Ik know that , I just trying to feel better after xerxia got knocked out

Fpx are eastern European and anyone on that team(yes even angle) can 1v5 GE , there's nothing wrong abt critiquing SA when we are shiting the bed , this thread was just not the place for it

I made this theard to make my self and other depressed asian fans feel better , and it clearly did not work

Am I not allowed to wish?

And I'm trying to cope Over it , let me RIP and be delusional for a while mate plzzzz

CONTEXT

In ur dreams + just let me cope over xerxia man pls

Based

I am ur step dad

I'm literally trying to support u guys tf are u malding at me for???

No I was talking abt the I word

South Asia yes , but sea and sa have very strong cultural ties+ we're still Asians at the end of the day

Doesn't matter we'll get there eventually, and it would be easier if apac is the best when india gets its head out of its ass

Thats cause of u guys + America lives rent free In ur head

Idc

We have the largest player bases

The most based fans

The most mechanically talented(consistent)player pool in the world

And the growth culture and mindset , APAC and east Asia may fall this champions (drx , '//,eta and prx are still on tho so stfu) but 2 years from now , u arrogant western fools will quiver at the mention of the east just like In lol and Ow

Celebrate guys , and enjoy these sweet victories , cause this won't last

#APACrising

• Kk0bra , The demon of valorant

Edit: I'm talking abt apac and east Asia why are we talking abt SA , IK india is trash , in game and irl and unfortunately (for me) it's not going to change so pls stop bitching abt india

Also edit: why the fk do u guys hate india so much??

Liquid : make sure scream and jamppi are feeling good, play slowly, don't overthink against prx , just play back and play slow(yes again)and jamppi needs to not op as much for this game on defense but an attack op for the way prx play would be a nice touch

Prx : need to let the finger of w for a bit (especiallydefense), spend some more time in dms and aimlab, try yoru on more maps?? Idk but I have been thinking abt this for a while and yoru on haven and icebox has fundamental legs to stand on imo , w key harder on attack

Yeah but tenn needs to step up and zeta need to settle the nerves

Also I think they should lean into the double op considering how good laz and dep have been

Balls

Ultra common subreezy gigabyte W

Music doesn't lyrics to sound good

Every lofi listener (me)

🍕

It's called oriental obsession

U see this with anime to , it's not bad on it's own but it can get pretty fucked up pretty quickly

Idk If ur farming impression, but hey good for u mate, not a lot of ppl can find satisfaction in ur situation

U try that in Korea the chaebols will disappear u like nothing happened

Tf is melser doing here???????

And melser better forsake and ardiis is bs

Rly???? , u think alan walker is that bad??

Also u need to be a wee less crazy bro

Hair : black and refuses to conform to any hairstyle (still figuring that mess out)

Height: 5'9

Fav artist : Alan walker

Favorite sport : valorant (yes I need to get a life , but if u insiston sports then football)

Very Extroverted

Social media : vlr(yt or maybe insta but I don't use social media much except for vlr cause I dgen)

Say u didn't watch the 1st game without saying u didn't watch the 1st game

Onic would have definitely done better , cause boom were just donating first kills, and berserx had the worst tournament I have seen from an entry

Berserx < monyet

Wait isn't crow igling?

The entire point of this game is to entertain

But xset and xerxia were still awful

Pls stop jinxing drx , we all want them to win don't we

Tbh they play valorant the best way In the current meta , but they aren't the perfect valorant team rn , I think that PRX , Optic and 100t are more perfect but FPX have the biggest clutch factor and they consistently innovate and make great ideas which is why they are the best

Tl Dr, u don't have to play perfect valorant to be the best team(yes even better than teams who play closer to perfect style)

Chamber is actually trash , yay is a god , u put him on Jett or make him learn raze u'll get a similar result

Even before the 5.01 nerfs Chamber's NMR was not great and he's already getting replaced on several Teams , Optic lean into it cause they have a Cracked player who fits the agent perfectly

Why did u jinx it u ............ nvm

Pls look up THE NMR WINRATE YAY IS A GOD HE CAN MAKE ANYTHING WORK

Thinking is like sugar in coffee

A good amount of sugar is needed to enjoy a good coffee

Put to much sugar u might as well die form diabetes

I'm with u mate, I'm with u 🥺

I did but the last map kind consumed me(I'm still mad abt that)

Tbh after see this game tho , I won't be that surprised if dgzin and Kahlil destroy fnatic

Typically boaster and mini are pretty good when it comes to the strats and igling

But my god fantic's igling and strats are worse THAN UR GIVING THEM CREDIT FOR THIS GAME , IM MALDING SOOOO HARD RN

Now that I think abt it , fnatic now look like a slightly better liquid

Terrible ideas and igling but carried by individual performance and pop off moments

IDK what has gotten into boaster and mini but my god this is the worst valorant I've seen from fnatic since pre derke , none of the fnatic sauce(creative executes , great set plays, everyone steping up , reading the meta 10 steps ahead of everyone), terrible ideas , everyone except derke and alfajer are playing like they golds In a immo lobby(ie they're fucking scared to take any duels) , not willing to consistently increase the pace and indecision that makes Me look like a good IGL FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!

Fnatic haters pls roast me ,the fans and the team we are terrible

FNATIC PLS GET UR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER IM ACTUALLY LOSING MY FUCKING MIND 🧠🔫AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fnatic haters pls roast my miserable existence

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Terrible defensive setups(BAD b link holds , inability to resist 100t manipulation of the map, not able to abuse 100t inability to watch flank with out dedicating an entire body to it , improper use of the neon , no great set plays)

A absolutely non sensible way of buying shields, especially in the later rounds , WTF IS WRONG WITH MINI AHHHHHHHH??

Not taking advantage of the holes on mid

The rounds they won needed A good amount of individual crucial gunfights being won (which is not great cause then ur not playing the percentage)

Boaster pls u are better than this 😔

I'M GOING INSANE, FNATIC PLAY LIKE AN ACTUALLY GOOD TEAM PLSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

I wake up and I see both apac teams getting clapped , wtf how did this happen??????

Someone pls explain this(edit I'm not asking to get trolled I don't have time I'm looking for answers)

Ohhhh yes daddy yesss

STFU

plus idk I don't see Faze here

L person + I own ur mom

Cloud is still on the roster plus u have electronic in cs

Would have won if tehbotol hadn't gone nuclear (God I love cracked asian viper players) , Optic are slow starters so no need to worry for long optic fans

But

Boom boom boom

BOOM BOOM BOOM