WH OMEGALUL?

Beta division stands no chance kek

What is Venmo?

You're basically a magnet for affection and confusion. Maybe it's time to start a YouTube channel to document these sitcom-worthy moments. 'The Accidental Casanova: A Twin's Dilemma.' I see it going viral already!"

No, I'm currently studying rocket science and I can confidently say navigating to the matches page on VLR is harder than sending a rocket to space.

Fentanyl, Oxy
Demerol, dem are all what possibly got Shock G, Roxy
Codone and lean is probably what got Lil Peep and ODB

Did Hard2Decipher get banned?

Sentinels: Champions

You forgot about skgoatsi

One year and bro has still not gotten over her.

TenZ

You're insufferable.

EDG KEKW

Not really
The rank gets hard reset after every episode. Wait for next act to see how it fares.
But overall playerbase has fallen I believe.

K

WHO?

You're special.

I believe you have some problems with reading comprehension. I never asked for pancada to play, I just called out their unprofessional behavior.

Or let pancada play smokes, TenZ can flex and has more achievements than zellsis.

Zellsis can stick to streaming and twerking in maid outfits.

It's not about who is better, its about unprofessionalism. Imagine you're depressed and I start making fun of your depression in front of your friends to be "funny".

https://twitter.com/Zellsis/status/1756864797411557538
https://twitter.com/DrewSparkR6/status/1756874283756999072
https://twitter.com/Sentinels/status/1754590468879577396

Man I really love TenZ but this team can go fuck themselves. Making fun of a world champion to get some clout points on the internet. Fans making fun on VLR is one thing and his teammates and staff making fun of him on the internet is fucking unprofessional. Zellsis has not achieved anything worth mentioning and now he acts like a big shot. It’s kinda funny, in a not-so-funny way, that achievements now take a backseat to vibes. It’s like saying, “Sure, you’re a world champ, but do you have good vibes?”.

As much as I want TenZ to win, I really despise this fucking unprofessional team for ruining multiple careers for clout purposes.

Edit: its not about who is better or who deserves to be in the main roster, it's about unprofessional behavior from them. You could have just stayed quite but you went out of your way to make memes on him to be "funny".

If you have a good igl and coach you should be able to exploit their weaknesses

This has to be photoshopped right?
No way Sen are losing when they have hype man and vibes are so good.

He forgot about jinggg, my king TenZ (even though he plays controller now), cNed, derke, sayf, zmjjkk.

True, i could link my chess.com ID for you to study it and improve your game.

Bro the season didn't even start and you rated him as the best igl oat.
You're the reason Sen have so many people pray for their downfall.

Fluke

Tarik could be the 'hype'/'vibes' man.

I remember fns switching from kj to Skye on pearl because lurking and igling was difficult. Also then how did LOUD manage to win with pancada's playstyle. Did both less and pancada lurk?
Also how do you know pancada's English is bad, have you ever spoken to him? I don't think you need Shakespeare's level of English to communicate in game

Don't forget Shazam too, they brought shroud for clout instead of johnqt and Kaplan when shazam was asking. He had little to no help from Sen

You made it sound like playing passive and lurking is a bad play style. Pancada literally won Champions with this playstyle.

Coach and zellsis should be kicked out first

You could have just added pancada and the results would be so good it would encourage them for further games. You don't need a specific person to be your therapist mid match.

You say it's hard to play with team playing sentinel but then go ahead to recruit a sentinel igl.
Ok this makes sense.

Come back when someone beats TenZ masters Reykjavik record.

Let's assume this is true then they could have gotten a cracked sentinel player from NA and let pancada go.
They are not only compromising the sentinel role player quality but are also ruining ones career by not letting him go.

True, he is ardiss 2.0 but he is sent from C9 to increase their chance to get to International events. He is ruining TenZ and pancada's legacy. He is making sacy retire and making sure zekken never does well . He can stick to wearing maid outfit and twerking on stream.

Just because pancada doesnt say, 'Well done team' he is not meshing with the team?
Ok

Bro pancada could have lurked and johnqt could have played with the team. That was the reason FNS shifted his role to play with the team on multiple maps.

It has to be because of these 2 reasons:

1. Zellsis: I don't understand the whole "hype" man thing. We could have just put pancada back on smokes and played so well we wouldn't need a "hype" or "vibes" man. Also people here compare him to erwin from AoT. Bro he is not some anime Mc, who shouts 'Well done boys' and rest of the team gets hyped up and perform beyond their limits or he gives a motivational speech when the team is down 10-2 and the team goes ahead to win.

2. Kaplan: I don't know how people have forgotten an underwhelming last year. No anti strat, nothing changed after timeouts and I don't even remember any strat they played which is worth mentioning. He has to get kicked if they can't make it to Madrid this is literally his last straw.

Man I hate how sentinels org and these mfs are ruining my king TenZ 's legacy.

P.S. I don't believe in Sacy too but he is fine ig.

Doesn't matter what my king TenZ plays, he will dominate.

EMEA better. That's all you need to know

True, he wasn't even the best player in his own team in Champions 2023 stats wise

No
Next request

Bro it's not that deep they themselves admitted their rankings were based on the video made by Ryan central and ascension. So take it with a grain of salt.

🧘‍♂️ meditate and do yoga

If it doesn't work you can just jerk off and go to sleep.

Yes
Next question

If you're talking about the online world the anonymity gives them the power to show their true selves. But I bet more than half of these people irl won't treat you wrongly like they do online.

So I believe what you see on the internet is their true self which they are hiding from the real world for different reasons.

But there is a plot twist
Kj breaks up with raze and her long forgotten crush on viper is revived in her. So she and you are always fighting for viper but after a while kj realizes how desperate you are and turns straight. You're now dating kj and viper is taken by omen.
The End

You will win in anything and everything if you stop spamming the same thing every few hours and go outside.