How do I partake in this religion? ๐ฟ
Flag: | Philippines |
Registered: | December 10, 2022 |
Last post: | March 25, 2024 at 11:08 AM |
Posts: | 2222 |
Because they are dumber than the dumbss that made the bait post ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
this fat unwanted region has over 4.7 billion people and is still trying to desperately win a trophy to this day for atleast one W against Americas and EU. If you comment on this post, you will be signing the official petition to give support with this ugly region forever under any circumstance (no hate to APAC, no hreads about APAC no trophy, and suppport from here on out), including the orbiting imports that got the russian genes the guy named Something from PRX. I think APAC is extremely shit but to see this actual region with a genuine 0 trophy count trying to rival with other regions is the equivalent to that one cross-eyed band kid at school that would follow you everywhere in which you desperately avoid them because he openly makes discriminatory comments out loud for a trophy.
Unfortunately for me, I also happen to be part Philippines + a big fan of DFM, BLEED, hence my anger towards this region for making teams like DFM look bad for no reason. How can I hype up my fav player Goatssi ๐ and Seoldam on this site without ppl making fun of me because of the region? You know how hard it is to even call Seoldam a top tier player without getting called a clown for calling him better than fucking aspas or smth? This region makes us APAC fans look like a complete joke for having no trophy, worse than literally any other region on this site because of its ridiculous and depressing 0 trophies that no healthy region would have, and I pray for the day the regions on VCT actually do give mercy and give my precious region a trophy.
Again, if you wish to partake in this movement, leave a comment as it would be your signature to this petition in order to give APAC a trophy. REMINDER: If you see APAC play against any non-APAC region, just remember that its almost a certainty that APAC genuinely shit in the playoffs (remember he's the cross-eyed band kid you give mercy to right), so all you need to do is just support + bait for APAC and then move on with your beautiful day.
You should also do some interviews from other users from this site about their view and experience with yessirskiiii
im sorry for saying that pookie ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
So basically i have no skin at all no matter what
I am still a DFM fan just in disguise as Goatssi ๐ fan
I love dfm and they are best goat team ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
he thinks being indian is to be ashamed of
what an ass
I saved big boy ardiis and this is my story.
You know, I know. We all know that NRG lost to BLG on group stage. Well, truth to be told, and Ardiis if you're here, let's come clean now, enough of hiding the hard cold truth to everyone especially the fans. The reason why NRG lost is because of Ardiis. Why? Well look at this photo, https://twitter.com/Demon1___/status/1696216303319883910?s=19 it's Demon1 standing on the desk right? Well if NRG actually tried; they would win Champs 2023 easily. So if that is the case then Ardiis would be the one standing on top of the desk, but unlike Demon1, Ardiis is not as light as he is and would fall and embarrass himself because he was too heavy, the desk would not be able to support ardiis and would fall and break the desk. Everyone in LA would laugh including famous celebrities such as Elon Musk, Ben Affleck, Jaccob Whiteaker and Tyson Ngo; an embarrassment infront of this kind of a crowd is too embarrassing and would cause Ardiis to get dropped. I knew all of this so I'd already warn Ardiis and NRG about this so they intentionally lost to BLG twice for Ardiis' sake. He also gave me a thank you note that says "Bro, thank you bro, bro I appreciate you so much bro for doing this bro, you saved my life bro"
Goatssi ๐ and yay are goated duelists you stupid chipmunk lover
They hate you cause they ain't you ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐
#KissTheRings #AheadOfTheCurve #OneStepAhead #EU
both are goat ๐
yay 2022 ๐ค leo 2023
Kirya and EternalXera are the cutest pookie egirls i know ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ you can shoot me a message if ya want an edate with them ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
It wasnt even prx bro ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ it was against drx you absolute moron ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ plus bro said prime prx ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Nt bro but atleast get the matches correct ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
How does it not make sense when you literally compared Zekken to Demon1? How is Zekken equal to Demon1 can you actually explain what makes them on par with each other?
