Patoow14
Flag: Brazil
Registered: March 10, 2024
Last post: February 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Posts: 327
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robert horry also won against allen iverson being impactful but is he better?

posted 3 days ago

na?

posted 3 days ago

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posted 3 days ago

john havlicek is not the greatest basketball player ever

posted 3 days ago

not yet, by the end of split 1 theyll be the best team in americas

posted 3 days ago

arma de newba

posted 3 days ago

absolute shooter

posted 3 days ago

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

posted 3 days ago

british servers everyone plays knifes out

posted 3 days ago

you are silver 3

posted 3 days ago

lebron exists but aspas is great

posted 3 days ago

ASPAS IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH THE GAME, DON'T EVER DOUBT HIM, YOU DB.

This man could 1v9 with a Classic and a dream. He breathes different air. Oxygen turns into pure skill the moment it enters his lungs. You put aspas in a 1v5, and it becomes a 1v1—because the other four already accepted their fate.

His crosshair placement is scientifically classified as divine intervention. NASA analyzed his flicks and concluded that they operate outside the laws of physics.

Aspas doesn’t warm up; he lets the lobby cool down.

His opponents don’t have bad games; they just had the misfortune of queuing into the Messiah of Mechanics.

If aspas switched to Minecraft, he’d find a way to headshot people with a pickaxe.

If he played CS2, they’d have to rename it Aspas2.

If he played League, Faker would retire.

If he played chess, Magnus Carlsen would uninstall.

Some say Chamber was nerfed because aspas’ presence alone made him a tier 0 agent.

His Jett dashes are poetry in motion. If art museums had esports exhibitions, his clips would be framed.

When aspas dies in-game, it's actually a visual bug.

He doesn't need comms, he doesn't need strats, he doesn't need a warm-up. All he needs is a mouse and a reason.

Aspas could solo queue into a bot match and still find a way to clutch a 1v5. (WE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN)

WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, THE ONLY THINGS LEFT WILL BE COCKROACHES AND ASPAS' IMPACT.

YOU DOUBTED HIM? YOU THOUGHT HE FELL OFF? APOLOGIZE. REPENT. ACCEPT THAT ASPAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIM.

posted 3 days ago

yup, my mistake!

posted 3 days ago

im wrong guys he was good in 2021 i just forgot my bad

posted 3 days ago

he should really retire like how do you not get 10 first kills and not die 320 times when you can just go out alive like wtf

posted 3 days ago

?

posted 3 days ago

yeah i forgot about 2021, i wouldnt say he was good tho he was ok if im not mistaken
(EDITED I WAS WRONG AND I REPENT FOR MY SINS)

posted 3 days ago

it was always lev gameplan, hes the goat

posted 3 days ago

im sure 25k +11 is nothing in a elimination game

posted 3 days ago

he is the only one who had 2 all time years and 2023 he was ok, semen1 and y0y only had one year and became shit

posted 3 days ago

APPRECCIATE GREATNESS, ERICK ASPAS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

posted 3 days ago

hes the only one who kept consistent, NGL i think s0m is the number 2 for na ever

posted 3 days ago

brazillian player making it a 6v4 for mibr

posted 3 days ago

my goat

posted 3 days ago

thats my goat omg thx for the sacrifice

posted 3 days ago

he means the greatest smokes player ever GAMELANDERS NYANG.

posted 3 days ago

w

posted 3 days ago

14-5 fk and 3rd least killed player what the fuck are you complaining about not always it is someones fault bro

posted 4 days ago

o 4x1 contra a sentinels novamente acabou com a gnt, fazer oq, heads up e vamos pra lower run, foda vai ser torcer pra mibr e loud quando/se se enfrentarem

posted 4 days ago

all good

posted 4 days ago

its joever we are against the goat FiNesse

posted 4 days ago

i literally said i was kidding in that same post bro of course it wasnt a fluke what the fuck

posted 4 days ago

HAHUASHSUAH

posted 4 days ago

in aspas we trust

posted 4 days ago

he has that dawg in him dw

posted 4 days ago

AND he was 7th in deaths

posted 4 days ago

lock in existed bro

posted 4 days ago

yeah we lowkey threw, that zekken clutch was the round of the match, cauanzin didnt play split well too, idk, good game either way, lets go for the lower run

posted 4 days ago

2 bala na minha cabeça irmao

posted 4 days ago

hopefully!!

posted 4 days ago

i have literally not said one bad thing about sentinels this entire series, ive only given them credit and of course rooting for loud, theres 50 other brazillians you could go shit for shitting on sen but ive tried to be not biased the entire series wtf

posted 4 days ago

both killed 61, 11-10 on duels with dg winning
both getting first kills with dg going +9

posted 4 days ago

ggs but im lowkey really sad, we should have won pearl, lets learn from our mistakes

posted 4 days ago

im going to kill myself

posted 4 days ago

sempre tem um filho da puta estraga prazeres do caralho ne vai tomar no cu porra

posted 4 days ago

happy birthday!!!!!

posted 4 days ago

you dont understand how we brazillians felt

posted 4 days ago

i literally feel exactly like i felt that day, this is one of the best series ive ever watched

posted 4 days ago

thanks zekken for mentioning the goat IG

posted 4 days ago
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