I am so impressed by the level of competition that I’m packing up and moving over from Florida. EMEA is now the official Michael Mouse Region.

Pretty sure MLK said that

He dares call out my boy?

“Mickey Mouse” situations + SHITMEA dickriders

This just isn’t right!

He will have to change name to babyminiboo, since miniboo is his daddy

Sorry, winning my trophies doesn’t start an “era”

The king has no time for washed tier-2 losers

I’ll see you all there!

Cook them, king

Counterpoint: just aim better

Washed team, they can’t even make it in my region?

Stop the yapping, just shoot his head.

Unfortunately they get dragged down by being grouped into EMEA…

My favorite team!

Best icebox in my region!

He boomed us…

they're playing in the easy region btw

Check boaster TikTok to see what they’re doing

He has a job at my parks when he retires later this year!

FNC fans were mad at SEN for prepping too much in Madrid… and now FNC will only win the map they spent a month antistratting TH on

I have a castle that boaster can twerk in if he doesn’t make it to champs

Fraudnatic is my team! They win all my events

To be fair, the shock dart is a complex mechanic. Only highly skilled players like c0m are able to use it effectively

They play just like me fr

Dedicated to my region

Not at all, they pay a pretty penny to visit my parks!

Cool, thanks for sharing. Wasn’t talking about that

“Top tier” bro they didn’t even make the top half of Madrid 🤣

Mickey Mouse region

Glad KC made it back home, they look much more comfortable here

Bro belongs in my region!

Bad look when EMEA pros are compared to gold NA ranked players

Very unfortunate how far they’ve fallen

Skill issue

Colonialism still strong here

It’s not funny anymore… EMEA has become so uncompetitive it’s just sad now

Come visit my parks for a chance to see the teams in person!

Double-minor region is crazy

Fabric fans are afraid to buy event tickets because they won’t qualify

Both of his “trophies” are mine

Sorry, I sponsored the production team but good talent is hard to find in EMEA

Yapping from home

Official GKeepItReal W count:

Very true, EMEAs trophies belong to me

I don’t know this “Madrid” you speak of. I am not associated with it in any way.

EMEA is mine

That’s my region!

I love the competition in EMEA! Every team in the region is so competitive!

Never post on vlr again