MourninggStarr
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Registered: January 21, 2022
Last post: November 24, 2024 at 9:48 AM
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not a hot take

posted about a year ago

better than prx

posted about a year ago

f0rsaken is okay, he has some impact here and there. mindfreak though, this guy cant even get his 1 kill most of the time, his lurks are shit, no aim AND no brain, sad.

posted about a year ago

-mindfreak
+bangzerra

posted about a year ago

YO this team is DOGSHITTTTT

posted about a year ago

it's actually thwifo

posted about a year ago

d4v41 igl is goated?

posted about a year ago

Asuna cause his style of aiming is nutty to watch
Stellar because he's the most beautiful specimen to touch valorant

posted about a year ago

WillFPS >>> something

posted about a year ago

hmm, the only thing that would make fnatic better is an IGL who is not only good at calling, but can also keep up with the rest of the team at fragging. However, no such player exists right now and boaster is the best piece for fnatic

posted about a year ago

no cap, flor >>>> newzera

posted about a year ago

Actually DSG Will REALLY makes sense, since yay cant play raze, Will is a goated raze

posted about a year ago

nah stewie has been to open about his trials with DSG, implying that he was rejected

posted about a year ago

no cap, it might be BabyJ... or maybe Will

posted about a year ago

right? they look like the best CN team

posted about a year ago

People were so quick to clown on 100T when these two had a close series, but didn't want to admit that FUT could be good. Well look at FUT now, probably right behind NAVI and FNATIC as the best teams in EMEA

posted about a year ago

best in terms of stats? maybe, but surely the team knows that too and is only making changes because they believe it will be good for the team.

posted about a year ago

NiSMO clears all

posted about a year ago

CAKE W

posted about a year ago

Disguised
yay

posted about a year ago

OMG BUYING NOW!! 📈📈📈📈

posted about a year ago

what stocks should i invest in

posted about a year ago

Botcas and Redbot will go -20 each, no chance

posted about a year ago

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

posted about a year ago

damn i clicked the link and my twitch became japanese, at least you're a real flagger

posted about a year ago

it's unlikely that these top 4 would lose to the other 6, but possible i guess

posted about a year ago

the fact that they won against 100T is actually really big. i think they are expected to lose against NRG, LOUD, and LEV and probably FURIA too, and that's fine because the top 4 in Americas are basically locked. They now need to beat C9, EG, KRU and MIBR to secure 5th, but can lose one of those games to secure 6th

posted about a year ago

When will this update translate kick in for competitive play like VCT?

posted about a year ago

thanks

posted about a year ago

by the community, of the community, for the community, but the community is retarded

posted about a year ago

holy derke was so shit back then

posted about a year ago

brother needs to stick to coaching lmao, all this twitter beef while your team is in shambles is not a good look

posted about a year ago

Team OVERHEAT

Jinggg
f0rsakeN
something
Pathipan
Foxy9

posted about a year ago

Incendiary bullets, of course.
We all know dementors wear that black cloak; well guess what, that shit is the most flammable material in all of Harry Potter. Shoot it with incendiary bullets and watch it burn to high hell.

Dealing with 100s of dementors at once? Well, meet the M2 flamethrower.

posted about a year ago

Harry Potter? Yeah of course you can criticise that bloke. HE DIDN'T CARRY AN M1911 FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

posted about a year ago

💦💪BWAHAHAHHAHAH💪💦
💦💪BWAHAHAHHAHAH💪💦
💦💪BWAHAHAHHAHAH💪💦
💦💪BWAHAHAHHAHAH💪💦

posted about a year ago

where is curry?

posted about a year ago

Toast did say that they may make 1 more roster change, so probably one of XXiF/Genghsta is out

posted about a year ago

BabyJ

posted about a year ago

people can judge all they want and say whatever, but this is the best decision he can make given the circumstance (Tier 1 roster lock). Also, toast gave him an "open" contract so he can get out anytime he wants if he gets offers to Tier 1

posted about a year ago

aint reading allattttttt

posted about a year ago

Honestly dont care the hype is just insane no matter what

posted about a year ago

Icebox is bang and asuna playground, so we dont need him

posted about a year ago

BabyJ

posted about a year ago

DSG stolen player

posted about a year ago

bro, one of SEN player is equal to all 10 in value

posted about a year ago

give mikes and stellar time to adapt without seangares, I believe

posted about a year ago

Zombs :o

posted about a year ago

ayrin is doing well considering the shitshow he's been handed 😂

posted about a year ago

zander IGL??? remember he is a smokes player, and SEN already has top two smokes in NA on their team. Also, zander is not IGLing M80.

posted about a year ago
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