he’s been playing a lot of controller lately

maybe it won’t be an issue who knows

i have TenZ blocked on twitter
his retirement is not real if i cannot see the announcement /s

jokes aside, whoever is replacing him has some big shoes to fill

it’s okay. it made me laugh.

humor is the only way i’m coping right now <3 all good

i wish i had your level of hopium
it would be nice :(

chichoo fell to his knees at walmart as a nats fanboy

devastating news for them

hold on
let me call rob moore to keep them both hostage
no worries 🙄

she’s holding her SEN TenZ jersey crying

losing verno to nrg AND not getting n4rrate would be devastating ngl

i don’t think i can recover from that lol

SEN n4rrate and SEN zander/skuba would go crazy

it’s definitely a huge privilege not anyone can afford

happy for him. hope he spends a lot of time with his fiancé :’)
(i’m still crying)

just praying TenZ keeps his word and the retirement is not permanent or else he’s playing with my heart too much

https://x.com/cuorestellata/status/1835067877734646271

for the devastated fans, TenZ said the retirement might not be permanent and him playing might not be SOON but it’s not that far away

so praying for TenZ in pro play in 2026

https://x.com/cuorestellata/status/1835067877734646271

i would love to see marved back and to compete in toronto

nothing will fix the heartbreak of losing the face of valorant
but take your pick for a bandage

SEN marved
SEN zander
SEN skuba
SEN demon1

i’m so so sorry :(

that makes me ever sadder wtf tenz
my goat

the universe hates me

i’m so sad michael

two of my family members are hospitalized
my car got tolled
my favorite pro player retires

someone wake me up from this nightmare of a month
i’m going through it lol

genuinely no

i’m sorry
im pathetic i guess

it’s not even that.

life just sucks and not worth it.
this is just the cherry on top

just fucking kill me

i want to kill myself

ggs

you are deserving of love and happiness.
it may be a bad day, not a bad life.
i wish you all the best and take care.

you know what’s funny

playing and watching val is one of the few mundane things that’s keeping me from spiraling and offing myself. clicking heads is cathartic. or maybe i just hate myself lmao

i really want to visit brazil one day

thank you for the recommendation

chuesday innit

(fuck it’s actually thursday)

japanese, vietnamese, schezuan, indian and italian are top 5 for me personally. but i would love to try more.

LOUD pancakes my goat

he’s also very nice. i’m so glad he’s back this year at least.

i’ve lived in france, canada and the us.

sorry if i use feet and inches sometimes.
it’s not that deep.

johnqt is 6’0
tenz is 5’11
zellsis is 5’10

sacy and zekken are 7’3
(trust me on these 2)

trust me on this

boba date before the match and then take her to the masters toronto after

then take your bros to masters toronto on another day too

imagine

tenz, aspas and demon1 as articuno, zapdos and moltres though. the big 3.

that’s so cute wtf

that’s diabolical ngl

probopass is diabolical lmao

i feel like f0rsaken is ditto

just like ditto can be flexible and shapeshift into any pokemon, f0rsaken can flex on any agent

that’s actually perfect

nerd!!!! anyways,,

marved - regice
fns - alakazam(smartest pokemon)

edit: i’ve thought of more
pANcada - greninja
demon1 - tyranitar
mako - snorlax(cuddly and cute)
f0rsaken - ditto

i just got chills

el diablo may be back

shanks, dani, tacolilla

chronicle?

johnqt?

sure you go ahead and ill do the second guess

most sexiest handsomest pro pANcada?

or maybe that’s just me who thinks that LOL

this one’s a 50/50 chance lol
but i think i know who

i personally think they’re great 💗

yea you got it lol