:(

on a scale of 1-10, how fucked are you for each one? can you win?

TenZ
Aspas
Demon1
yay

they’re trying to catch teams off guard according to zekken

shhhhh sen is shit

champ teams please don’t prep for them
not worth your time for a 4th seed

absolutely 💯

TenZ, woot, aspas

the 3 people you wouldn’t want to iso ult lol

his aim in combination with iso would be insane

kaplan please 🙏

god gave me a sign blg is winning champs
my work computer credentials are fire 🔥

bet your house on billy billy now trust

https://imgur.com/gallery/3JwdYYI

honestly me neither with their current form

but why do i keep hoping 😭😭

michael, zekken holding that champs trophy is sexy no ? 😉

winning madrid saved sen’s asses

being a masters winner came in clutch lmao

if sen is the best, they rise above regardless

if not, it doesn’t matter what group they’re in

nah icy is gelling with them

you don’t fuck with chemistry

you will get 2 houses out of this trust /s

split is my favorite map and haven too 😭

i’m so sad it’s gone
i also like pearl because im a masochist

the truth hurts

i hope they find their madrid form before champs

i would genuinely piss myself laughing if someone took my sarcasm as advice

disclaimer: this is not financial advice. i bear no responsibility for any money loss

they are undefeated in korea( ignore the sample size of 1, nobody asked )

surely they don’t bomb out and stay mid for 3 years and win a masters again

damn just because you don’t have friends mean aspas doesn’t lmao

https://x.com/aspaszin/status/1814067377426038858

https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/s/Pi37IomJ2f

the sacy, aspas and pANcada friendship is honestly unmatched

tldr; aspas: i did it for sacy

lost to 100t on purpose so they can rest and save strats for champions because they knew they’ll make it by points anyway

kaplan genius masterclass

( im just really schizo. that fake comeback yesterday and 10-2 is giving me nightmares bro )

suddenly i’m the biggest aspas and lev fan

win it for the bald man

i always knew he was built different

i’m 100% going schizo and blaming curry

only way i can cope

has anyone won after posting that anime pic

i swear it’s cursed

https://x.com/currydtx/status/1813418956713336941?s=46&t=tGw1J_ZwgG5Op2ATrSZp0Q

we definitely need it lmao

aspas will not let bald man down

trust

nah madrid sen were a different beast

good decision making, macros, retakes and team synergy
they are struggling right now

come back i miss you

they were shooting different
i don’t know what the issue is now

they regain the aura in 2027 when they win the next trophy

no worries

aspas please

do it for the bald man

you should see csgo crowds

they are ruthless

sen and fnc are just having a contest on which team can get sick the most

all good

why does that shit always happen

sen and fnc need to stop licking doorknobs

i feel so bad for the poor dude

insane pressure from fans, personal issues recently combined with the loss today cannot be good for his mental

he tilted so hard and almost destroyed his mouse :(

our vibes merchant needs his own vibes merchant fr

yes probably

making champs is not the problem anymore
looking like a hot mess if they keep this form is the real issue

ohhh i get it now
that’s actually cool af

is that sarcasm

no it was from today

johnqt was recently sick and went to urgent care earlier

he was going to sub for johnqt not sacy per his stream

holy we were wrong

not at all

he was shooting back today and was visibly frustrated

put some respect on Tyson Ngo’s name

they just need to set him up better than dephh did lol

SEN michaelisupset

save us goat

you wanna be the coach sir

sign Hunter “Inspire” Schline and Shahzeb “ShahZaM” Khan

the contract is in your inbox.
you guys have 24 hours to respond

tenz and zekken count your days boys /s

we are getting our asses kicked at champs if we keep playing like today bro

weak ass mentality

change your flair

of course twin