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coldfish

posted 6 months ago

he’s a stand-in, no?

posted 6 months ago

they knew they weren’t gonna win
so they lost 13-0 so that i can get some extra vfl points on my zellsis pick
so don’t blame them, they did it for me

posted 6 months ago

no problem 😅😅😅

posted 6 months ago

they only matter for ascension teams
for example let’s say m8 are 8th in points and kc is right behind them
if kc wins stage 2, they get the 7 points and overtake m8, and m8 get relegated

posted 6 months ago

tyloo’s spirit is refusing to die

posted 6 months ago

definitely
there’s no shame in losing to edg

posted 6 months ago

we just can win a map against this team
all good though, just need to beat jdg

posted 6 months ago

edg is tyloo’s kryptonite though
we’re 0-18 in maps as of now

posted 6 months ago

win or lose this guy is a beast

posted 6 months ago

we were actually getting decent at the end of split 1 as well
all our losses apart from edg were 2-1 and we beat drg at the end
however i am definitely not complaining now

posted 6 months ago

they took our igl just to bench him instantly wtf is this

posted 6 months ago

every time bro it’s hilarious

posted 6 months ago

yep chances are very low
they need to pray to qual on points now

posted 6 months ago

tyloo and ag are brothers too
let’s go ag

posted 6 months ago

a great world

posted 6 months ago

Unfortunately in the world of competitive sports we are measured by wins and losses. No offense but I'm going to pass on your advice.

https://liquipedia.net/valorant/MCe/Coaching

Maryville Esports
Total Wins: 5
Total Losses: 12
Record: 5-12

Cloud9
Total Wins: 4
Total Losses: 4
Record: 4-4

The Guard
Total Wins: 7
Total Losses: 9
Record: 7-9

Gen.G Esports
Total Wins: 3
Total Losses: 13
Record: 3-13

posted 6 months ago

definitely not
if nova beat ag, and then both stay winless, they'll be 1-4 each, and wolves qualify with 2 wins

posted 6 months ago

i wonder who you aren’t proud of

posted 6 months ago

all of them?
like ALL of them?

posted 6 months ago

group A is looking interesting

posted 6 months ago

no way we’re worried about apeks

posted 6 months ago

yeah, look at #10

posted 6 months ago

they definitely can, 40% is basically their chance of doing it imo (since if they do, they should be placing top 2 ascension easily)

posted 6 months ago

it's a common misconception because riot didn't mention this in their initial video, however here are the official conditions from valorantesports.com

Ascended Team Defends their slot at Ascension

If they qualify for Stage 2 playoffs but fail to qualify for Champions
If they are top 8 in Champions Points but fails to qualify for Champions
If they are the lower performing of two Ascension Teams who qualified for Champions
If they are tied for Top 8 in Champions Points

posted 6 months ago

they do, but i gave them only 40% because they aren't even out of the groups yet, and their opponents are quite tough

posted 6 months ago

China:
XLG - 95% stay
They are already guaranteed to be top8 champ points, so they will go back to ascension in the worst case. They are tied at 11 points with EDG at the top of CN, giving them an extremely high chance of going to champs (they are playing well so probably won't even need the points)

DRG - 60% stay
With the 2 wins in stage 2, they pretty much guaranteed playoffs for themselves. While there is a chance that they don't qualify, it's pretty much impossible. Given that XLG are very likely to make champs, they need to make it as well AND outperform them there, which is extremely difficult to do. In ascension I will trust them to win it again, however, it's a big guess since we really don't know what CN t2 looks like right now

Americas:
G2 - 99.99% stay
They are already qualified to champs, and the 0.01% is the case where they get outperformed by 2G somehow

2G - 10.01% stay
If they don't make it to playoffs, there is still a tiny little chance that they become top 8 on points. They have 1 point, tied with LOUD and LEV. NRG has 2, FUR has 0. So they need ALL these teams to also do very shit, otherwise gg. And even if they do make ascension, the competition will be tough with ENVY and EXL looking dominant, but anything can happen in valorant

EMEA:
Apeks - 0.5% stay
They have 0 points, and are in a tough group. So there's just no way

M8 - 40% stay
They have 1 point, so it's either go playoffs or go home. They have upset potential, but i don't see them making Paris after the loss to FUT. That said, they will have a good chance in ascension if they end up there, especially since 2 teams will probably be qualifying from EMEA

APAC:
BOOM - 35% stay
Despite falling off, BOOM are pretty much locked in for ascension. They've got 5 points already (7th place as of now) and are yet to play ZETA and DFM. Even if they go winless, the only way they don't end up top 8 is if NS gets 2 more points AND one of GE/TS/ZETA gets into top 4 in playoffs (if NS wins 1 or 0 more games, then TWO of the mentioned teams will have to get top 4). So, yeah, BOOM is going to ascension. There, it's tough I think. They really need to get closer to their stage 1 form if they want to stay.

NS - 60% stay
Champs is looking impossible for them. Summing up all possibilities, they need to get top 4 just to have a chance, and even then there are many different scenarios which I'm not gonna waste your time on discussing. Ascension, however, is very likely. They can easily get playoffs, but even if they don't, they have 4 points, so the situation is very similar to the BOOM case where one of GE/TS/ZETA has to go on a generational run never seen before. I think they are just better than BOOM, and will be favorites in ascensions for most people.

posted 6 months ago

🐉 The dragon doesn’t falter, Paris shall fall before its storm 🐉

posted 6 months ago

they’re tejo victims
fell apart after the nerf

posted 6 months ago

damn the switch up on tec…

posted 6 months ago

you might say 100t were DELIGHTED to win today

posted 6 months ago

dafuq

posted 6 months ago

listen to me
i am a tyloo fan so i know how it feels to watch your team be shit
but you are allowed to be happy after a 9-3 half, you’re gonna win stop worrying broskis

posted 6 months ago

what did he do

posted 6 months ago

a scales masterpiece today
🐉The dragon doesn’t falter, Paris shall bow before its storm 🐉

posted 6 months ago

🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

posted 6 months ago

lucas stole his kill i can’t bro 😭

posted 6 months ago

i find it so funny how you’re so consistently wrong 🥀

posted 6 months ago

actually you’re right
g2 is not getting top2 with babybay so there’s indeed no way

posted 6 months ago

they might get to champs through points honestly
very possible

posted 6 months ago

Robbie not shooting okeanos’ body, and the refs are just standing there. Is there any need? what if okeanos was having a good day? Wouldn’t that make him even more happy? That’s too kind, I think riot should start handing out penalties for loser behaviour like this, here are my suggestions.

Strike 1: 250$ fine

Strike 2: 500$ and a public apology

Strike 3: 2 champs points deducted

posted 6 months ago

mibr?

posted 6 months ago

very underrated coach

posted 6 months ago

this should happen but you're forgetting that this is group stage right now so c9 will go unbeaten

posted 6 months ago

they go to ascension if they are top 8 on champ points as well

posted 6 months ago

i never stopped 🐉🐉🐉
no joke though team secret will do the funny again and beat geng or drx
it’s written in the stars

posted 6 months ago

we’re just saying whatever now huh

posted 6 months ago

not a fluke, it’s just that AG = FNC
it’s that shrimple

posted 6 months ago
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