cranezera
Country: Brazil
Registered: December 6, 2021
Last post: December 6, 2021 at 6:37 PM
Posts: 9

there goes the brazilian vacation for me

only word you fucking brazilians know is xenophobic. if you don't act like a moron noone will be xenophobic

He's a coach, he can't fix everything. If you watched, they literally did everything perfect apart from aiming. There were so many crucial moments where Zombs needed to at least hit a shot yet he failed

? rawkus literally just joined by guy hes amazing the fuck you on about

I think FURIA is at the airport already

ah yes, the mister "I knew it before everyone else and i'm the best at analysing"

During both Map 2, and 3, after the First half, it is reported that Valorant player Jared "Zombs" Gitlin had a large sum of money transferred into his Swiss account. It is also rumored that hours before his match against KRU esports, he has visited some sussy betting website numerous times.

no cah

Large sum of money just landed in his Swiss account no kappah

Zombs was using some sussy betting websites for Valorant iykyk

PLEASE STOP SPAMMING I CANT READ

SLOW DOWN PLEASE

GUYS VLR IS LAGGING AND ABOUTTA CRASH SLOW DOWN WITH THE THREADS SO I CAN READ IT MAN

TENZ MUHARAAJ NO

my guy at this rate sen aint even gonna make it to playoffs bro

Nah TSM's is the best lmaoo

Can we all agree that Sentinels are better than FNATIC at tossing leads now?

Yours sincerely, FNATIC fan

To be fair they were like 2 rounds off beating Liquid so idk

In KRU's eyes he is just free eco tbh

Good half can't wait for Sentinels to to toss the lead again!

ZOMBS IS ON THE BOARD BABY

changes flair

yeah nah youre good brother dont worry

I'll confess to my crush no cappah

Isnt the grefg a fortnut streamer

just wondering what vlr users think about NFTS. are there any braindead people that actually support it and buy it and think it;s the future?

IMO, I think it's just stupid and it's just another way for the capitalists to continue generating wealth and capital by tricking and manipulating stupid people

Dude acts like the only word he knows is xeno and lives off it jesus christ

idk if youre baiting but im pre sure literally all the Korean teams used breach

insert death threats, dick pics and angry americans

True I cant be fucked talking bout this anymore i gotta go get food man kekw bye

Bring me a case in valorant where NA people were glass and got butthurt

Also,
Threatening to kill or injure you
It's a criminal offence for someone to threaten to kill you or threaten to seriously injure you (cause you “grievous bodily harm”), or to send you a letter, text, email or other written material containing this kind of threat.

This man thinks an illegal act of crime is ok just because brazilians arent glass.

Dude, youre literally fucked in the head man.

Yeah i know but shes getting literal butthurt over Xeppa posting a gif of a gorilla scratchin his ass. Anyone that at least follows Xeppa knoss tjat this man posts it anywhere and all this braindead caster did was screenshot it and accuse him for being racist. I dont see any respect here, rather sillyness and acting like a crazy dog, barking at anything she says because shes sensitive as fuck

Dude, who the fuck are you? Why should i choose which team i support most? I support both teams equally and wish the best from both teams. You got a problem with that? If you do, keep that to yourself because i dont care

At least they came second in masters 2 and made playoffs in champions 💀💀💀. Talk to me when kru makes playoffs bud. Oh wait what? They cant cus they gonna get shit on by either sen or furia

You said "brazil professionals tjat work in riot"

This girl is a literal caster and is being salty and biased about this whole shit

I suppoet both Fnatic and sentinels but i cant put both flairs, you fot a problem with that?

Nah my guy im replying to the other argentenian dude

Ohhh right Kru what? Sorry they were only top 4-8 so i dont remember their names sorry bud

https://mobile.twitter.com/leticiaxmotta

You good brother?

Man thinks dick pics are jokes 💀💀💀💀💀

Come back when your team wins a masters, loser

I stopped reading after "in brazil we respect each other professionally," like, my guy, your region is literally known for death threats and youre telling me yall respect each other????

Dude, youre fucking stupid. Mans making a joke about making more money, its like your boss say "i make more money than you you fuck work harder," what are you gonna do to your boss? Cry to the World Court and then get him in prison? Your point makes absolutely no sense and you should go to kindergarten if youre this sentisitive to jokes

These Brazilians are literally glass lmao. You place a lil pressure/banter then they break and cry. Like, chill my guy, G2 literally flew a plane around a city saying Fuck Sentinels and now yall getting mad being called a shit region. People from OCE here aint even got the chance to be called a shit region man we literally Tier 5(ok going off topic).

Its just jokes and banter

P. S Please send dick pics and death threats to me

I literally just pulled 2 presidents out, alright you want me to change it ill change it to obama and biden then

Joe Biden got involved:
Joe Biden and Obama said they gonna make Brazilians regret this USA IS INVOLVING EVERY SINGLE NUCLEAR WEAPON

Source: Trust me bro

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Sen fan but gotta support by boys at FNATIC rn so yah