This pigeon in front of me has no fear

Summer just ended why tf is it cold outside

I have no idea mr conut,
Maybe he went ahead and got a doughnut.
And you know what?
Maybe he is not real,
Maybe he is a robot.

Once upon a time in a dark room, vlrgg user ate a magic shroom
The shroom so magical
The user was still in lack of skill mechanical
User went ahead and said
Who will get me out of this terrible dread
And from the sky it echoed...
"Listen to your deeper self"
Words echoed so far
So far
So far it reached the north star
The user began to think deeply
Began to improve bit by bit weekly
Magic voices were right
Relieved was vlrgg user sweetly
Bit it wasn't the end completely
The sun rises higher and higher
With no sleep was left the player
No time was left for prayer
Once the user woke up
He was left in a room
A dark room
And the cycle continued
The end

By FunnyPaprika 18/11/2023

Poke ur so consistent wtf Poke ur so consistent wtfPoke ur so consistent wtfPoke ur so consistent wtfPoke ur so consistent wtfPoke ur so consistent wtfPoke ur so consistent wtfPoke ur so consistent wtf

True pogw

Nvm it's here wowzers

His aim is even flickier than tenz's I think, despite that he's still good at holding angles, really excited to watch him play.

For my package that is supposed to be delivered in 30 mins what do I do I'm bored pls pls pls i need se.thing to do It was supposed to arrive yesterday da .y and I waited 10 hours for it to he moved to today and I'm very bored thanks you 😆😆😆😆

Nah idc about that match, to be quite frankly honest

Yes tomorrow is THE day indeed.

Umm.. Hi! I noticed that.. umm.. you are.. umm.. missing something.. What happened to the fourth one? ;)

Hewwo there! I juth wanted to take a moment to expweth my admwiration for you. You truly are a thtunning individual, and your beauty thurpatheth anything that wordth could dethcribe. I hope you have a wondwerful day!

Wow, Ardiis in the waterslide is quite a sight to see. And I must say, it's making my heart race. But I'm a bit concerned that it already has a story about it. Perhaps you and I could create our own story together?

Wha' Gwaan, as paprika, mi bring flavor an' humor to di game. A top chef was hooked by mi unique taste an' charm, launching me into di spotlight. Livin' mi dream an' enjoyin' every step of di way.

Umm... hey. It's me again. I don't know if you remember me, but I'm the one who wrote that story "Dinner with Friends" a while back. It got a lot of attention and for some reason, I thought it was a good idea to ask for your help again. I don't really have any ideas for my next story, so if any of you have any suggestions, please let me know. I know it's kind of pathetic, but I promise I'll try my best to make it good. Thanks for listening... or reading.

You think Ive got a future in writing?
I was thinking of quitting my job to pursue my true passion

Hey friend how is it going?

It's OK how about you

Ok

Oh here comes the lunch

What did you order

Noodles

noise outside building

What is that

I don't know

Let's check it out

Ok

It's zombie apocalypse oh no

Oh no

I'm gonna die

No I'm gonna save you saves him

Thank you I'm saved

Nice

What's that

Oh no a big zombie

Oh no he bit my leg off

I'm gonna carry you

Ok

I carried you to hospital

I'm now in hospital and I'm healed

Good I'm gonna call the army

calls army

Army there is big zombie shoot him

Ok were shooting him

Thanks army, I'm going home

Alexa turn on TV

turning on tv

news playing

*big zombie has been killed and you are a hero"

Nice to meet you mayor

Yes I've got a prize for you

Nice thanks

I've got a prize and I'm hero now that's fun

End

Today I am going to be out of town 🙃 and will not be able to attend the meeting on Thursday night but I will wait until the 26th and then I will be in town. 😝

WTF (I'm not surprised)

Benjamin deserves better, babysasuke put to losers, LyCan and Toasts Bathwater and bronzil-enjoya are good too, Yesirskii deserves his own tier for the amount of mixed opinions on him and ANGE1 put into best igl. Lets_talk is underrated and u forgot to add edater tier.

TL nAts?

Yeah I don't like smoking either, it really depends on the person but I'm tryna be realistic and if I found someone really amazing but they smoke I would probably still pursue, especially because my ideal partner would be wanting to improve as a person with me, and I'm very much not perfect either. The biggest turn off for me is probably someone who is stubborn and not very open to new things, just not something I value. Smoking or vaping to feel included is cringe tho

Sorry to hear that DanielVAL, what is your current status and opinion on oiled and oilez? 🛢🛢🛢

Please refrain from using profanity in your future comments otherwise contact goofyahh1447, LyCan52 or bronzil_enjoyer for more information, have a restful day.

Real human, girl, and if ykwim that kind of mysterious vibe when you see them and then they like dissappear and you just see em at random places but never talk and then maybe talk or something real 1s know what I'm talking about I hope. Also don't like drama too much, alcohol is fine in moderation and smoking is fine if u tryna quit (I don't judge). 🐻🌎⏲️🌄👍✂️🎶🎵💀🍔🥶😐👍😔😏😑😥🌄🤧

Hello I was just curious about what you think about this moment of time ⏲️ 😊 😄 🙂 ☺️ 😏?

Very true 👍

Winnie the pooh is high on 🍯?

I can't bare it

Why does he keep talking bout bears?

🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🐻‍❄🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸

Titel

So how did it go? 🍔

Lalalala la lalala didoodaadoo dadadada lalalalaa
Nanannanananananan na na lala la na da dii doo lalalalalalalal hey hey lalalalala nanana dadiidoo dudududu duiidoo🎵🎶

20% 🔋 that's the percentage of how full my battery is at this moment. You could guess that I will wait for my battery to fully charge therefore I will wait for 80 more % but you would be WRONG. Because 1. I will stop charging my phone at around 75% to 92% depending on if I accidentally forget that I am charging this very phone and start doing something that would distract me, such as taking a bath with a bio eucalyptus bathgel, that makes me breathe better, smell with a perfect slightly menthol flavour while simultaneously washing off dirt and dead skin and 2. As of typing this Ive advanced to the future and gained around 5% so your assumption of me waiting 80% would be slightly valid before but completely invalid at this moment. Now excuse me I am going to finish my 489th puzzlo on some silly word game.

Oof 💩💀💩💀needa work on dat chief

Idk 🤷‍♂️ you choose, but how about we shake hands and continue our crazy journeys 🤝

Riiiigghtt 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 thx fashion demon

Respect 🙏

Isn't having alternative accounts against this sites rules 🤨 I'm not a bad guy 😒

A little crazy but very wholesome, plus the goat n4rrate is joining too 🤗

Thank youuuu 😊❤️

I'm righthththtththht

Because it has countries. We should introduce countries here in the US and let them fight eachother for hundreds of years and create languages and empires. Would be more fun to watch

I'm FunnyPaprika! 👋

Doot doo 😓

Doot doola doot doo.....

Check out my rizzollogy rating system

Good luck ma'am, hope you atleast have cancel culture rizz 🐦❌️ 👍👍👍

Toasts Bathwater 🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩is still the best user on this subreddit

My bad brawd I'm actually 6% Welsh, guess I should've used the better flag tho 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤷‍♂️