I_HATE_MCE
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Registered: August 11, 2022
Last post: August 2, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Posts: 2894
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100T sweeps every team in your S tier

Worst list ever

posted about 2 years ago

OP is British

posted about 2 years ago

I made this with chatgpt I swear I’m not a loser

posted about 2 years ago

The forum VLR was once a thriving place
For all the Valorant pros to share their space
They talked about their games and strategized with ease
But now the forum's dying, and it's hard to believe

There are no tournaments to keep the fire burning
No matches to discuss, no hype concerning
The pro scene has slowed, and the members have gone
Leaving VLR a shadow of what it once shone

The threads are empty, the posts few and far
The community that was once a shining star
Is now a ghost town, with only a few
Hanging on, hoping for something new

But it seems the spark has died, and the end is near
For the forum VLR, a place we held dear
We'll always remember the times we had
But now it's time to say goodbye, and it's sad

posted about 2 years ago

Yes it’s dead until February

posted about 2 years ago

Oh yea FPX the team the “best team” that couldn’t even make it to top 3 at champs😂 cope more

posted about 2 years ago

Keep holding on to that old ass champs win 😂 meanwhile every player from Acend is washed now

posted about 2 years ago

Couldn’t even get top 3 at champs😂

Statistically the worst region of the past year😂

only made it to one grand final, and only won that because PRX played a troll comp on breeze. Otherwise they would have zero wins in 2022😂

EMEA couldn’t even get to grand finals at a Redbull tournament😂 NA literally owns you in every way

posted about 2 years ago

Anyone who doesn’t put Yay at #1 is lying to themselves and should log off

posted about 2 years ago

Nah he sucks

posted about 2 years ago

Yay #1

posted about 2 years ago

Idk exactly but I’ve probably spent like $75 total

posted about 2 years ago

Chickem

posted about 2 years ago

Chickem

posted about 2 years ago

Bro is scrooge

posted about 2 years ago

Thank god no more EU clown crowds. Riot finally came to their senses

posted about 2 years ago

I get shivers of fear down my spine when I hear the name sushiboyz

posted about 2 years ago

This is the worst era of vlr too. It’s like the great depression

posted about 2 years ago

Yay is what cNed wishes he was

posted about 2 years ago

Man I thought SEN fans were annoying when they kept bringing up their Iceland masters win, but EU gambit fans are getting even worse 😂 Gambit legit fell off the earth… dogshit team hasn’t done anything in a year but you keep talking like Nats and redgar aren’t washed clowns. Just accept your L and stop living in the past

posted about 2 years ago

This is what valorant off season does to vlr users

posted about 2 years ago

Reminder that EMEA has been the worst region of valorant for the past year 😂

posted about 2 years ago

Master volume turned down in game?

posted about 2 years ago

Thank you for the update bro 🙏 I was waiting patiently for this. You are a real hero

posted about 2 years ago

FNS insane sentence

posted about 2 years ago

He’s too good for ascension anyways

posted about 2 years ago

Bump

posted about 2 years ago

you’re probably banned for racism

posted about 2 years ago

Vlr is only for shitposting when you’re bored at work. So mobile

posted about 2 years ago

Ranked means nothing bro😂

posted about 2 years ago

Agreed

posted about 2 years ago

None soon. Vlr will be dead until February

posted about 2 years ago

Stats in what? Local tournaments?😂 he ain’t been to a real tourney in over a year 😂 washed af

posted about 2 years ago

Ledgar and Lats haven’t done shit in the past year😂 overrated washed clowns. Can’t wait to see them get stomped again next year

posted about 2 years ago

He’s the greatest player alive

posted about 2 years ago

Please cope more

posted about 2 years ago

Can’t even make it to top 3 at Champs or finals at a mickey mouse Red Bull tournament 😂

That is just embarrassing tbh. Please stop overrating yourselves 😂

posted about 2 years ago

Hide in spawn until 20 seconds left, then run in and die

posted about 2 years ago

Yay is a hero in game and out of the game..

posted about 2 years ago

yay I love u

posted about 2 years ago

Lmaooo, This is ChapGPT? What prompt did you use for this

posted about 2 years ago

C9 yay is the greatest player to ever live

posted about 2 years ago

Map pool of fracture, split, and Pearl 🤢🤮

All dogshit. Unplayable game now…

Bind was great

Breeze was fine too, you just have trash aim

posted about 2 years ago

It’s literally 2023 and people are still watching Sinatraa

posted about 2 years ago

Nah

I played animal crossing in 2020 and then forgot I had it. I’ll give you mine

posted about 2 years ago

shahzam is not only a player but an entity.
literally all the NA good players were inspired by him, he taught them a new way of aiming, they looked at him as a god, as a superstar, a rolemodel.

just to imagine he was 28 years old in that time, so glad for the things he built at that old of an age
he influenced a generation of players become the best version of themselves

he is the most talented player in NA, better than fns, yay, or anyone u might think of
but he doesnt have crashies + victor

shahzam is constantly dropping amazing numbers with different class of agents, he has been to multiple teams with different people with different content creators and his performance simply doesnt decrease, for an insane amount of rounds, for months, for more than 2 years

yay play for the best NA team atm, a team who have been stomping every other team in NA, his job is basically to press mouse1 while most of his enemies are stunned/blind
remove marved from his team and then we can see how he performs and his real level of fragging power

here is what happened when SEN first faced a formidable opponent
https://www.vlr.gg/19073/sentinels-vs-fnatic-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-reykjavik-main-event-ubqf/?game=all&tab=overview
on the first map, ShahZam was 31/20 WHILE IGLING. On the second map, he unleashed the power of TenZ
One of the most iconic performances of all time

posted about 2 years ago

What? Yay was amazing with Jett and adapted to Chamber when he was released and the meta changed. Cned simply could not adapt and Acend fell off, thats why he’s a one trick

posted about 2 years ago

Yay destroyed with Jett and chamber. I think you forgot what one trick means

posted about 2 years ago

Nevermind I was wrong. You’re not better at soccer either 💀 at least you guys got fish & chips though

posted about 2 years ago
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