ParisVLR
Flag: United States
Registered: August 23, 2024
Last post: May 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Posts: 452
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People making these comments legit have no impact on people’s lives.

posted 9 months ago

POV: You never got bullied in high school lol.

( it ain’t that deep bro )

posted 9 months ago

Bro I miss Astra viper 😭😭

posted 9 months ago

Primmie has the aim style of a fish bro. He bobs up and down.

posted 9 months ago

Negative

posted 9 months ago

Wrong example bro.

Fuck that was bad 💀💀💀

You need decent NA players lol

posted 9 months ago

Way ahead of the competion. It doesn’t even look far sometimes. GC players aren’t as advanced yet it’s like putting a high school football player against elementary kids.

posted 9 months ago

Bro you need Americans if you want to win a couple matches next season bro.

posted 9 months ago

Fluorescent shouldn’t be in GC at all. That’s all I am going to say.

posted 9 months ago

I am sorry to say this but GC players aren’t ready for T1. I made a thread about this awhile back, but with all the good talent there is in the market why would teams go look at GC players.

And besides that I don’t think NA GC is that good. Sorry NA

You have the team that won the GC championship and they are getting 0-2 by randoms.

Until the players become as good as T1 pros you won’t see them on any franchised teams.

Don’t call me sexsist or I take part in transphobia. Because it’s just the truth nobody wants to say so.

posted 9 months ago

Getting rid of soulcas was stupid on my op. Enzo and mistic aren’t those guys.

posted 9 months ago

Deadass

posted 9 months ago

2G isn’t qualifying for shit.

posted 9 months ago

Stop getting throwers.

posted 9 months ago

Oh no

posted 9 months ago

Sir your past version of this settlement has nothing to do with the current settlement deal on the table. Please refer to the one I posted above.

posted 9 months ago

Please@ your client sir and get him to respond back to our counter.

Thanks,
Paris

posted 9 months ago

Subject: Request for Discussion on Settlement Agreement

Thank you for moving forward with the settlement agreement.

My client and I feel that the current punishment is quite severe. We would like to propose a reconsideration: could my client have his Canadian flag/status restored in full after two weeks of wearing the international flag? We hope this can be open for discussion and possible revisions.

Additionally, we kindly request that you withdraw the recent legal notice for $15 million.

Thank you for your attention to these matters.

Best regards,
Paris

posted 9 months ago

Subject: Settlement Discussion

Dear [Jing’s Family Lawyer],

I hope this message finds you well.

I wish to address your serious claim regarding my client's "dislike of poutine." I understand the basis of your position, but I believe there may be an opportunity for us to resolve this matter amicably.

My client is a respected member of the Canadian community, and I would like to explore a settlement agreement that could be beneficial for both parties. Would your client be open to discussing this further?

I look forward to your response.

Best regards,

Paris

posted 9 months ago

Hello, Candaman.

I really do appreciate the response.

Might I get an explanation on why my client is being prosecuted from his home country.

The thread you linked earlier didn’t tell the whole story.

Thanks,
Paris

posted 9 months ago

Hello Canadaman, I have spoken with my client and we are asking for the official document with the signings from cloudberry before we proceed.

Thanks,
Paris

posted 9 months ago

Hello, Candaman

The Paris law firm would like to serve you on the grounds of false accusation/slandering my client. (HenBabyH)

Please see the file/proof I have attached.

Your Canadian privileges were revoked on Sep 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM EDT by Cloudberry (https://www.vlr.gg/post/4148465/canadians-come).
https://www.vlr.gg/407911/henbabyh-come

Please act accordingly by sending in your official statement and any witness testimony’s you would like to use to get this resolved.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
The Paris Law Firm

posted 9 months ago

Yes she is a good coach. But her dream run at masters and champs was only possible with demon 1. The main roster was ass

posted 9 months ago

I have a hot take about potter but I would get hella hate for it.

posted 9 months ago

💀💀💀

posted 9 months ago

And you are rocking Canadian + sentinels.

posted 9 months ago

#dorttakesaredog

posted 9 months ago

This was great. Keep it up.

posted 9 months ago

Just say your soft.

posted 9 months ago

Fr

posted 9 months ago

If you aren’t binding your crouch to your shoot button then you are fucked lol.

On a serious note most people use scroll wheel with jumping I think.

posted 9 months ago

Deadass

posted 9 months ago

I tell myself this and then I 140 somebody. I then proceed to go through the 3 stages of depression and then I switch to vandal.

posted 9 months ago

ICE COLD - Sideshow

posted 9 months ago

“I personally think king’s in game leading is one of the best” Rocking a LEV flair. 💀💀💀

posted 9 months ago

FNS as a HC and boostio as an igl would be a nasty combo.

posted 9 months ago

Zander isn’t ranked 1

restarted.

posted 9 months ago

Bro cardio day or split squat think about that for a second. #Bethankful.

posted 9 months ago

Negative shut up.

posted 9 months ago

Bro I don’t understand why LRX has to cook up these ass comps. Like Phx on abyss really.

posted 9 months ago

I hated how they dropped net.

posted 9 months ago

Negative.

posted 9 months ago

My bad G

posted 9 months ago

G2 is a snake ass roster. Unless you ace every game you are getting dropped.

posted 9 months ago

Less on his ult account lmao.

In all seriousness I think he is a good player and should find a team. Only downside is he isn’t a native English speaker.

posted 9 months ago

Dumbest take of the century.

posted 9 months ago

Hop off this Mada shit. I don’t think bro is that good.

posted 9 months ago

BabyJ plays for nothing less than 40 Racks. And that’s 3% of the top for you and me.

posted 9 months ago

o7 to pay respect

posted 9 months ago
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