I mean, they have mid in their name, what could you expect?

If you want a more extreme version you can always use the classic "nem fodendo"

In portuguese "no" is "não"

That's not even bait as some are saying, it's a joke. Those players are the 2021 Gamelanders roster that dominated BR valorant during it's early days.

He's the pdf file. The fact you have to ask "is he the pedo or the abuser?" Is really fucking sad ngl, the fact our league has 2 major pieces of crap like that makes me sick.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

He didn't pay for anything since the brazilian law is flawed, as the age of consent 14y/o. He was 22 and she was 15, that's a fully grown man and a girl that just entered high school.

Oh sorry, I haven't watched Dune yet

I don't know what that's supposed to mean but I hope it's good

MWzera had personal problems with him and made the ORG kick him cause of that from what I know.

OBRIGADO DEUS!!!

Please Stellae, I never asked for anything, just send Pancc home.

Clove. I find them to be quite cute.

Stopped reading at "Derrek is a good individual player." Weak bait 2/10

bora 2G, manda o pedo pancc chorando pra casa!

se o Pancc ta triste, eu to feliz

He doesn't need much, they just need to teach him how to say "Queota" when he hits a headshot with a sheriff and "Muito fácil" when they win a round. What else do you need?

None cause that game punishes you for playing without thinking and with 0 strats relying only on aim.

Se a RIOT deixar, coisa que espero que não deixe. E desculpe, mas essa de "é sinal que provavelmente ele n deve nada" é inocência demais, é puro mal caratismo do pessoal que ignora o passado CRIMINOSO e o fato dele ser um literal PEDÓFILO só pq ele troca bala no joguinho.

I hope Hero Base wins ascension just for that to happen. Would he funny as fuck.

Não deveria poder não, mal escapou da prisão e tem dono de ORG contratando esse cara? Mal mau-caratismo total

Não se perdoa pedófilos, amigo. E o tal do "mundo" é só você e um bando de gente que finge que nada aconteceu só pq o cara é bom num joguinho. Não tem coisa mais nojenta que isso.

a única coisa na qual ele é o melhor no cenário de Valorant BR é em gostar de menor de idade

Finally some good news related to Brazilian Valorant

It seems I'll have to step up...

"Worst teams" Literally the ones with the best performance in recent times

Taking a spot away from a region like that would be unfair, no? Isn't the whole point of giving 5 NA, 3 BR and 2 LATAM to have an equal number of teams from North and South America?

There are many other way more competent BR orgs that could take their place tho, I don't see why it has to be an NA one.

"This sucks, they should do that instead"
That has nothing to do with this
"I know, i just like that"

Absolute chad

I'll never doubt Jorjinho again for the rest of my life.

and LEV had a close match with G2 last week, one of the teams you called trash. Your argument makes 0 sense.

It's funny how you didn't even try to shittalk LEV and KRU because even you know you can't do that without looking even more ridiculous.

É triste, mas eu ainda acho que terá um momento melhor no futuro. Uma queda drástica dessa é quase impossível de ter 0 reação depois.

Eu não acho que seja tão extremo, no próprio CS tivemos momentos PÉSSIMOS assim, e depois voltamos melhor, as vezes rola. Não que deixe o momento de agora menos pior, mas não é fim de mundo tambem.

I do that too, yeah. My bald goat.

That's the only thing that keeps me watching ngl.

I may need to do the funny right in front of LOUD's Valorant team (in game)

I'd get so fucking hard if that happened fr fr

I have that too, the thing that has been doing it for me is have matches in the background while I draw or work.

NA vs BR? nah
A possible upset? lmao, no
Revenge for last year? Kinda

Most importantly, it's the match between both teams with the LEAST ORIGINAL LOGOS IN AMERICA, and that's all that matters.

I think not qualifying for Shangai would be a great wake-up call for them.

QCK is not reliable nor flexible as he was sold out to be, if this LOUD had Aspas or anyone consistent for them to rely on when it comes to doing their role, LOUD would be a top tier team again. Not only that but Saadhak is trying to much with comps and such, if they dropped that sooner and did the basic yet effective comps everyone else is using then they wouldn't be in such a bad position rn.

I don't think LOUD is that good anymore, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, since they had the whole Visa problem after Madrid and just a week ago Saadhak stopped being the one to decide comps and strats, leaving that to the coaches. They can still bounce back, but that will take time. Time I don't know if they have.

Tbf, that's a big change, and we can't expect it to just get better in a single week since it's been made.

Most overrated player from our region. Casters and other Pros have been hyping him up since 2020 as "Our Hero", and since then he didn't win a single trohpy and didn't have a single notable performance on the international stage, even when given the chance. Other then that, he is a complete dictator that wants all the teams he is in to be made by his friends/people that agree with everything he wants, 2023 Furia was decent and had potential to improve, but he kicked everyone he didn't like so he could build the team around himself, and this rn is the result.

Sorry for the long comment I wanted to get this frustration off my chest.

LOUD can still comeback, they've just gone through a lot of changes and turbulance.

MIBR played well in Kickoff, but it seems they didn't really improve since then, but the potential is there, I hope...

Furia is a bad managment hell in which they gave the team to MWzera so he can do what he wants with it, and he kicked everyone that he didn't like from last year (Mazin, DGzin and the Carlão) and then built the team with his friends. If they kept the same players as 2023 I can guarantee you this team would be at least competitive.

I think LOUD can comeback, but it's hard to look at their current state and say anything positive...

Essa G2 é bagre, principalmente com esse tal de Icy, acho que a Fúria deve ganhar um mapa se jogarem no pique daquela Icebox contra a KRU ou a Breeze contra NRG, mas ganhar a série eu acho bem difícil.

I hope so, would be unfair as hell if it wasn't. This format sucks ngl.

I'll bet my house on them just so you're not alone

After today, I think MIBR may have a chance...

(This user is high on copious ammounts of Hopium, do not trust anything he says)