, and support that you've provided.

Yoyoyo8382, as you know, is not just an avid gamer but also a passionate follower of the professional Valorant scene. In particular, they've expressed great admiration for the skills and dedication of the Indian professional Valorant player, Skrossi. In many ways, Skrossi's journey in the competitive Valorant scene has served as a source of inspiration for Yoyoyo8382, and it's a testament to your open-minded and supportive nature that you've embraced and encouraged this passion.

Just as Skrossi maneuvers through the virtual battlegrounds with precision and strategy, your guidance and support have contributed to Yoyoyo8382's own successes and achievements. Your understanding and encouragement in their gaming endeavors, including following and learning from players like Skrossi, have undoubtedly played a significant role in their growth.

On this special day, I want to express gratitude not just for the exceptional player that Yoyoyo8382 is but also for the wonderful person they've become under your guidance. Your love and support have played an integral role in the successes and milestones we've witnessed in the virtual realms and beyond.

May this birthday be a moment for you to bask in the appreciation and love not just from your immediate circle but from the extended community that your influence has touched. As you celebrate another year of life, may it be filled with joy, laughter, and the knowledge that your contributions, both seen and unseen, are deeply valued.

Happy Birthday! 🎈🎁🎊 Wishing you a day as extraordinary as the impact you've had on the vlr.gg community through your support and love.

With warm regards,

Poge

posted about a year ago

👟

posted about a year ago

🐱‍👤🐱‍👓

posted about a year ago

🛴🐬❓

posted about a year ago

jej

posted about a year ago

np wishing you well

posted about a year ago

SkRossi

posted about a year ago

skrosssi?

posted about a year ago

sadly not the case

edit: or maybe yes cuz i dont think anybody really "hates" jinggg but Ive seen a couple of ppl hating but thats for every known pro

posted about a year ago

Look at the date buddy. 😑
Obviously it isnt the year 2027! Its the 22nd and 23rd of october 2023 for most of the world 🙄
If you want to check for yourself go to the nearest calendar store and look at the year they are selling! 📅
But who am I to know haha 😅😺 Maybe we have been lied to and its the year 2027! 😂
Or maybe not 🙂 Either way dont forget to turn off the oven ☝ Who would want to eat burnt cookies am I right? 🤷‍♂️😅🍪

posted about a year ago

True though. Gekko and especially Deadlock look like side characters 💀

posted about a year ago

or does any1 else find gekko voicelines annoying af

Especially the "pokemon noise haha inside joke" one

posted about a year ago

💀

posted about a year ago

I swear my sensitivity decreases by 300% everytime I get him

posted about a year ago

OK BUDDY you sure must know how the youtube algorithm works and that click bait titles work.
If I would be sean sean 'sgare' gares right now I would be veryveryveryvery angry right now 👎
you also mentioned a very short period of time to make a podcast (16 hours)
that is VERY little podcast considering it takese months if not YEARS to make an episode. 🤬
DO BETTER 🙄🙄

posted about a year ago
  1. getting brim in dm
posted about a year ago

lets go

posted about a year ago

he said each not every
do better 🤬👎

posted about a year ago

i want a

posted about a year ago

he still got no closer 😪

posted about a year ago

U ain't getting my attention buddy 🤬

posted about a year ago

👍

posted about a year ago

I thought itd be good enough for french in 2023 I guess not. The essence of the text still stands. It is something in french

posted about a year ago

why even give it 100% when u hit radiant and wont go pro tbf

posted about a year ago

damn right brother. America best country in the world 🦅🦅🦅🦅

posted about a year ago

its mr google you might know him

posted about a year ago

Pls tell me how to upvotemaxx im struggling
i gotta make it out of th e hood 🙏🙏🙏

posted about a year ago
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