Mikejones69
Flag: United States
Registered: May 26, 2023
Last post: September 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Posts: 425
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⚡️🗿 ?

posted 8 months ago

🤡🤡🤡

Trash org that keeps on winning and brings in record viewerships.

Go touch grass

posted 9 months ago

Botssi 🗿

posted 9 months ago

Zekken had more ACS, First Bloods than MiniPoo. (In all maps combined)
He was 18-14 against him (+4)
And most importantly zekken's team won.
I don't know what Op is smoking.

posted 9 months ago

Just Like NRG had 0% chance of losing to Billi Billi.

posted 9 months ago

Cant wait for this boomer's new Youtube Video "The Cheating Side of Valorant" 😉

posted 9 months ago

Fenis is not live

posted 9 months ago

Now I get it why he twerks so much 💀

posted 9 months ago

Players

Asuna
cNed
yay

Coaches

Sykko
Immi
Chet

Streamers

Willius
Jollz
Wardell

posted 9 months ago

There is no second monitor in VCT to snipe lol.

posted 9 months ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 9 months ago

C9 (Yappers)

FNS
S0m
Subroza
Shanks
Dasnerth

posted 9 months ago

It's FNS or Finesse
Fenis is what y0y is to yay no ?

posted 9 months ago

They need to drop Immi aswell that kind of bald buff ain't working.

posted 9 months ago

Johnqt pied Against NRG on Ascent Map 2
But Reversed pied on Map 3 Split.

posted 9 months ago

He started the hate first.
Now it's time to face the sweet chin music.

posted 9 months ago

Classic EMEA Production.

posted 9 months ago

Haha Exactly he's a Manchild.

posted 9 months ago

Absolute Cinema Clears.

posted 9 months ago

Why would he support 🐍 org which fked his career.

posted 9 months ago

Blud gets PTSD from those rape allegations posts on vlr.gg whenever he sees the forum section

posted 9 months ago

johnqt also was shooting bodies against 100T and LEV.

posted 9 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 9 months ago

Agree.
Can stand those Odin Gay spam from cauanzin on Ascent.

posted 9 months ago

Yeah but they got cleared by a collegiate team

https://youtu.be/M2CH_UGELIU?si=aN-MXz5HPybMCwGP

posted 10 months ago

No.

Dawgemo does not deserve T2

posted 10 months ago

Common L Rito small indie company.

posted 10 months ago

S0m is carrying him on twitch.

posted 10 months ago

?????? 💀

https://streamable.com/y7xria

posted 10 months ago

Zellsis is not live

posted 10 months ago

Even Dawgemo Clears that fraud on Omen

https://youtu.be/ieqAeTsrZjA?si=bz4Ue8EohNVbmkxN

posted 10 months ago

Syyko

posted 10 months ago

Why is it unlisted ? LMAO

posted 10 months ago

Club House

posted 10 months ago

Saw him fail twice against Billy Billy.

posted 10 months ago

Bro there is one guy who uses Pen 💀

posted 11 months ago

Fenis is not live

posted 11 months ago

No one cares who clears who

The fact is that Fenis is staying home meowing, tping with his kitten S0m

While

Demon1 will be playing alongside Optic Core in VCT 2024

posted 11 months ago

Let's TP My Kittens By lil Pujan "Fenis" Mehta ft. S0m

posted 11 months ago

เราไม่ควรมุ่งความสนใจไปที่สิ่งของทางโลก แต่จงคว้าทุกโอกาสที่จะพัฒนาตนเองให้เป็นมนุษย์ที่ดีขึ้น เพื่อประโยชน์ของมนุษยชาติ 🗿

posted 11 months ago

Let's hope he doesn't do this sh*t again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSrs17ikp2Y

posted 11 months ago

Any username u like but don't make these one

Her Jett
Her Sage
I miss her

posted 11 months ago

MAD Lions in VCT Tier 2.

posted 11 months ago

+

posted 11 months ago

It's ardiis with that loud Bro Bro Chant

posted 11 months ago
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