I didn't say you can't support them because ofc you can

I'm saying don't shit on other regions and say "your" team is better when it is not "your" team at all

b0lkyL0tt0ce

Region wars on VLR aka "memea" and "assmericas" and "ap0c" and all this bs is genuinely one of the most hilarious things to me

Some kid with a german flag and TH flair for example will be like fuck NA theyre all shit EMEA better when Fnatic and TH (maybe vit) are the only EMEA teams left with... 0 german players... acting like his nation is being represented because theyre from his continent??? Maybe I should support Antarctica because I was born on Earth then???
Then some american kid with a SEN flair will say "memea" or NA diff when his team is comprised of: JohnQT, a moroccan, Sacy, a brazilian, Tenz & Zekken, asian immigrants and Zellsis, your worst player (not saying hes bad) the american. (Not saying Tenz & Zek aren't American & canadian because they are, but do not deny their heritage.)

TLDR: It's a shockingly stupid thing to take part in because in tier 1, teams are comprised of members from everywhere on Earth. They're international puzzles in which the pieces represent the very regions you're shitting on. It's quicker to create a thought than to speak, pls remember :D

EDIT: Basically all of you missed the point and completely misunderstood this post (its vlr idk why i expected differently)
Feel free to support whoever tf you want I couldn't care less
Feel free to hate on whatever region you want I couldn't care less either
I'm just pointing out the irony of region wars
And no I'm not racist and no I'm not anti immigration (if you got those ideas from this post im so sorry but youre actually mentally deficient)
Everyone thinking I called them out in the comments for being competitive are also mentally deficient

enjoy downvotes g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZi1zOio1X8

As much as I want them to win,
Tbh they don't have the map pool to win a bo5 against the best itw

I never said he was

idkmanwth you're so real for this

(dont ask me what this is idk either)

Butch: Oi Hughie what the bollocks is a N0xusN0mad and wot didee do 'o my son?

Frenchie: Nut even I wood dare touche him, degoutant hein

Annie: Even my superhero name has more stars than that creep

MM's shirt:
https://www.amazon.com/Autism-Skeleton-Meme-T-Shirt/dp/B0CD1B9JJG

Kimiko:

moglight *

Pov you have severe autism

He always knew he'd be cooked
bro left the best fans itw and champions league football for a paycheck under ten hag
Bro not even the best bald manager in manchester cmon now

this from you is kinda crazy bro ngl

Frenchie: Zey made what? A boolky letooce? wat is zis nonsense hein?
Kimiko: 👌🤞✌️🤘☝️🤞✌️🤘☝️🤞✌️🤘☝️🤞✌️🤘☝️

Meanwhile M.M's shirt:
https://www.amazon.com/Autism-Skeleton-Meme-T-Shirt/dp/B0CD1B9JJG

common knowledge

-1/8

Id rather listen to vlr podcast than this guy

I dont know you lil bro
Exit from my thread
looked through hours of threads to find this and comment
Look in the mirror

Texture will show you why he is the dreamkiller.

Sick website dude, it looks impressive asf
Wish you the best in your developing endeavours
MAJOR BUMP

I agree viewership would be up, but you can't deny that we'd be more likely to see higher levels of play and more jaw-dropping moments (so to speak) if Geng and FNC were to qualify over sen and kru

would make champs very mid ngl

This couldn't be any more obvious imo

FNC 2-1 KRU
GEN 2-1 SEN

haven't seen anyone say this yet but it feels very evident

I think the difference in firepower is viable to consider it an upset despite recent performance

🤓☝️

I think it's more likely that kru beat fnatic based on roster potential alone
But I also think it's likely vit beat lev because of unforeseen circumstance...

Isn't keznit leaving?

me when I dingle fob nip shart 🫡

I goomed all over my keyboard reading this thread!
Oopsie poopsie!!!!

Your day of reckoning will come when you are trialled in front of the supreme goomcourt

I think you mean what isn't a goomana

jealous you're not getting my goomana

ngl this is actually a goated combo
2 symbols I have undying support for

Dear agentinians on the goomana warfront:

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Goomana is more than just a a VLR rating system; it is a beacon of hope, a catalyst for change, and a testament to our collective belief in a brighter future. It is a solution to challenges that have long plagued bait threads, a promise of a better quality of life for countless users.

I'm sure bruhmphrey's mission is not merely to deliver Goomana; it is to empower, to uplift, and to inspire. With each goomana we can deliver, we are sowing the seeds of progress, cultivating a more equitable and sustainable society for the Argentinian brothers of VLR.

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like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind?

ofc its only right

Do not impersonate the lord of goomana. Ever.

Note: This post was inspired by IaeDlaer so go show him love if you haven't already!
https://www.vlr.gg/387642/the-biggest-what-if-in-valorant-history

What is your biggest What if? moment in Valorant history?

It can be from any move that almost happened or could've happened or shouldn't/should've happened!
Fire away!

N0x0sN0m0d

Aura

Result of match:
https://www.vlr.gg/387643/prx-vs-edg-result-confirmed

Downfragged at a speed of 6707464 kilometres per hour

W bait review.
I review your review a 7/8

7th post is crazy

What does this mean for the future of all goomana economy?

Does anyone else find it insanely random that Sheydos, nAts, Redgar, Chronicle, and d3ffo got more time in the new deadpool movie than on the valorant stage???

Thanks putin.....

Imagine having the same amount of eyes as fade

Lord bruhmphrey does this expert use of detective work and deduction acquire me any goomana? It's my proudest work.

https://www.vlr.gg/387643/prx-vs-edg-result-confirmed

holy shit I would like to thank everyone for supporting me throughout this journey and helping me acquire the hypernova super VLR goomana!!!!!