JawXG
Flag: Monaco
Registered: April 29, 2022
Last post: September 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Posts: 2427
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What is above it? I can't think rn

posted about a year ago

What would you guys consider above it? Not too much is coming to my mind

posted about a year ago

If c9 close this map out, is this top 3 best comebacks in Franchised Valorant's history?

posted about a year ago

Oxy single handedly teleporting fns to the retirement home.
Holy moly.
At least W streamer is back

Edit: I think the nrg players want this to happen. How tf did they just lose that????

posted about a year ago

If my team got shit on with receipts by ChatGPT on vlr it would be over for me

(please don't do this)

posted about a year ago

sus

posted about a year ago

Yes I thought about that but how could it be proved?
They can't make an accusation based off losing a match unless they played fucking sheriff only or some shit

posted about a year ago

Ngl this list is so real

posted about a year ago

I just realised
GenG don't make it to champions only if PRX lose both their first playoff games
PRX are already in champs
So is there anything stopping PRX from throwing their first two playoff games just so Geng don't qualify, eliminating a major competitor?

Edit: This is only the case if GenG lose to RRQ, mb should've been more informed on the subject

posted about a year ago

MIA

posted about a year ago

Fuck it, rank these versions of people based on a category of your choosing.

PRX CGRS
Michaelangelo from TMNT
NV Yay
Joe Biden
G2 Mimi

posted about a year ago

Bro is impersonating JawXG

posted about a year ago

They just rebuilt relax
Truth is they're not the worst t1 team.
Guarantee if MIBR played vs Tyloo I know who would win...

posted about a year ago

Bro is NOT mwzera 😭

posted about a year ago

Karambit lore

posted about a year ago

MIBR tax

posted about a year ago

Gotchu bro check it out

posted about a year ago

W

posted about a year ago

When VLR adds the update walahi I will be there

posted about a year ago

Friendly fire??

posted about a year ago

I think one of the stupidest VLR inventions to this day has to be the concept of a "fluke run".
Tournament teams qualified because they beat the other teams.
It's simple? Tournament formats are made so that qualified orgs deserve their spot.
So you can't say "well you didn't play anyone good", because they literally played a regular season in order to qualify?
A fluke is objectively a one time occurrence (for example if MIBR took a map vs SEN idk?) and not an entire tournament run.
The worst is when people say 'fluke run' for tournament winners who beat the most in-form teams of that time period, like this has to be the most braindead thing to say of all time.

I know it's hard my fellow VLR warriors but please let's try to think before we speak 🙏🗣️

Please open this on half your monitor (or other monitor if ur like that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xWJ0FSgJVE
It's to retain your attention through the text, thank you!

posted about a year ago

Rank These IGLS based off on these categories:

Boostio
Saadhak
MrFalin
Boo
Laz

AIM

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

MECHANICS

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

CALLING

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

posted about a year ago

I am not at all implying top 5 hahahahah

posted about a year ago

GUYS PLEASE HELP

Is one of the best controllers in the world boo?
Or is one of the best boos in the world, controller?

Seriously because if you select king boo on Mario kart you have to use the joystick.
Otherwise why else would the tree frogs be speaking to me in fluent Spanish??

posted about a year ago

:(

posted about a year ago

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling

posted about a year ago

Alpha? That's a name I haven't heard in a while...
Ever since I've taken shelter from the full moon to avoid another... Accident.
It's not just who I become, it's what I become.
The howls, I can still hear them at night.

posted about a year ago

"Um litewally, Geng fweaking suck! They totally fwicking stink and dey are not good!" tips fedora
-Azzelastia, probably.

posted about a year ago

Valyn is not a better omen than mako bro cmon that's too far

posted about a year ago

?????

posted about a year ago

Because of the meta shifts we hardly see much brim nowadays. That being said rank these five brim players on their current mechanics & agent skill.

Boo
Valyn
Cryo
S0m
Shao

posted about a year ago

Rank these Omens on current ability & agent mastery:

Tenz
Mako
Karon
Valyn
Mindfreak

My list if anyone's curious:

1. Karon
2. Tenz
3. Mako
4. Valyn
5. Mindreak

posted about a year ago

Not sure what bro was cooking here

posted about a year ago

allat

posted about a year ago

Rank These Jetts on current ability:

Aspas
KangKang
Zekken
Something
Sayf

posted about a year ago

guys I clicked on the link and now my valorant account region has changed to Somalia and I can't login because it says my password changed...
Can someone help????

posted about a year ago

TS baka 0-0

posted about a year ago

Hello wiki its Jane your caretaker from seven oaks hospital.
Please come back.
I have had to make a VLR account to reach you, please stop running from us, your family and the police.
If you just try the new meds we gave you everything could be so much better for everyone
We're worried about you.

posted about a year ago

Im JawXG

posted about a year ago

Personally I think skRossi (A promising upcoming player from South Asia region) would have a great chance at achieving this Statline on a strong agent such as Jett or Reyna if he had the right support and team around him (for example if/when he signs with Geng/Sen/TH)

posted about a year ago

If I am n0vi fan I would never interact with valorant in my life and be cs super fan

posted about a year ago

Doombros at 4? Bro cmon...

posted about a year ago

Bro a game (Geng TS) goes 1-4 and instantly there's like 5-10 threads diving into what happens now that Geng lost.
Yet... The difference is 3 rounds.... In the first map of a best of three...
This happens all the time you guys need to chill

Edit: Now its 1-7 so its fairly valid now but anything before is kinda crazy

posted about a year ago

Only because Sen dont have to play mibr

posted about a year ago

Yeah

posted about a year ago

All you making these threads shitting on Loud are proving everyone why you have the worst fan reputation
If you are a fan of a team you support and defend them not shit on all your players
If a change is needed then you state it and move on not perma criticise your best players

posted about a year ago

y-ay

posted about a year ago

I know rage bait when I see it.

posted about a year ago
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