shut the FUCK up

EMEASS 😂😂😂😂

Dogs either play the victims or xenophobes and there is no in between.

FRAUDMEA are nothing but a joke and a fluke. TH and KC are gonna bomb out in groups against SEN and FPX. 😂😂😂

SHITMEA got dominated in Apex and are getting dominated in Valorant, absolute shit region 😂😂😂

EU fps esports in shambles 😂😂 tbf id be ashamed too if N4rrate was my region's best player 😂😂😂😂

I meant to write EMEA in the title.

Now let me say it again: EMEA is a dog region, that's your daily reminder.

Now shut the FUCK up.

I see the forums filled with copium and woof woof threads from SHITMEA fans. Feels heavenly to laugh at their stupidity while scrolling through those 😂😂😂😂😂

Traitor, you are not worthy of being American.

1. SEN
2. Loud
3. Gen G
4. EDG
5. PRX
6. FPX
7. KC
8. Heretics

stop waffling europoor

Damn, OP is taking a huge risk right there 😂 😂 😂 😂

NA IS THA GOAT

shut the FUCK up.

What do you mean? EU sucks hard in this game, they play like silvers

eu valorant compared to na is like silver vs radiant, the difference is huge.

but in cs eu is much stronger, why are they so weak in valorant? i feel like they're the worst region right now, the level of play is quite low.

bitch, you shut the fuck up.

shut the fuck up + reported for obese shaming

I fucking love a good omelette made with cow eggs, shit's too fucking good.

just cooked a fresh omelette with goat eggs, want some my g?

least retarded br0nzil user

That was two months ago, and I still can't get over it.

My buddy and I were often looked after by his grandmother on Wednesdays when we didn't have school, my parents dropping me off at her place, and as usual she was very attentive, very kind, in short like a grandmother to her grandchildren, even though I wasn't biologically one.

She often took us out to the park, and sometimes did her shopping, from the time I was 8 until I was 12.

Of course, to thank her for her time when I was growing up (around 16) until now (24), I used to help her run errands, carry her bags, go to the pharmacy etc...

Then this lady had back problems, so I went to buy her some voltaren gel so she'd have less pain etc...

So I started massaging her, at first no thoughts crossed my mind, until I noticed she was receptive to my hands on her back, then one day she took it from me and put it on her breasts... then she came down... looked me in the eye, took my head and we kissed...

I'll spare you the crucial details...

I was getting the hang of it, the coming and going, our bodies intertwining, the heat, it was something...

That's how I made love to her... this is a love affair between her and me, and it's been going on for two months...

It's true that I can't move on, I think about it and think about it again, I want to end my life with her.

She's 68 and I'm 24, as I was saying... but it doesn't matter, I love her.

Mamma mia!

flag and flair

Tenz isn't live dumbo

NA on top baby

PLATAM

shut the fuck up dumb ass

1. America's - Bronzil is dragging the region down though, I think we should go back to NA, BR and PLATAM.
2. China.
3. Assific.
4. EMEAss.

NA is the GOAT region

fuck outta with your gay shit

Anything to say?

As per usual, here are my preds (90% accuracy):

KC 1:2 FPX - if KC is EMEA's best team, then this region is FINISHED.
Gen G 2:0 Loud - no aspas no win for Bronzilians.
EDG 2:1 PRX - EDG looking good, Pooprex are shit.
Sentinels 36:0 - Heretics - Heretics will get humiliated in front of their home crowd, EU players will uninstall Valorant and never touch it again, they will also bow to the NA overlords.

Nah brooooooooooooooooooo I agree that Heretics are frauds but you have a Pooprex flair my G, stay in your fucking lane.

Heretics are fucking shit.

thanks my g, always keepin it real.

br*tish golden teeth + nice argument

Have you seen how disgusting the level of play is in this dogshit stinky ass region? so low .... why do you think KC qualified and N4rrate was the league's best player? it's not a coincidence, think about it my America's brothers. We're gonna demolish the EMEAss fans.

Like for real, this region smells like a hot steaming pile of shit atm, even Assific is better, worrying for our Eurocucks friends over at vlr.gg ...