Bro really brought up ivs and evs as if they only started existing now

Best: mr_goudas
worst: all shitmericas and shitmea flairs

Xdddd

C9 spent all their money on loltronic and godfecto

Shitmericas: all
Shitmea: every manager making the roster moves. Seriously, who the fuck thought rodgor igling english with jampee and soulass was a good idea?
0trophiesPAC: Idk botssi or something
China: woo zee

Asc1 rn, vcc 5stacks hitting hard on my stats https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/wondrr%23NBH/overview

ur speaking a little too much yappanese there

rest in peace bratan

Boobs legend gaming < EG and t1 ngl, nrgs group was free -fnc but they bottled it cause they’re trash

ScreaM didnt fuck him, KC did. Nivera wouldn’t have made champs without him.

Aint no way sayf is off tl while jampee gets to stay

NRG over FUT when nrg had the easiest group and still didnt qual?

2 global lan trophy vs 0

So why isnt chronicle here

Prime guangzhou giants material here ngl, could beat limexx

IS THIS A MOTHAFUCKIN iM Mihai REFERENCE

Uhhh

Bro meatriding Demon1 🫵🤡💀💀 after he destroy ur team. Where are you when he lose vs PRX in upper bracket final. you made fun of him 1 week ago. 🤡🤡😂🫵

Iaşi

Keeping lowxo is an L move, i hope they poach kr1stal and vici st least so sheygost can go back to playing his comfort role instead of shit sentinel role.

Sheydos-Sheydos-poop1-poop1

They should remove the map and revert breeze changes asap

.96 at champs

Lock//IN MVP was leo + potter clears m0ni

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
🕯️ oh great demon1 🕯️
🕯️ son of EG cUm 🕯️
🕯️ pls save NA 🕯️
🕯️ from these teams 🕯️
🕯️ of bagres 🐟 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

MVP shouldn't be on the winning team if another player who made semis/finals has 1.21 rating to 1.09..... Are you okay?

No one lmao, they all have ~0.1 rating less than alfa leo and demon1. I’d like to see either Less or Leo MVP but it’d likely be demon1 either way unless something crazy happens.

Okay I didn’t know that, thank you for clarifying bro

Excited to see kr1stal here!

He doesnt have to prove shit until the accuser actually comes forward with something that’s damning lol, any lawyer would tell you not to cooperate with an investigation conducted by an authority with no legal power.

Maybe if there was any real evidence to suggest he did it he might have come forward with something

Something played an ok raze in JP vrl, dont know if they’re gonna sign a raze player or maybe someone like vici

KOI’s problems rest upon lolbar lowdementia and starxlow.

Can they supply him with HyperX pajamas?

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Where’s MaKo

Gimmie kangkang

1. lockin top4 teams (drx loud fnc) all made champs playoffs and won a game or two. LOCKIN top teams arent irrelevant.
2. While yes, loud eg prx played better in champs, fnc also played worse than they did in tokyo and lockin. Want proof of this? Chronicle and Derke at Tokyo each had ~1.20 rating. At Champs, Chronicle has .98 while Derke is averaging 1.06 over the entire event. Tokyo FNC would likely have played better (or even won) against LOUD, EG and PRX. Even Alfajer and Leo did not play up to their respective MVP performances. Everyone else got better, while FNC's players stagnated in performance.

yeah? drx loud fnc all champs playoffs, lockin not irrelevant tourney because top teams from there still top teams at champs.

wait really? I thought dorka or chronicle was also up there but ig champs performance knocks them both down, is #1 alfa and then #2 Leo or other way around?

based

who r u 🗿

so fire

I mean there are at least a few players with better overall international LAN stats this year so even then he would make top8 or top5 but not top3 right?

I mean he is right, if u dont come 1st there is no reason to celebrate. FNC coming first in more global LANs than anyone else this year = they had the best season. Simple logic.

Less would never be top2 posting 1 gf 1 top3 finish with 1.15 international rating

So where are Alfajer, Ethan and Jinggg?

Why are you saying this when dog and balls are 15x worse? Sidebren or Achillios Paperthin are the only acceptable casting duos for this game yes, doesn’t mean the na casting talent is any better

Yeah but who tf had fnc losing to nrg and FUT losing 2x to T1 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