You also said TenZ vs Marved is heavily debatable? There's a clear gap between the two in terms of smoking. You must forgot that that 32k was just an off-season event.
Pancada > Marved? Did you even watched Americas League? Marved joined and made the team perform better before leaving, where as Pancada, barely got impact, he literally got benched for Zellsis.
How do you even doubt NRG for having no igl but call Sentinels the true superteam for having "stars" even after falling flat for two years despite every change?
that wasnt point tho
my point is that even prx with no igl their players were able to step up and do the calls for the team, any good player will be able to adapt to big changes and a member on nrg taking the igl role is likely no exception these guys have played at the highest level of valorant so idk why would people assume ethan or crashies would not be a good igl at all.
Br fans are all my fellas ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Sen fans are a funny bunch of losers who thinks they're fav team still has hope in being a top team itw ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
A new day is dawning (12 am in ph not pornhub but philippines the worst region in vct)
Day 4:
Goatssi ๐
Dfm will destroy shitmea
How is TenZ vs Marved debatable lmao that 32k game doesnt mean shit when marved dropped 35 on an international major ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Zekken = Demon1 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ bro you're already biased ๐คฃ๐คฃ theres no way theyre equal where one led the team to a trophy while the otherncouldnt even win lcq ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Pancada > Marved you do realize Marved had more impact than pancada ever had on the team even while igling ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
The only debatle one here is zellsis vs victor and ethan vs johnqt ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
"overhyped when they got 0-4'd by blg" Blg would do the same to sentiluls ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Also how is it not a superteam to have world class players just because they have no igl, just because a team has no igl doesnt mean they are bad look at prx they dropped benkai for something and went 2nd in champs while also having forsaken and d4v4i to call when they were never igls at all, if having igls was the case then on paper prx should be a bad team while sentinels roster with dephh should do better but that wasnt the case now wss it๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ it will only take time for ethan to become a great igl ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ stop the cope sentiluls will crumble in 2024
TL;DR: you are a sentilul fanboy and you made a shit comparison
How the fuck will yay catch up to ZywOo when the game he is playing professionally for had only been out for 4 years?
Stop the bait
Stop the hate
Spread love
Spread legs
Yay the goat
@KarmineOrgyWhisperinginyourear69420
and not even 5% of it plays valorant ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ but dont worry baby boy, 3 titles in 2024, 3 titles in 2025, 3 titles in 2026 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ #Apac #Goat #ShitmeaInShambles
shitmea peeing their pants everytime they see bleed, kc and dfm ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Because reykjavik 22 and champions 22 consisted of the same placing (1st americas, 2nd americas, 3rd apac) with or without fpsex and fnadick no sub
and loud was the opponent of NA the winner of champs 22
Just admit the lock in fluke ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
T0nZ/nAts/cNed, yay, Demon1/Leo
You give em NA scallywags a beating ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฑ
I miss his pants ๐๐๐
For now on i will restrict myself from saying botssi ๐ฟ bout time i call him goatssi ๐
This is day 1:
Goatssi ๐
my blud i am 100% pure filipino ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
proof:
I support team secret (they fucking suck, this org should be removed)
I support my filipinos ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ๐ฅถ (i only care for invy, ndg, jremy, and zekken)
I can speak tagalog
I have the flag ๐ฌ
I love my country (i wish i was born on yays country ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ)
I believe philippines will win eventually (Joke region sucky scuk)
I love adobo
baits aside
i aint fake flagging blud
i will bait in tagalog if i need to ๐๐๐
bro said throw when we have dfm who will bring us 3 titltes in 2024, 3 titles in 2025, 3 titles in 2026 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ and the list goes on until riot bans dfm for being too good
edit: 3 titles in 2027 ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
can understand the flag but the flair clears the flair you're equipped with, my baby boy ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ the dfm dynasty clears your fraud region tenfold ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ
It hits different out here. 5 flukes (most by any region) for a reason #NAOwnsOurRegion #KissTheFlukes