I know, but can you confirm if she got that person's trail?
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I know, but can you confirm if she got that person's trail?
this is what goodass needs…
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off.
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check the discussion in that post and search "valorant" in the page. You'll see why
I am afraid VALORANT is pulling ahead in this race, good update though!
P.S. Why is there a clown next to my name? I just think that CSGO would be so much better with abilities like VALORANT! I'm sorry you people cant take constructive criticism!
No. Once, someone got a 99 cent water bottle and they handed me a $100 bill to pay for it. And they were the first customer of that day.
BTR Fanclub getting signed? Since svL left the team, it may bring Clear with them and get signed?
Probably myself. I always have the worst takes that anger people :(
I CALL RYAN 📞 THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞 FOR IMT 👑 PLAY AGAINST T 1️⃣ IM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW. HE ZOOMED HOME, ZOOMED HOME, HOPS ON, TOP FRAGS. THAT BOY DIFFERENT.
surely everyone knows the goat JustEnjoying
I can’t say it when ayass is here
You as well. Glad you disagreed with that one guy that adores fentanyl
nice bait yesshitskii
they didn't have panday. instead they have soto. I wonder what happened to panday
Not with the 16 hours of “work”, Joblesskiii.
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Oh no. Based_User called NA a bad region. How on earth will NA continue?!? 😱
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