My past self would have reacted to this post, but I am a changed man. I forgive you.

I edited it back

I will quit vlr.

Enough with the “Why I do X” posts. Enough with the “Hentai” stuff. I pledge to be a contributing member to this site. All my posts will be helpful and entertaining from now on. No more downvotes for me, HenBabyH is officially a changed man.

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I was walking down the street when a bunch of guys surrounded me and said they were going to beat me up. I told them that I was “HenBabyH” on VLR and they all apologized and gave me money! People must really respect me!

I am here :)

Why do all my posts get immediately downvoted? Why don’t yall like me? I am trying my best!

Really!

Yo, I’m eatin' chips, I’m on the couch,
Got a donut hat and a pickle pouch,
My rap’s so week, it’s like soggy bread,
But I’m still the king - now pass me the spread!

Why do my posts get downvoted, but not posts like this???

Seems like there is a lot of negativity on this site, why can’t we all be friends. It is better to love than hate!

Just turned 20! Can’t wait to graduate next spring! I am so excited for what is to come after high school! :D

I was the popular cool kid

With the shadows as my only allies, I shall embrace the endless void, for I am the dark force that devours hope and whispers fear to the trembling hearts of all who dare to stand against me! VLR is my domain!

My first post was owning dort. Nothing has changed.

https://www.vlr.gg/post/3443938/stop-worrying-about-playoffs-sen-fans

Yes they would, tf? I’d probably go for more tbh.

Oh, thanks

Hltv couldn’t handle me

Where am I?

What the fuck

I knew you’d come around eventually, but that’s not my name!

I don’t have haters?

Almost as heavy as you

You too Benjy?!?!

This post is meant to call out any vlr user you may not like. The vlr users who get called out on this post should use it as an opportunity to better themselves.

I’m not retiring!

I’m not, but wouldn’t that suck if I was.

Thank you. At least somebody appreciates my posts!

Yeah?

That stuff destroys your teeth

My teeth are perfectly fine

:(

Goo ga ga, me want milkie!!

Shhh

Respect!

I’m pushing 30, never had a girlfriend, chase that money and dream, a girl will come along eventually.

Can’t believe dort is trying to flame me

I’m being relatable

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stupid-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-gif-12221001666588210206

Mine were unjustly stripped away from me

Very funny, help me get my starts back

We should get rid of stars on vlr.

0/8 buddy, overwatch clears this fraud game

who would have guessed that a vlr user loves to stuff their face with unhealthy fatty food

Valorant is a dying esport, they need to take notes from Overwatch, an esport that is thriving. It won’t be long before this site and Valorant as a whole is dead.

No he’s not

Don’t say that :(

Just wanted to be open and honest with you all. Hope we can still all be friends!

Not my name