net better

did you forget that engh coached tsm in na t2 last year and they were shit

mitch is good

EG 2-0 G2 13-7 13-6

neT wins these

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

that would be awful. i always play with my friends and my main account is too high rank. what should i do then

Prelude
Recon

aspas was their best player so you werent

M80 2-0 TSM

i still trust in tex. he will bounce back in split 1

this might be the worst take of all time

i forgot about him bc he isnt playing in emea 💀

Masters Madrid is the first international event where no Russian player qualified for

M1 2021: wippie (couldnt attend)
M2 2021: nats d3ffo chronicle redgar sheydos
Champs 2021: nats d3ffo chronicle redgar sheydos
M1 2022: suygetsu shao braveaf (all couldnt attend)
M2 2022: suygetsu shao
Champs 2022: suygetsu shao
M1 2023: Suygetsu nats redgar chronicle shao
Champs 2023: nats redgar chronicle shao cloud suygetsu

Forgot to do it yesterday

Day 10 of asking for Guard flair

Day 9 of asking for guard flair

I know but why is this guy happy for alexis and not happy for moose

but the team is only gonna get better over time since it was first tournament with leaf. if they change roster again would be insanely stupid

i mean they got 5th in kickoff which isnt bad. im pretty sure they could qual to champs with neT.

surely they care more about winning then about money bc without net they are not qualifying to any international events

why are you happy for alexis tho

if they keep net they are easily better than krü and c9

bro did not watch any guard game last year

they dont even need a fix. they can easily qual for champs with that roster

G2 is easily top 3 in their group if they keep neT.

when they drop net they are gonna get 4th and miss playoffs

no one is better than net

day 8 of asking for Guard flair

G2 shit org dropping net

i agree

Net is good wdym

that might be the worst roster move in the history of valorant if true

0/8

Click exists bro

bro did not watch any The Guard game

g2 is actually stupid. there isnt even an upgrade they can get

net would look like the next demon1 if he played in eu tho

THATS WHY WE NEED GUARD FLAIR. I AINT USING G2 FLAIR WHEN THEY DROP MY BOY NET

g2 stupid

day 7 of asking mods for guard flair

that was me 💀

I got banned for no reason 😭

day 6 of asking for Guard flair

Lev fnatic sen m8 kc

day 5 of asking for guard flair

day 4 of asking for guard flair

blud thinks ranked matters

yay did not decide that they get kicked

i dont know. maybe heretics will be better with woot but there is also a chance that thes will play worse if they add him

beat prime optic, who were the best team itw at that point

wippie isnt that bad

not the same. guard 2022 was something different

kp0