JawXG
Flag: Monaco
Registered: April 29, 2022
Last post: June 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Posts: 2277
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are almost at the peak of VLR history.
We are on the precipice of a new dawn.

https://www.vlr.gg/369961/everyone-come-serious
Almost 1,000 downvotes.
Go solidify your place in VLR history and get n0x0sn0m0d to that milestone he deserves.

Until next time brethren. And may god be with you 🫡

posted 9 months ago

and wtf has ishaanko done?

noone knows you lil bro
W list Jaox

posted 9 months ago

your dream is acoustic

posted 9 months ago

xset mentioned!!!!

posted 9 months ago

I don;t think you linked the tier list

posted 9 months ago

calling him smth11 is crazy work

posted 9 months ago

5.5/10

posted 9 months ago

Plushie = anime titties
???????

posted 9 months ago

W rankings fr

Get me in there 🙏

posted 9 months ago

-3/8

posted 9 months ago

Sentinels VS DRX
TH VS Fnatic
Leviatan VS G2
Edward VS Trace

This absolutely sucks, but I guess we'll get a confirmed international final so it could be worse.
Thoughts?

posted 9 months ago

pres·sure
/ˈpreSHər/
noun
1.
continuous physical force exerted on or against an object by something in contact with it.
"the slight extra pressure he applied to her hand"
2.
the use of persuasion, influence, or intimidation to make someone do something.
"the many pressures on girls to worry about their looks"

posted 9 months ago

to be fair there's more than one el clasico
For example in germany theres der klasike i believe which is dortmund vs bayern
Le classique (marseille vs psg)
PSV vs Ajax dont remember the name

But it makes more sense that some are 'derbys' instead of clasicos i guess for example milan derby, north london derby etc

posted 9 months ago

Ofc bro whats the point in useless engagement bait hate its a forum after all

posted 9 months ago

its very possible, just very hard to say because other than KRU, last time DRX played a game vs NA was 100t I believe at RBHG

posted 9 months ago

pretty sure he just means that as of now the best rivalry we had is optic loud but in the future it can change

posted 9 months ago

for your sake i would wish for DRX/TE
TH and G2 are objectively harder matches

posted 9 months ago

What is valorant's "El Clasico"?

It's only been around for 4 years but we've seen some good rivalries so far.
Someone on twitter mentioned it could be Gen.G vs Sentinels
because they are:
1-1 Trophies
2-2 Matches
6-6 Maps

But can you think of a better one?

posted 9 months ago

what category does this fall under out of curiosity?

posted 9 months ago

Because they are futile and nitpicking because they feel attacked for some reason
For example the baiter above me "azureblade" 💀

EVEN THOUGH
I cannot stress this enough, I am pointing out objective irony therefore comments do not necessarily need a reply.

I am pointing out objective fact, not presenting subjective opinion so why people feel the need to give theirs is beyond me

posted 9 months ago

Feel free to hate on whatever region you want I couldn't care less either

You got me.... Im clearly triggered by it 😔

But keep inventing things to make you seem less stupid!

posted 9 months ago

Again if you could read you would instantly realise you're wrong (pls read my post its not hard)
I dont care! I was just pointing out irony!
But I understand that you feel really butthurt and im super sorry you feel this way!
Ill send you some chocolates, flowers and rosé to make you feel better! I shouldve known little pookie was so fragile 🥹

posted 9 months ago

This is cultural though, you can't really say 'no more events in eastern asia because they tend to have quieter crouds'
but i see your point, still waiting for champs paris or smt to show what a real crowd is like

posted 9 months ago

See latest edit <3

posted 9 months ago

you sound nerdy asf

I was quoting you
what an ape man 😭

posted 9 months ago

49th comment but first intelligent reply👏

posted 9 months ago

"Heh. You guys really cooked this guy😏"

And im farming upvotes? 😭

posted 9 months ago

1 - I promise you are not hard because you say buddy and swear behind a keyboard
2 - Nws bro the top 3 players from your country OAT are mixwell fitinho and koldamenta 💀💀💀💀💀

posted 9 months ago

Maybe ask your history/geo teacher not vlr.gg 👍 thanks!

posted 9 months ago

Ok zellsis is italian
Now what?
Whats your point big guy?
Are you this desperate to paint me as a racist you're creating arguments out of thin air?

posted 9 months ago

No?
Their parents were the ones that immigrated so they're not allowed to have heritage anymore?
What is this logic hahahaha

posted 9 months ago

if tenz and zekken arent north american

You deserve to be studied bro ngl

Not saying Tenz & Zek aren't American & canadian because they are,

posted 9 months ago

Did you read anything before commenting?
I'm aware America was built off immigrants, wtf does that have to do with anything I wrote?

And yes congrats bro 'native' americans are native! Thanks for letting me know!

posted 9 months ago

Just because Im nice to people who can't read, here you go, i'll highlight it for you <3

(Not saying Tenz & Zek aren't American & canadian because they are, but do not deny their heritage.)

posted 9 months ago

can you report someone for being stupid

posted 9 months ago

Alt title:
2 free agents, 1 current player, 2 bench players make some random team idk

posted 9 months ago

I agree I'm just pointing out the irony

posted 9 months ago

KOI 3-2 GMB

thank me later

posted 9 months ago

not necessarily HIS contract dates is what I mean
There could also be a contract grace period on riot's end for example

posted 9 months ago

probably just makes sense for contract dates
they did say about other tourneys so maybe RBHG

posted 9 months ago

Martin luther king in an alternate reality

posted 9 months ago

he said good
chill

posted 9 months ago

Talon & GenG come to mind

posted 9 months ago

If i can say mine for Europe I can say mine for earth then?
doesn't make sense chief

posted 9 months ago

Wedid mentioned he doesn't think he can compete in t1 with his ongoing treatments :(

posted 9 months ago

Imagine

DUE: Oxy
SEN: Yay
REC: Stellar (IGL)
FLE: Runi
CON: Skuba

posted 9 months ago

I can definitely see this happening

posted 9 months ago

It's official.

https://x.com/Vanityxz/status/1822347502898889045

Cloud 9 are officially rebuilding
Tier 2 talent coming up?
I bet they're in Verno's dms as we speak...

posted 9 months ago

Hello everyone!
Welcome back to another VLR tutorial!
Today we will be finding out exactly how to identify an artificial intelligence (A.I) user! (aka a robot and not a real human typing!)

It's simple! Look for the use of "mickey mouse tournament" in their language!

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posted 9 months ago
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